My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working. I can’t take it any more. I’m going to my mom’s.”
I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?
I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
What is the difference between a dollar note and a penny?
Just dropping a short note to all at r/dadjokes
I lost my baking recipe notes.
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, “Volume stuck on full”
I though, “I can’t turn that down”
My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
When L died on Death Note,
My eyes became very Watari, because I knew the end was Near.
How does a T-rex take notes?
I saw I was running low on stickers at work so I made a note of it.
I came up with a joke about accidental notes.
I thought it was really sharp, but I told my friends, and it just fell flat.
if you're stealing someone's music you're taking notes
Murray Christmas Everyone!!! (Side note- I don't take credit for this, but it's too great not to share)
My wife wrote me a note about the dimensions of her dresser.
I lost my notes I was writing for my book called "1,001 ways to cure an itch."
Guess I'll have to start from scratch.
My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"
I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.
What is a pirates favourite musical note?
It's a note worthy one, don't u think?
Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
A cop left a nice note on my windshield to let me know I'd parked my car correctly...
I came home and saw a note from my wife stuck on the fridge: “I’m sorry. This isn’t working. You take things too literally. Goodbye.”
She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.
Get your 1 dollar notes out
My wife left a note the fridge: this isn't working. I'm going to my mom's house.
I opened the fridge door, the light was on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?
Keep finding notes to Self,
I wish I knew who Self was, as the last one I found tells me they have dementia and if they forget their pills today it could be fatal.
I was using my sewing machine the other day and started making musical notes, then i realized....
Where do cats write notes?
If you take notes in History class are you then re-writing history?
My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working, goodbye"
What a liar! I opened the fridge and it's working just fine.
Someone literally saved my ass by putting this note on some seats on the tram this morning
This one note keeps messing me up though
I ate an edible and wrote my boss a note before I quit my job.
At least I left on a high note.
My GF leaves me notes around the apartment...
Today I found this one.
Edit: Wow, thanks for the positive responses. Here are some more notes from her. Thank you reddit, for making my girlfriend famous for a day, she quite enjoyed your comments after a hard day's work :)
My gf left a note on the fridge: this is not working, im going to my mom's house.
I opened the fridge's door, the light came on, the juice was cold. What the hell did she mean?
The sous chef put a note in my eggs
He said "I thought you wanted an omletter"
My buddy Cliff committed suicide last week but the note he left is all smudged so we'll never know why.
It's a real cliff hanger.
Did you know a note can make a tone?
All you have to do is rearrange the letters.
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today... She wrote it on a sticky note
I was told to take notes when they first hired me
That’s probably the last time I’ll be working for a phone store.
Happy New Year! I’d say 2018 ended on a good note.
My girlfriend leaves loving pun filled notes for me every morning, today's made me laugh...
My mom said she had trouble hitting the high notes in a karaoke song.
She said it was because she was too short and didn't have the right shoes on.
I saw people putting notes at the bottom of a telephone pole. I asked them what they were doing and one person said:
"We are putting comments under this post"
What if L from Death note was dumb?
That would make him a weight.
I have a problem with remembering mental notes, so I came up with a solution.
If only I could remember what it was....
A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I'd positioned my car correctly.
It said "Parking fine". So that was nice.
A girl with no breasts went to music class. The music teacher calls her out for playing the wrong notes.
He told her she was too flat.
I have a problem where i keep forgetting mental notes, so i came up with a solution.
If only I could remember what it was...
Did you here the note was hired by the composer?
I'm unobservant, and I keep bumping into things, so I made a note of it.
A man gets a £100 note tattooed to his Penis
His wife says "What have you done that for?"
The man replys "2 reasons, first of, I like to watch my money grow. Secondly the next time you feel like blowing a £100 you don't need to leave the house to do it!
What note does a punk hit effortlessly while singing?
What do musicians use to play longer notes?
Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
My reed organ never seems to play the right notes...
I guess it wasn’t manufactured in accordionce with the standards.
The only note I can hit is an A#
I would write you a note with this pencil...
A new student transferred into my class today. He didn't speak English and the note he gave me said his name was Jkmn.
Since we didn't know how to pronounce his name, we just called him Noel.
My doctor looked away as he gave me a note saying that my hand was broken
[from a chat] friend: really random side note: my sleeve smells like jam and idk why
Me: were you having a jamboree earlier?
A note for the mods of r/dadjokes
So Im surprising my girlfriend with bacon today. And I attached this note. imgur.com/ZFe9QB8
In the supermarket, my son and I saw a cashier holding a customer's note up to the light.
"Is that counterfeit?" my son asked.
I said, "Don't be silly, son. Counters don't exercise."
A disease has been discovered where musicians temporarily lost their ability to tell which notes are which when sharing an automobile with a stranger.
Medical experts have named it "carpool tonal syndrome".
Why did the pianist continue to play on the piano, even when some notes didn’t work?
Because it was only a minor inconvenience.
The bass notes in classical music give me a headache
My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.
I got arrested for taking notes at a concert. Is that legal?
What musical note does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?
These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone androidauthority.com/note…
My girlfriend too leaves notes around the house.
My wife was being helpful. A visit from Dad made sure we never got rid of the note
I left my Dad a note with $10 attached asking him if I could use his PayPal. This was his response. imgur.com/wz4opHm
What do you call something that can only play single notes of music and can connect you with anyone?
Makes me think of the note 7
Had a friend loading up those large poster-sized post-it notes for a meeting...
Told him he should stick with it.
The chocolate covered strawberry order REQUIRED a personalized note...
Yes, it was the biggest eye-roll anyone has ever seen.
A dollar bill goes up to a Euro note
and starts making self-depreciating jokes
Why couldn't the musical note drink his beer?
Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.
They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, “We gotta end it on a high note”
Note to self: don't dad joke in the office
Senior Designer: We have a new designer joining us next week. Her name is J'mawsa. I've seen her work and she's really awesome.
Me: Would you say she's... J'mawesome?
5 seconds of silence followed by groans.
Thankfully I wasn't fired.
Despite Apple selling record numbers of iPhone 7 units, I think Samsung will definitely be remembered as the hottest tech company of the year.
Someone leaked the prop notes for Thor 3
They have to use a lot of low-key lighting.
Where do cats write notes?
Where do cats write notes?
Where do cats write notes?
What is a pirate’s favourite musical note?