What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?

Oh, right. Satires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Internet_Voice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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My Dad’s a joke when it comes to political commentary, always branching off topic.

Do you like your Family’s Punditry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Political commentary from Tumblr clayburn.tumblr.com/post/…
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2016
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Titillating Image Commentary

https://i.imgur.com/Y9I0LyI.jpg "It's a cattelite dish." dad... dad pls no

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freyiik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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Dad provides interesting commentary to TV show

I was watching a singing competition on TV (The Voice) with my parents and I noticed that one of the judges had bleached his hair. I turned over to my mom and asked...

Me: "Mom, why did Adam bleach his hair?" Dad: "He had a blonde moment."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex_morena
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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My dad's commentary on the movie, "Rubber."

Hollywood must know we're tired of their films.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tennentisa10
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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My friend got REALLY mad at me for punning, advice needed!

My best friend lives on the East Coast. I’m on the West. He often streams his games over Skype so I can hang out and watch. He was playing the Witcher 3, and fighting the water monster men. I said β€œThey just want to know the shape of you,” and he coincidentally died at that moment.

He got really, really mad. I always knew my puns annoyed him a little, but when I was sad, he’d tell dumb puns he’d google to cheer me up. But he just went into a tangent on how much puns annoy him and how he doesn’t get that I keep doing them over and over again every day whenever I talk with him. Trying to stop or cut back on puns would be pretty difficult and make me sad; I love witty wordplay and commentary, and bottling it up feels awful. But apparently it really, really annoys him.

What should I do?

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If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.

Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What is a dentists favorite time of the day?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

I suspect I didn't make this up. Heard it SOMEWHERE on a tv show or movie. But I don't recall. Never the less it has been rattling around in my head for a few days now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyper_Threaded
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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Are you new?

I do Hockey commentary and someone I hadn't met before was sitting in the commentator's booth so I asked if he was new.

He replied, "I'm 38. I'm not that new."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mathew93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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A lot of the material in my act pokes fun at the life style of people who live in los-angeles.

I call it SoCal commentary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OgreMonk
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Boyfriend was on a roll with the dad jokes today.

He was going through my box of strange things and had some interesting commentary.

Found an owl ring, asked, "Do people ever ask who gave it to you?"

Saw that my butterfly necklace was broken, asked, "Does that bug you?"

Was giving me tic tacs out of a container, gave me four and I said I only wanted two. "Sorry guys, guess it just wasn't mint to be."

He chuckled at himself for awhile after these.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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The man got me. He got me good.

The family was siting around doing nothing yesterday while the movie Elf played.

The protagonist was watching the love interest, and this was our commentary;

Me: "Wow, he's just staring at her. Not creepy at all."

Dad: "They call that stocking."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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