What do the tropics do when they hear a dad joke?
My wife is going through a tropical food craze. There are fruits all over the house!
It's enough to make a mango crazy!
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when it’ll hit.
How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
How much soda can a tropical bird drink?
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
A story of my friend Al
While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al
As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al
When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al
When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al
He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al
What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance?
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
Tropical fruits give me so much energy...
Guess you could say they make a man-go!
What do you call a tropical cocktail that gets into a car accident?
How do you motivate a tropical bird?
You go and tell him if I can, tucan!
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
Tropical Storm Dorian
Tropical Storm Dorian is coming. It's going to have a real jazzy feel. Hopefully there aren't any #7s that come with it or it might turn into a Minor Major storm
If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, we’d have enough to make a tropical depression
So I used to collect those little cardboard discs with pictures on...
One time I took a bunch of them with me to Abu Dhabi and while most of them were fine one behaved very weirdly, splitting and separating like it was in the humid air of the tropics. Very strange. I even wrote a letter about it to a listings magazine, which began:
"What's On, I commend to your attention the curious incident of the POG in the dry clime."
I decided to give a tropical food diet a try but quickly stopped.
It was enough to make a mango crazy.
Is seeing kids get tropical diseases from mosquitoes funny?
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
What do you call a sad storm?
A co-worker went on a tropical holiday recently
'Jamaica?' I replied. No she went on her own free choice.
How many beers does it take for tropical birds to get drunk?
What did one Tropical Storm say to the other?
I used to be a hurricane but now I'm depressed.
I can not think of a good pun for the title
What did the tropical bird say when he caught his friend cheating in a board game?
If a father asked their child if they would like a tropical fruit, would the child respond
What do you call a sad person in the Caribbean?
Tropical Storm Colin is soaking the coast...
Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?
Because it's a tropical pair of dice.
Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.
It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff
It is enough to make a mango crazy
My wife started a tropical diet recently.
There's so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...
Keeping tropical fish at at home can have a calming effect on the brain.
Due to all the indoor fins.
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
My wife is on a tropical food diet and now the house is full of this stuff.
That's enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
My mom has us all on a tropical fruit diet. the stuff is everywhere.
it's enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff.
It’s enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife has started the tropical fruit diet!
Our house is full of the stuff! It’s enough to make a mango crazy!
How many tropical birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet...
It's enough to make a mango crazy.
How many tropical birds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
My wife is on a tropical food diet...
It's enough to make a mango crazy.
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