I don't know how they sleep at night.
The Chicken Fettugenie!
He runs the lamp and a genie pops outs, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, but your ex wife gets twice whatever you wish for.” The man thinks for a minute and says, “Okay first wish is for a million dollars.” “Okay” says the genie, “your ex wife also now has two million dollars” The man thinks for another minute and says, “ I wish for a Lamborghini” “As you wish” says the genie “your ex now has two Lamborghinis” Finally after a few minutes the man says, “for my final wish, I wanna be beaten half to death”
I think it's pretty hot.
You get an hydrogenie
The match.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
After the first three, it was a D-light.
Someone’s getting LED tonight. ;)
He was delighted
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
I replied, “Because I am feeling light headed.”
I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet.
He was absolutely delighted.
Does that mean when you find a Frog's lamp, you Ribbit?
To brighten their day
Me: No, it's only one foot.
...isn't it a magma lamp?
He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says, “What is your first wish?”
The kid says, “I wish I were rich!” The genie replies, “It is done! What is your second wish, Rich?”
They were in some shady business
They got turned on
He said no, this is light.
- A frostitute.
That was the highlight of my day.
They bring delight.
My 7-year-old son told me this at the breakfast table this morning. He is going to be a great dad one day.
Genie: "You get three wishes. I can't kill anybody, I can't make anybody fall in love, I can't bring anybody back from the dead, and you can't wish for more wishes."
Alladin: "I wish that I was rich!"
Genie: "Done."
Rich: "... I wish that I have a lot of money."
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
He was independant.
It becomes a magma lamp
Do you want to go out sometime soon?
Man: “For my first wish I'd like to be rich."
Genie: “Alright Rich, what's your second wish".
I don’t think I can look at her in the same light ever again.
It was delighted.
Because it's light
But I’m delighted.
I should be upset but I am delighted
I dont know how you sleep at night
I should be upset, but actually I’m delighted!
I should be upset... but I'm delighted.
He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says: “What is your first wish?”
The kid says: “I wish I were rich!”
The genie replies: “It is done! What is your second wish, Rich?”
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
I should be upset but I’m delighted
I should be upset, but I’m delighted.
I should be upset but I'm delighted
But I’m delighted.
