What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What do you call when you come across a lizard and a parrot?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What can one parrot do?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you get when crossbreed a parrot with a centipede?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
The vet told me my parrot was sick...
...he has chirpes.
'What's that?'
'It's a cararial disease... and, by the way, it's untweetable.'
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Two parrots are sitting on a perch
One turns to the other and says "Do you smell fish?"
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My friendβs parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My obese parrot died! π
Thatβs a weight off my shoulders
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
( For those who've seen the earlier post, my bad XD)
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I got home from work and our parrot said, "Don't tell my husband", which I thought was rather suspicious.
So I walked upstairs to my wife, whose lipstick was smudged, her skirt a mess.
I said, "Honey, I never knew our parrot was gay."
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What do you call a parrot that refuses to eat?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
What do you call a group of dead parrots?
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︎ May 31 2020
I've got a pedigree toothless Norwegian Blue Parrot I want to enter in competitions
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
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︎ May 23 2020
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
*insert laugh track here*
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︎ Jun 02 2019
What do taxidermists use when they have a parrot to work with?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
To the person who stole my lamp, my coffee and my parrot:
I dont know how you sleep at night
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︎ Jan 18 2020
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering
Polygon but not forgotten.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
A guy married his pet parrot.
He was a man of his bird.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
My pet parrot Nico escaped yesterday and hasn't been seen since.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Two parrots sat on a perch.
One says to the other "Do you smell fish?"
Credit to my partner who's dad used this as his go to joke in her youth
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Son, Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Two parrots sitting on a perch
One says to the other: βdo you smell something fishy?β
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
My obese parrot died today
I am sad but itβs a great weight off my shoulders
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︎ May 26 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
My obese parrot died
It was a weight off my shoulder
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.
It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
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︎ Sep 17 2018
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
What do you get when you mix a centipede and a parrot?
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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