Phil told me about what lights up a light bulb.

But I didn’t know what Phil-a-meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BM_14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronclark384
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One... Or two.

One......... Or two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...

Into what ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskyEchoTango
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?

Normally three, but Toucan.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.

My life is a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BoogiepoP_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?

One…or two? One…or two?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My Pokemon was injured by a light bulb

I guess you could say it's Bulbasaur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It’s imPOEsible to tell

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions

But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?

Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamedToACrisp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on

You'll get burned out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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How does a Karen screw in a light bulb?

She puts it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cedar_Nomad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?

Ideally three, but Toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsUneek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGT-R0CK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moony-7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, they are very efficient and have no sense of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danspud69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.

Silence of the lamps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I tried to taste the hot light bulb

But I got my tungstenned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.

It was a soft white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey wanna go play catch?

(My dad's newest)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedarkplayr
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.

That was the highlight of my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToeKneeh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar

My life is a joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?

One brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgglas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They’re efficient and not very funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m1ngaa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Yesterday, I crossed the road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.

My life is turning into a joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.c..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeskies307
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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How many hipsters does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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How many amoeba does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1. No, 2. No wait 4! 8 16 32...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Name_Is_JoeJoe
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

One Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brugink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a light bulb?
  • i dont know

Me neither mom usually does it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADDrenalgland
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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How many Mexicans takes to change a bulb?

Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plus4lex44Plus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 or 2?

1 or 2?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but it’s kind of cramped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NudlePockets
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I'm thinking about writing a book about light bulbs

I think its a bright idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Don't eat light bulbs.

It's not a bright idea for a light snack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, he holds the bulb up and the world revolves around him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 2, just don't ask how they got in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markliebs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgydonut
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Today, I crossed the street, changed a light bulb, and walked into a bar.

My life is a joke.

πŸ‘︎ 51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavanaughphoto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Yesterday, I crossed a road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.

My life is turning into a joke.

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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