transportation related body part puns idea list

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Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I got a part time job kissing both women and men

It's not much but it's getting me bi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What's the best part about being a guitarist?

Knowing your way around the G string.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossdabose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Can’t part with it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?

An organiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespunkmunky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.

It’s the bee’s knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What’s a cancer patient’s favorite part of playing Bingo?

B9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeBabbitt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Never spell part backwards

It's a trap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastelnd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What is the worst part about sleeping like a log

You could end up in the fireplace when you wake up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golfcourseboi6969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?

Islip

:D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elesde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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My favorite part of the morning is the sound of pouring coffee into my metal thermos

It’s the little tings in life, ya know?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cold_Shogun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles

That's hard to fathom

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What’s the hardest part about eating vegetables?

The wheelchair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancity1985
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What is a Rubix Cube’s favorite part of college?

Orientation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masonprewett
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.

Sadly I was defeated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I've an uncle who works for the symphonie part-time.

He's a semi-conductor.

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What part of the body always loses?

Defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Randumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.

He said β€œoh, you want the Snyder Cut”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder

I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Did you know the big dipper used to be part of the zodiac?

It was too confusing though. Everyone was like, "what's ursine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonHeinie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?

The wheelchair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What's a pirates favorite part of his home?

The back yaaarrrrdd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeenyus47
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is the most musical part of a turkey ?

The drumstick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids

Both can fly if you throw them hard enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerJoe85
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What's The Best Part Of Living In Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

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What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-person-online
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth?

Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wnlm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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The worst part of spanking a disobedient child at a supermarket is....

......having absolutely no idea whose child it is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Did you hear about the man who got his left part cut off?

DonΒ΄t worry, heΒ΄s alright now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leooof321dax
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call the part of the snake that isn't it's head?

It snek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Antihuman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective

We call him Sherlock Ohms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guineaa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?

Tony Hancock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitcoinBanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...

"It'll be grated on a curve."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What is the rough part of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What's the heaviest part of your body?

Your skele-ton!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"

…Frank!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My dad was demoted to part time as orchestra conductor due to budget cuts

Now he's a semiconductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CynAq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What's a mathematician's favorite part of Thanksgiving?

Pumpkin Ο€.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Which part of the hospital has the least privacy?

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamH9369
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What part of the body always loses?

Da feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaTyster2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Dont spell part backwards

Its a trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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