transportation related body part puns idea list
Shoebaru , Subaru
Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi
Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. “Something for this I have.” Yoda says.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag's a big plus
What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?
If you are not part of the solution ...
Then your are part of the precipitate.
I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.
Maybe I should quit while I’m a head.
What’s the best part of living in Switzerland
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back
Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.
The Semi colon is an important part of what?
The Semi-truck’s digestive system
Which part of the body dies last?
The pupils, because they dilate
After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop working?
Your pupils because they dilate...
What part of your body dies last ?
It's the eyes, because they can die-late!
In these times of crisis, we all have to do our part
I already started singing to people from far away.
What about you, are you practicing social distant sing?
Which body part dies last ?
The eyes, because they dilate.
Last year we did a Secret Santa where everyone had to give each other furnace parts. I'm so ticked for the stupid gift I got.
Sorry. I just gotta vent.
What parts of Pop Eye never get rusty?
The parts he dips in Olive Oyl.
As part of my rehab my therapist has me not sitting down at all during the day and it’s both tiring and not fun
To be honest, I can barely stand it
What's the worst part about a duck doctor?
What is the best part about living in Switzerland?
I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...
Sometimes, I just knead a brake.
How do you decide which part of the fish to eat first?
You play heads or tails.
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
You know the best part about living in Switzerland?
I'm not really sure, but the flag is a huge plus.
What’s the hardest part about making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cows across a lake.
My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.
How do you decide which part of the fish to eat first?
Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
It’s made with hole milk.
When you die, which body part dies last?
Do you know what is the worst part about being an egg?
The most emotional part of my wedding wasn't the vows or the speeches - it was getting cake smashed in my face.
Really brought a tier to my eye.
The doctor said I would have to have part of my colon removed.
What is a comedian’s favorite part of an egg?
Nope, the shell because it always cracks up.
What do you call a baker that’s part of the LGBTQ community?
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
What’s the hardest part of organizing social distancing?
Which body part never wins any contests?
What do you call chopped up monkey parts?
I took my surgeon friend to an ochestra night yesterday - It went from good to great when he excitedly told me his favourite part was coming up...
... I had no idea he was such a big fan of that organ solo..!
Don’t spell the word part backwards.
Only part of my leg fell asleep but it's been asleep a long time
Just got to a really interesting part in a book about an abandoned garden.
Part of me thinks cognitive dissonance can be a useful coping mechanism
... but another part of me disagrees.
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
You know what the worst part about 2020 is?
Do you know the worst part about hugging the most attractive person I know?
What do you call the bad part of Italy?
The hardest part on talking about punctuation
A postal worker was recently fired from his part time job at the zoo.
He refused to address the elephant in the room.
Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.
I can always count on them.
Which part of the brain is used to play chess?
What is the hardest part of the Audi exam?
What’s the worst part of working for the department of unemployment?
When you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?
finding knee-mole, third part in the trilogy
What is a pirates favorite part of the house?
What part of your body is worried all the time?
The healthiest part of a doughnut Is the hole.
Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut to get to it.
What is the hardest part about smelling moth balls?
Spreading their tiny legs.
Why did the wind take down a part of trump’s Wall?
Because it was the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft
I used to sell computer parts,
but then I lost my drive.
Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?
Because he really was a killer running back.
What is the hardest part about joining the circus?
They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.
As part of my superstitious nature, I only insult buildings made of lumber.
I constantly knock on wood.
I took part in the Sun-Tanning Olympics...
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What’s the warmest part of a room?
The corners. They’re 90 degrees.
If you were born between December 22nd and January 20th then that means you're a part of the
Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.
I’m sure it’s saucer ‘E’.
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
What type of person most likely gave the US part of the west coast?
As a part of their job, executioners are not allowed to high five their victims before executing them.
It’s their job to leave them hanging.
What's the best part about living in Mozambique?
I don't know, but their flag is to die for.
Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
What part of the Bible has the most love stories?
I'm vacationing in a part of Puerto Rico know for violent crime, so I borrowed some of my friend's xanax.
He told me it's great at preventing Hispanic attacks.
What part of the body always loses in a fight?
Which part of the body dies last?
When you die, which part of your body is the last to die?
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
If I had to get rid of one part of my body, I'd get rid of my spine.
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back.
What part of the body dies last?
When you die which body part dies the last?
Your pupils, they dilate.