Because it's light
After the first three, it was a D-light.
Someone’s getting LED tonight. ;)
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
Does that mean when you find a Frog's lamp, you Ribbit?
I replied, “Because I am feeling light headed.”
Me: No, it's only one foot.
I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet.
To brighten their day
He was delighted
He was absolutely delighted.
...isn't it a magma lamp?
He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says, “What is your first wish?”
The kid says, “I wish I were rich!” The genie replies, “It is done! What is your second wish, Rich?”
They were in some shady business
He said no, this is light.
They got turned on
- A frostitute.
That was the highlight of my day.
I dont know how you sleep at night
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
Genie: "You get three wishes. I can't kill anybody, I can't make anybody fall in love, I can't bring anybody back from the dead, and you can't wish for more wishes."
Alladin: "I wish that I was rich!"
Genie: "Done."
Rich: "... I wish that I have a lot of money."
They bring delight.
My 7-year-old son told me this at the breakfast table this morning. He is going to be a great dad one day.
It becomes a magma lamp
Do you want to go out sometime soon?
Yeah, it's there for looks.
He was independant.
Man: “For my first wish I'd like to be rich."
Genie: “Alright Rich, what's your second wish".
I don’t think I can look at her in the same light ever again.
I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin
The lamp is then fastened by the sea, just so none of the townsfolk get into trouble. One day, an inquisitive young chap opens the lamp and the wizard starts wreaking havoc upon the town. All the scientists gather and decide to chemically dissolve the lamp. But all the chemicals they have fail to work. They try to burn it, melt it and what not but nothing works. Finally one scientist says “I know exactly what we should do. Pour excessive chemicals and try to dissolve it. I know we’ve tried it before but let’s give it another shot.” They bring in acids and other corrosives from the neighbouring cities and pour it on the lamp and it successfully dissolves and the wizard disappears. Everyone is amazed and asks the scientist “How did you know about the extra chemicals?” The bald, black scientist looks at them and says “Oh that’s easy. Moored urn problems require more darn solutions.”
Miso-Genie.
It was delighted.
I feel positively delighted.
But I’m delighted.
I should be upset but I am delighted
I should be upset, but actually I’m delighted!
He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says: “What is your first wish?”
The kid says: “I wish I were rich!”
The genie replies: “It is done! What is your second wish, Rich?”
I should be upset... but I'm delighted.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
I should be upset but I’m delighted
I should be upset but I'm delighted
I should be upset, but I’m delighted.
But I’m delighted.
I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her in the same light ever again.
