How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends on what you want it to change into.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.
Yesterday, I crossed the road, changed a lightbulb, and walked into a bar.
(My Grandma called me just to tell me this one): Why did the farmer bury a lightbulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant
How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.
How many IT guys does it take to fix a lightbulb?
One. But he just turns it off and on again.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. The real question is, how did they get in there?
Did you hear about the lightbulbs that are getting sent to jail without a trial?
It's a lumen rights violation!
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity
How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb
Woah, it's already been changed
How many dancers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?
They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them
How many lightbulbs does it take to fix a lightbulb?
doesn't matter, they can't fix it either way because they're not bright enough.
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - that's a hardware problem.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Let’s go play on our bikes.
Why was the lightbulb happy when it burnt out?
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Do yall remember the Great Lightbulb Shortage of '07?
How many college students does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, they can't afford the lightbulb.
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many Dads does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many dads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. One to screw in the lightbulb...
And no one to write his jokes.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman!
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar.
What’s the difference between my wife and a lightbulb
You can unscrew a lightbulb
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many golfers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is a difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. We are very efficient and not funny.
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but toucan
How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One!
Because Germans do not have humor.
whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
you can unscrew a lightbulb
How many grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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