transportation related body part puns idea list

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a

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Part 2 of Sattire comedy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomboxblam
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aplusbiscmaybe
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What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?

Space bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColorfulZips
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If you are not part of the solution ...

Then your are part of the precipitate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.

Maybe I should quit while I’m a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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What’s the best part of living in Switzerland

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roofy45
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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sattire comedy part 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomboxblam
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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?

Spine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
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If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine

Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
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Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.

His name was Frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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Punny Mailboxes Part 2
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The Semi colon is an important part of what?

The Semi-truck’s digestive system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra1ds4ad0w
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Which part of the body dies last?

The pupils, because they dilate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pykka
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Punny Mailboxes Part 1
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After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop working?

Your pupils because they dilate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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What part of your body dies last ?

It's the eyes, because they can die-late!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
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In these times of crisis, we all have to do our part

I already started singing to people from far away.

What about you, are you practicing social distant sing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
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Which body part dies last ?

The eyes, because they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Last year we did a Secret Santa where everyone had to give each other furnace parts. I'm so ticked for the stupid gift I got.

Sorry. I just gotta vent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
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What comes before part B

Partayyy (part-A)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pancakesrule69
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What parts of Pop Eye never get rusty?

The parts he dips in Olive Oyl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeDoHell
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As part of my rehab my therapist has me not sitting down at all during the day and it’s both tiring and not fun

To be honest, I can barely stand it

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What's the worst part about a duck doctor?

His bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FresnelFaro
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What is the best part about living in Switzerland?

I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
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When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...

Sometimes, I just knead a brake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Punny Mailboxes Part 3
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β€ͺHow do you decide which part of the fish to eat first?‬

You play heads or tails.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
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You know the best part about living in Switzerland?

I'm not really sure, but the flag is a huge plus.

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What’s the hardest part about making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cows across a lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jqzzy
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My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.

He's on a Sifu diet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
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β€ͺHow do you decide which part of the fish to eat first?‬

You flip a coin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?

It’s made with hole milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoolaidPower
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When you die, which body part dies last?

The pupils, they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bkfu2ok
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Do you know what is the worst part about being an egg?

You get laid only once

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjafop
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The most emotional part of my wedding wasn't the vows or the speeches - it was getting cake smashed in my face.

Really brought a tier to my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysTheNoob
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The doctor said I would have to have part of my colon removed.

Now I have a semi-colon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFischschtick
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What is a comedian’s favorite part of an egg?

The yolk?

Nope, the shell because it always cracks up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
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What do you call a baker that’s part of the LGBTQ community?

A Pan-sexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morgansenpai226
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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
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What’s the hardest part of organizing social distancing?

Getting it to gather

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Which body part never wins any contests?

DaFEET!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickC-249
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What do you call chopped up monkey parts?

Rhesus pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableBrew
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I took my surgeon friend to an ochestra night yesterday - It went from good to great when he excitedly told me his favourite part was coming up...

... I had no idea he was such a big fan of that organ solo..!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alamerona
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Don’t spell the word part backwards.

It’s a trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiixxkxksksks
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Only part of my leg fell asleep but it's been asleep a long time

I fear I have coma toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
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Just got to a really interesting part in a book about an abandoned garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
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Part of me thinks cognitive dissonance can be a useful coping mechanism

... but another part of me disagrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawn317
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I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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You know what the worst part about 2020 is?

Nobody saw it coming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swift1313
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Do you know the worst part about hugging the most attractive person I know?

Smacking into the mirror

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
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What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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The hardest part on talking about punctuation

is explaining your point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
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A postal worker was recently fired from his part time job at the zoo.

He refused to address the elephant in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
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Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.

I can always count on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerinstinct101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Which part of the brain is used to play chess?

The pons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getuplast
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What is the hardest part of the Audi exam?

Q7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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What’s the worst part of working for the department of unemployment?

When you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero_ben
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?

The beet drop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RegretfulDecison
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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finding knee-mole, third part in the trilogy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/billyonthereddit
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What is a pirates favorite part of the house?

The yarrrd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hendog2016
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What part of your body is worried all the time?

The nervous system...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltyLemon404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The healthiest part of a doughnut Is the hole.

Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut to get to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
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What is the hardest part about smelling moth balls?

Spreading their tiny legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carma-police
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Why did the wind take down a part of trump’s Wall?

Because it was the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o_Oz
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I used to sell computer parts,

but then I lost my drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REVDR
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What is the hardest part about joining the circus?

They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerbenny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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As part of my superstitious nature, I only insult buildings made of lumber.

I constantly knock on wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
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I took part in the Sun-Tanning Olympics...

But I only got Bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Racing_the_Reaper
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First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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What’s the warmest part of a room?

The corners. They’re 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanIAm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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If you were born between December 22nd and January 20th then that means you're a part of the
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
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Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.

I’m sure it’s saucer β€˜E’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic β€œSold my sole to the devil” novel.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What type of person most likely gave the US part of the west coast?

An Oregon donor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draykonslayer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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As a part of their job, executioners are not allowed to high five their victims before executing them.

It’s their job to leave them hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_IM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What's the best part about living in Mozambique?

I don't know, but their flag is to die for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Probiotics are a critical part of your diet

The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What part of the Bible has the most love stories?

Romans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noinks
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I'm vacationing in a part of Puerto Rico know for violent crime, so I borrowed some of my friend's xanax.

He told me it's great at preventing Hispanic attacks.

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What part of the body always loses in a fight?

Da’ feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeppyJeppy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Which part of the body dies last?

The pupils, they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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When you die, which part of your body is the last to die?

Pupils. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikoklis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicomagnifico
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_asstronaut_
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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If I had to get rid of one part of my body, I'd get rid of my spine.

Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What part of the body dies last?

The pupils, they dilate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissKross94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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When you die which body part dies the last?

Your pupils, they dilate.

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