And so Sam sung note 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenpike
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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These repeating musical notes are just perfect for my composition...

In fact, you could say that they are Canon Fodder.

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Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmkwee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I leave notes for people

It's how I tell the future

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Yesterday I put a $50 note in my freezer.

Does that mean I have frozen assets or cold hard cash?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgnosticIce6482
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."

I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Today I came across a note on my table signed by someone called Cayman-

I was pretty sure that he Cayman left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotterMessi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What's a pirate's favorite note?

The high C, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westtxfun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I was working behind the bar today when two guys came in and tried to pay with a couple of counterfeit Β£10 notes. When I told the manager, he asked what they looked like..

β€œLike Β£10 notes” I told him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Microsoft note-d
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I went to the opticians yesterday and she asked to sing a high note when I asked why, she told me

β€œSo we know if you can C#”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brian_mayonnaise
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I got my son a PS5 like he wanted... the note read...

Dear son,

Merry Christmas!

PS: do your homework.

PPS: do your chores.

PPPS: go outside and play and stop playing video games

PPPPS: you're a fatboy, fattie. You eat too much crap food.

PPPPPS: we're shipping you off to military school next year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."

I opened it and it works fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"

I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Someone keyed a music note into my car

The damage appears to B Minor

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A note on a music teacher's door read:

Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.

The Warden said "he's a little condescending"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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My wife left a note on the fridge that said, β€œIt’s not working. I can’t take it any more. I’m going to my mom’s.”

I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with

a Re post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'

I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My daughter asked me to buy post it notes because we were out...

I told her to write it on a sticky note so I'd remember

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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well on that note
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I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, β€œVolume stuck on full”

I though, β€œI can’t turn that down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wepehe
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Just dropping a short note to all at r/dadjokes

... Staccato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjmeoow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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When L died on Death Note,

My eyes became very Watari, because I knew the end was Near.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Death note.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/givinhi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I saw I was running low on stickers at work so I made a note of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vt8919
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What is a pirates favourite musical note?

The high C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rimjobsarentbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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if you're stealing someone's music you're taking notes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxisrichtofen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Well on that note
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TyRoland06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I came home and saw a note from my wife stuck on the fridge: β€œI’m sorry. This isn’t working. You take things too literally. Goodbye.”

She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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How does a T-rex take notes?

Using shorthand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_messiah
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Murray Christmas Everyone!!! (Side note- I don't take credit for this, but it's too great not to share)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tchskippy25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I lost my notes I was writing for my book called "1,001 ways to cure an itch."

Guess I'll have to start from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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and no one notes why...
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I came up with a joke about accidental notes.

I thought it was really sharp, but I told my friends, and it just fell flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammiedontsurf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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It's a note worthy one, don't u think?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amitlion2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A cop left a nice note on my windshield to let me know I'd parked my car correctly...

It said "Parking Fine"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My wife wrote me a note about the dimensions of her dresser.

It was very deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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My wife left a note the fridge: this isn't working. I'm going to my mom's house.

I opened the fridge door, the light was on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Get your 1 dollar notes out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

What a liar! I opened the fridge and it's working just fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeepersCreepers00
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My GF leaves me notes around the apartment...

Today I found this one.

Edit: Wow, thanks for the positive responses. Here are some more notes from her. Thank you reddit, for making my girlfriend famous for a day, she quite enjoyed your comments after a hard day's work :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SLOBaron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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Note 10 von 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoman_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"

I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wteyart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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