How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?

Only Juan.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 418
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pter0phyllum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Fozzie the Bear tells the ultimate dad jokes.
  1. Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.

  2. Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.

  3. Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.

  4. Fozzie:ย There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor:ย How fat was he? Fozzie:ย He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.

  5. Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because theirย hot.

  6. What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/patient_zero84
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.