Phil told me about what lights up a light bulb.
But I didn’t know what Phil-a-meant.
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... Or two.
One......... Or two.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
My Pokemon was injured by a light bulb
I guess you could say it's Bulbasaur
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
How does a Karen screw in a light bulb?
She puts it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they are very efficient and have no sense of humor.
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey wanna go play catch?
(My dad's newest)
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?
How many hipsters does it take to fix a light bulb?
It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
How many amoeba does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- No, 2. No wait 4! 8 16 32...
How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a light bulb?
Me neither mom usually does it.
I'm thinking about writing a book about light bulbs
I think its a bright idea
How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, he holds the bulb up and the world revolves around him
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...
How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?
How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar
How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They’re efficient and not very funny.
Yesterday, I crossed the road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.
My life is turning into a joke
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Today, I crossed the street, changed a light bulb, and walked into a bar.
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
How many Mexicans takes to change a bulb?
Yesterday, I crossed a road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.
My life is turning into a joke.
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but it’s kind of cramped.
Don't eat light bulbs.
It's not a bright idea for a light snack.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just 2, just don't ask how they got in there.
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