PICKUP LINE PUNS (i made it just to warn you) youtube.com/watch?v=mtr0a…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrantJohnson124
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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This is my best pick-up line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rukhnul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NidalFlame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Just called the tinnitus help line...

But, it just kept ringing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

Only a fraction of people will understand this

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".

That was the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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So if you're in line for Pho are you in the

Pho queue?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rmw83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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Hi Red Squiggly Line, I'm Dad!

Child: Dad, can I rely on autocorrect?

Me: Definately

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyJayBe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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There’s a fine line between a secret

and memory loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"

So she decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bean_burrito14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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If I put a bunch of iron in a line

It would be a FE-line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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The Vietnamese restaurant was very rude about the long line they had tonight...

...it was a big Phở queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mallthus2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.

It didn't sell very well.

People thought it smelled funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_Mustache
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What kind of watercraft go in a line?

Rowboats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?

Best seat in the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deerkiller14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why did the power line not go to prom?

She was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?

GooCheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiskeydoc501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crafty-Guy-715
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line

I guess it's easier to go around it

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtomicApex_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I hate perforated lines,

they're tearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..

Bear with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azzapro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, β€œIf you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.” /r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldendarren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Social Distancing Pickup Lines
  • If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
  • Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
  • Can't spell virus without U and I.
  • Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
  • I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
  • Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
  • Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.

credit: some facebook post i saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamblingman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper

It was a pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined

Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I tried to skip the line in the water park

But i got caught and they wouldnt let it slide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koolboy_678
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why didn’t the squirrel cross the telephone line?

Because it was busy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brodacious-G
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.

The Devil has many forms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Red Barron Originally Planed To Incorporate an Amelia Earhart Line Of Pizzas Into Their Brand.

But didn't because they felt no one would be able to find them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoManner8265
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings

That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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A man drew a line on himself to prove a point

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
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