How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
Did you hear about that dumb movie about two light bulbs?
It is called dim and dimmer
How many disappointed dads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How would I know? You’ve made me the proudest dad alive.
what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb
Yesterday I changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... Or two.
One......... Or two.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
My Pokemon was injured by a light bulb
I guess you could say it's Bulbasaur
How does a Karen screw in a light bulb?
She puts it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they are very efficient and have no sense of humor.
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey wanna go play catch?
(My dad's newest)
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?
How many hipsters does it take to fix a light bulb?
It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
How many amoeba does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- No, 2. No wait 4! 8 16 32...
I'm thinking about writing a book about light bulbs
I think its a bright idea
How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a light bulb?
Me neither mom usually does it.
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?
How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They’re efficient and not very funny.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Yesterday, I crossed the road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.
My life is turning into a joke
Yesterday, I crossed a road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar.
My life is turning into a joke.
Today, I crossed the street, changed a light bulb, and walked into a bar.
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
Don't eat light bulbs.
It's not a bright idea for a light snack.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but it’s kind of cramped.
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