The bases were loaded
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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What do you get when drop a piano on a army base

A flat major

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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I'm not usually secretive when it comes to base units.

But there is one that makes me KG.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Why do we base our work around 7 days instead of a fortnight?

Because working for a fortnight would make everyone too weak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I stole this, sorry for the Roblox base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perkele1974
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My cat kept trying to climb my Christmas tree so I put aluminum around the base of the tree.

Her plans have been foiled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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The most rounded up base I've ever seen, not gonna lie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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How do you get to second base with a ghost?

You touch its BOO-bies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funbot45
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I've decided to base my stand up routine around hollowed-out cones

Funnely enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magooster14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:

Death care.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why should china have a base ball team?

Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Ayush_Kumar_
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?

She saw the sine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?

Because they are strict no-fly zones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minecraftepic420
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Deep in the villain’s super secret base

Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.

His minions replied, β€œWe’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tragicwaters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...

I hit a Homer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Harry Potter fan base in a nutshell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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There’s an air base in Massachusetts. I’ve flown above it a few times

Over Andover again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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The pokemon fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unoriginal_duck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Anyone else part of the fan base?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shakers95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Relic045
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Found this sheepwreck when was building my underwater base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDoNotHaveACunt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusSilverX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Now that’s how you mobilize a fan base.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePoetofFall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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PokΓ©mon fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomerrol
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Where do you go when you are injured on a rebel base?

The Hoth-spital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaraMave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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How does a blind man know when an owl gets a base hit?

Hoo’s on first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I remember the first time I got to second base...

Ahhh, the mammaries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dreph
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jim_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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TIL Navy bases are known as temples of the sea

They are a place of warship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cccggt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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A literal "fan base"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctzn4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Hey guys! I’ve just made the world’s largest pizza base!

I’d like to see anyone top that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoffB94
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I made the world's largest pizza base the other day.

I'd like to see someone top that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webmantis1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Base? No, bass. imgur.com/a/ool8J
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anksil
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Last night I watched a performance of the accapella group from the nearby army base.

It has Major problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Did you hear that every member of Ace of Base died in a horrible car accident?

They didn’t see the sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buckpizza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Why is it easier to steal 2nd base than 3rd base?

Because there’s a short stop between 2nd and 3rd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?

Because there is a shortstop in between.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amie71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsVinay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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