What do the tropics do when they hear a dad joke?

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My wife is going through a tropical food craze. There are fruits all over the house!

It's enough to make a mango crazy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff

It is enough to make a mango crazy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA

but they never say when it’ll hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holm12345
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

One can't, but Toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4D1U5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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How much soda can a tropical bird drink?

Tucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerseypoontappa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A story of my friend Al

While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al

As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al

When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al

When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al

He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance?

A two-toucan can-can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My wife started a tropical diet recently.

There's so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NePasToucher
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Tropical fruits give me so much energy...

Guess you could say they make a man-go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teameffortt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What do you call a tropical cocktail that gets into a car accident?

Pina Collide-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?

No, but toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shakespearesbutt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My wife is on a tropical food diet and now the house is full of this stuff.

That's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe_dsr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My wife started a tropical diet

There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zheenboi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My mom has us all on a tropical fruit diet. the stuff is everywhere.

it's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ok0_0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff.

It’s enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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How do you motivate a tropical bird?

You go and tell him if I can, tucan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?

A Coco-naut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFreudianSlip69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Tropical Storm Dorian

Tropical Storm Dorian is coming. It's going to have a real jazzy feel. Hopefully there aren't any #7s that come with it or it might turn into a Minor Major storm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/padrict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, we’d have enough to make a tropical depression
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im-a-stegosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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How many tropical birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two-can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagoldenalpaca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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So I used to collect those little cardboard discs with pictures on...

One time I took a bunch of them with me to Abu Dhabi and while most of them were fine one behaved very weirdly, splitting and separating like it was in the humid air of the tropics. Very strange. I even wrote a letter about it to a listings magazine, which began:

"What's On, I commend to your attention the curious incident of the POG in the dry clime."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoneKharnivore
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I decided to give a tropical food diet a try but quickly stopped.

It was enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Is seeing kids get tropical diseases from mosquitoes funny?

No, it's Malarious...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fo_eyed_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.

It was toucan fusing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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What do you call a sad storm?

A sigh-clone.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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A co-worker went on a tropical holiday recently

'Jamaica?' I replied. No she went on her own free choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasM__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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How many tropical birds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One can't, but toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genekid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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How many beers does it take for tropical birds to get drunk?

Toucans (two cans)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danamo19
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylyn_conner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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What did one Tropical Storm say to the other?

I used to be a hurricane but now I'm depressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEnterRehab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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I can not think of a good pun for the title
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What did the tropical bird say when he caught his friend cheating in a board game?

Toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsands22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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If a father asked their child if they would like a tropical fruit, would the child respond

Papa, ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/animatedtwig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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What do you call a sad person in the Caribbean?

A tropical depression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Tropical Storm Colin is soaking the coast...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sixmilesoldier
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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Two Tens for a Five

A classic Β Abbott and CostelloΒ routine, from their first movie, Β One Night in the Tropics, where Β Bud AbbottΒ shows that he’s not above running a quick scam on his friend, Β Lou Costello, in order to make a few dollars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?

Because it's a tropical pair of dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...

...of the indoor fins...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Keeping tropical fish at at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TellmSteveDave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain

because of the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My wife has started the tropical fruit diet!

Our house is full of the stuff! It’s enough to make a mango crazy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet...

It's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1classyBoy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My wife is on a tropical food diet...

It's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2016
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