How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on what you want it to change into.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nixus42
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Yesterday, I crossed the road, changed a lightbulb, and walked into a bar.

God, my life is a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace4Pace
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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(My Grandma called me just to tell me this one): Why did the farmer bury a lightbulb?

He wanted to grow a power plant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozeneskimo02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silashoulder
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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How many IT guys does it take to fix a lightbulb?

One. But he just turns it off and on again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charger_3000
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinnan
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angelsgirl2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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How many Dads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorGarfanzo
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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How many dads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. One to screw in the lightbulb...

And no one to write his jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyonlion
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. The real question is, how did they get in there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_C_Citizenz
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Did you hear about the lightbulbs that are getting sent to jail without a trial?

It's a lumen rights violation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bevroren
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ideally three, but Toucan.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhyNautHappiness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb

Is it 1 or 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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What’s the difference between my wife and a lightbulb

You can unscrew a lightbulb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goosewithagun7304
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb

Woah, it's already been changed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Juan

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How many dancers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A 5, 6, 7, 8!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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How many golfers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnebuda
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2. They'll fit.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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How many lightbulbs does it take to fix a lightbulb?

doesn't matter, they can't fix it either way because they're not bright enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggToastLover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?

Steven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PromiscuousPinger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - that's a hardware problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigmaticLemons
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Let’s go play on our bikes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otherwiseaaron
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

One can't, but Toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4D1U5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why was the lightbulb happy when it burnt out?

It was Delighted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One! Because Germans do not have humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Do yall remember the Great Lightbulb Shortage of '07?

Those were dark times

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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How many grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?

Too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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How many college students does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, they can't afford the lightbulb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuzzOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar.

My life is a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What is a difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsrorAkhmedov
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ideally three, but Toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeHunt_004
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are very efficient and not funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimothyLux
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ideally three, but toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

you can unscrew a lightbulb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volpesalvatore
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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