"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
Scientists still don't know what the cattle-lyst was.
There are no firearms allowed in this building.
…it smells like burnt nose hair?
She was waving an illegal fire arm.
...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.
I found the perfect match!
OK dear but please do not scream or you will wake up your mom too
I have come to the conclusion that the reason for trolls causing flame wars is a direct result of Dungeons and Dragons.
See, in dungeons and Dragons, the only way to kill a troll is with fire and acid. So when a troll enters a forum thread, the flame war that erupts is an attempt to kill the troll with fire.
I suppose an acid war could also erupt, but those who would use acid seem too stoned to care.