Latitude Puns

A list of puns related to "Latitude"

I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.

He said, “I don’t like your latitude.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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I saw a horizontal line being rude to me.

I said, “You’ve got some latitude.”

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👤︎ u/kernel_panic_guys
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side

Hey, watch your latitude!

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👤︎ u/AHotPocket3141
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you give a sulky teenager that didn't go North enough?

A latitude adjustment.

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👤︎ u/nothingman_000
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.

It has a bad latitude.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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What do you call a trite verbal expression that just falls flat?

A Latitude.

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👤︎ u/JojoBaliah
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why was the navigator fired?

He had a bad latitude.

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👤︎ u/mkaic
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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What did the globe say to the grumpy map?

I don't like your latitude.

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👤︎ u/TheBraumBomber
📅︎ Dec 13 2015
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I told my mom that I’m planning to move to the Arctic circle for the next few months.

She said, “I don’t like your latitude.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 25 2020
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