How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Did you hear about that dumb movie about two light bulbs?
It is called dim and dimmer
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︎ Apr 14 2021
How many disappointed dads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How would I know? Youβve made me the proudest dad alive.
π︎ 21
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︎ Mar 21 2021
what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Yesterday I changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... Or two.
One......... Or two.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
My Pokemon was injured by a light bulb
I guess you could say it's Bulbasaur
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︎ Sep 27 2020
How does a Karen screw in a light bulb?
She puts it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
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︎ Sep 18 2020
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but itβs okay.
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︎ May 26 2020
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they are very efficient and have no sense of humor.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey wanna go play catch?
(My dad's newest)
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︎ May 24 2020
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
How many hipsters does it take to fix a light bulb?
It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
π︎ 45
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︎ Apr 04 2020
How many amoeba does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- No, 2. No wait 4! 8 16 32...
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︎ May 08 2020
I'm thinking about writing a book about light bulbs
I think its a bright idea
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︎ Jul 05 2019
How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a light bulb?
Me neither mom usually does it.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...
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︎ Oct 29 2020
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
π︎ 47
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︎ Oct 14 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
π︎ 12
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?
Oneβ¦or two? Oneβ¦or two?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Itβs imPOEsible to tell
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︎ Jul 24 2020
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Whatβs the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb
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︎ Jul 09 2020
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar
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︎ Mar 03 2020
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Theyβre efficient and not very funny.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
π︎ 18
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
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︎ May 20 2020
Yesterday, I crossed the road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.
My life is turning into a joke
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︎ May 09 2020
Yesterday, I crossed a road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.
My life is turning into a joke.
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︎ May 09 2018
Today, I crossed the street, changed a light bulb, and walked into a bar.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
π︎ 9
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︎ Mar 12 2020
How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?
π︎ 8
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︎ Mar 08 2020
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
π︎ 61
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︎ Jul 27 2019
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Don't eat light bulbs.
It's not a bright idea for a light snack.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but itβs kind of cramped.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
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