The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, β€œIt’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.

In truth, it was just rad-ish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WCBrann
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What’s a radical leftist’s favorite style of font?

Sans Sheriff!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trommy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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That's radical
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WetCrap12e
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What's the country with the most radical policies?

Sweetzerland.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mehterboy1453
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2019
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Radical Islam
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_you_know_my_name__
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What food is radical...but not too radical?

A rad***ish***.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atom138
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2017
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What is the most radical form of water?

Ice is.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainGambrinus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2015
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How did the spider get so radical?

He was always surfing the web

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/all_three_bolth
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Simplifying Radicals...

So I was complaining about having to write notes on this video about simplifying radicals, and my Dad tells me that I should, "Cut their hair and put them in a suit..." He's still talking about it with my mom.

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Why can't athiests use exponents?

Because they don't believe in a higher power.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kymoo6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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The government is using chemicals to control the people.

But not me; I'm a free radical.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheJambus
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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My son blew up his chemistry set.

When he did, I told him oxidants do happen!

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After mathematicians wondered for many years about the rational numbers, they realised there's more!

It was radical

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeetsampat
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Algebra teachers support change in the world...

Because they love radicals.

(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Big-Main
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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When something is kinda rad, but not too rad.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JiggleyWafflez
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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Her: Undress me with your words.

Me: There’s a spider in your bra.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beglat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2017
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The root of good math jokes is

Be radical

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JFW0RD
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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I saw two huge ratios fighting against each other.

It was a war of epic proportions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out, man.

[xpost from r/AskReddit]

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Enzo595
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2017
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Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:

"Radical!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/3000LoveForYou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2019
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Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jackamo91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2017
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Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage

You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Avasnay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2019
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I’m trying to convince my kids to learn Chinese

I keep telling them that it’s a radical language

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lamad14
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2018
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My geometry teacher said we don't have to simplify square routes in his class.

I thought that was pretty radical.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrazyLogix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2018
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90's porridge ad
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/microwave-hair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2015
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Classic math class dad joke

So I'm sitting in my math class and the teacher asks

"Can anyone give me an example of a radical expression?"

And without missing a beat my friend says "Cowabunga"

Soon to be dad right there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAKM129
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