I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What a fruitful discussion!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why does swearing cause heated discussions?

Because thereβ€˜s a lot of FRICK-tion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zmelk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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(OC I think).... You know you all should really stop all of this discussion about fences....

Because it's really becoming offensive.

Okay I laughed at myself today at work about it.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonemonkey12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet.

They called it their Pawed Cast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jellyfishfire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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As a weighmaster, I like to have complex philosophical discussions.

Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by simple tons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDerz
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided on adoption.

Let the little shits be someone else’s problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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My wife and I had a 3 hour discussion about the Mariana Trench.

It got really deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravanik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Dad at the Dinner Discussion

The topic is racism. My mom, sisters, and I are talking about how racism and stereotypes are not the same while my dad just quietly eats his food. We all give some examples of stereotypes for different cultures and how they might have come about. Then there is a break in the conversation.

A break for dad to casually throw in his two cents: "Many stereo types are from Japan."

I can imagine his thoughts before saying it. Oh, I've got one for this. Come on, set me up set me up . . . yes!

Good stuff, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodig111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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I just had a riveting discussion about bridge construction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duganalexzander
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Discussion with an Anesthesiologist

This happened verbatim on Tuesday afternoon.

Discussing emergency surgery on my one month old son with the anesthesiologist. I said:

"I hope you have an alternate method for putting him to sleep. He isn't too good at counting back from 100 yet."

While the doctor got a good chuckle out of that my wife dropped her head into her hands and said "dadjokes. It's too soon for that crap."

It is never too soon for dadjokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thonlo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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Lots of discussion regarding energy. But I have to ask, does energy even matter?

Yes energy matters, but only if you you divide it by the speed of light squared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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I think it's time we had a frank discussion

Why are Ball Park hot dogs pricey? They're really not in the same league as Hebrew National or Oscar Meyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoogleBetaTester
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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Facebook discussion that devolved into bro puns imgur.com/gallery/M9ILz/n…
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Family discussion about belly buttons.

Sitting around the dinner table the other night...

Little Sister: Belly buttons are weird.

Me: At least you and I have innies, Middle Sister has an outie, gross.

Little Sister: No, she has an innie too!

Little Sister: Dad, does Middle Sister have an innie or an outie?

Dad: ... I thought she had a Mazda...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athennna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2015
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Adam Savage drops a dad joke during a science discussion, many groans to be had...

https://youtu.be/W056yaT-OUo?t=37m57s

enjoy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatNVguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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[Webcomic] A discussion about Star Wars takes a turn... sub-basement.com/?comic=m…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingzilch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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A discussion I had with a woman over E-mail, Ripe with dad jokes.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendofDragoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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Got into a hairy discussion with my girl, it was a close shave.

I come home from school, haven't seen her in a month, haven't been trimming my beard lately with finals and all. She complains the first day. By the third day, she looks at me, runs my chin and says, "I guess it's growing on me..."

I just shake my head and said, "no dear, it's growing on me, I haven't shaved."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krashmania
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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My dad chiming in on our musical discussion

"We'll I played bass in high school...second base." Referring to his baseball career and obviously the spelling is for context.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acaseofhalitosis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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Discussion of Right Whales in Diversity of Life class today

"Why are they called right whales"

"Because they all left?", I responded

For some background: Right whales are an endangered species and they are called right whales because they was the right whale to hunt.

EDIT: The reaction of my professor was her dropping her head in embarrassment with a smile. Some groans and laughter were had among the students

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Racian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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Dad dropped this one on a discussion about batteries.

Having a discussion about a C cell battery to power our new clock, dad drops this one on us:

"Of course, you know why the little mermaid wears sea shells, right? Because the B- cells are too small and the D shells are too large"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Link_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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Dadjoke in a Facebook discussion about martial arts

http://imgur.com/ugSIzC3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Foxtrot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Discussion on Twerking

Having a dinner conversation on employment before being asked by my dad what twerking was, when he came out with 'unemployment isn't twerking'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahronp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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Serious discussion with my dad

"You know, son, I only have one thing to tell you..."

"?"

"One thing."

Thanks, Dad, for this precious bit of advice. .-.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YuureiShinji
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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Dinner discussion took a turn today...

My family was discussing the pros and cons of flavoured water nutritional value

[Mom]: So what is sodium?

[Bro]: Its a salt.

[Dad]: No, that's when a bad guy beats up an old lady.

stunned silence as me and Dad roar with laughter.

Took mom and bro 5 mins to get the joke.... I'm on this thread too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearGlider
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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