Why should china have a base ball team?

Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Ayush_Kumar_
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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The most rounded up base I've ever seen, not gonna lie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?

Because they are strict no-fly zones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minecraftepic420
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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I made 10 gallons of a base for chicken soup.

I’m all stocked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrodoSagginsz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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There’s an air base in Massachusetts. I’ve flown above it a few times

Over Andover again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Who's on first? Yes. What's the guy's name on second base? Yes. Who's on third? No, Who's on first. I Don't Know's on third.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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How does a blind man know when an owl gets a base hit?

Hoo’s on first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Relic045
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Found this sheepwreck when was building my underwater base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDoNotHaveACunt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Now that’s how you mobilize a fan base.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePoetofFall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I remember the first time I got to second base...

Ahhh, the mammaries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dreph
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsVinay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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The pokemon fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unoriginal_duck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Anyone else part of the fan base?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shakers95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Where do you go when you are injured on a rebel base?

The Hoth-spital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaraMave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusSilverX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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PokΓ©mon fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomerrol
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Harry Potter fan base in a nutshell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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Fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Hey guys! I’ve just made the world’s largest pizza base!

I’d like to see anyone top that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoffB94
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I made the world's largest pizza base the other day.

I'd like to see someone top that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webmantis1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A literal "fan base"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctzn4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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TIL Navy bases are known as temples of the sea

They are a place of warship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cccggt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Last night I watched a performance of the accapella group from the nearby army base.

It has Major problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you call a phosphate, a nitrogenous base, and deoxyribose at the beach?

A nucleotide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/james_al614
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?

The balls on that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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To remove scale from the bath, acid works much better than a base

I'm not gonna lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upliv2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Horse vets have a stable customer base.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why is it easier to steal 2nd base than 3rd base?

Because there’s a short stop between 2nd and 3rd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Did you hear that every member of Ace of Base died in a horrible car accident?

They didn’t see the sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buckpizza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Base? No, bass. imgur.com/a/ool8J
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anksil
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jim_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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Is it longer to run from first base to second base, or second base to third base?

Second to third. Because there's a shortstop in the middle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bepeacock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Why does it take longer to get from 2nd to 3rd base than it is to get from 1st to 2nd in a game of baseball?

Because there’s a shortstop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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How does C3P0 get to the imperial base on Endor?

Ewoks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Give_Me_The_Lute
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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In chemistry class, my son was combining acetic acid with some sort of base when he disappeared...

I guess it's true what they say -- he who acetates is lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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What do you get when drop two base drums and a cymbal off a cliff?

ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/la_espina
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Why do all youngsters love base so much?

Because they don't want to get into treble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToastyToast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Our base is under a tack!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brownie79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2014
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Vase of Base

... this wont translate via text im sure BUT. the other day i walked into my apartment with some flowers and was looking for a vase, my roommate says "ah, i have a solution!" and goes to pull a vase out of the cabinet, but theres a giant jug of vinegar in the way, so she pulls that out first, so I said "thats not a solution, thats a base"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mevanarie
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.

It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/degco44
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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Vader was all about that base, no rebel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_Thing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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All fan-bases have to be pretty large to prevent fans from toppling over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerretFarm
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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I'm posting this pizza base, bet you can't top that imgur.com/gallery/CMHv6Hh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskadudeguy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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My girlfriend was doing her makeup and told me her base was finished

"Then start making troops."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xkingxdreadx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?

Because there is a shortstop in between.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amie71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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