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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomgreen99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...

... foreign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DobriDobrev03
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At a loss of words.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Good_Bit_3760
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If you spell the words β€œAbsolutely Nothing” backwards, you get β€œGnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...

Absolutely nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealTripleH
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My wife regularly confuses the words Burro, and Burrow.

She doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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I invented a new word....

Plagiarism....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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What word has the most letters in it?

The post office.

(Courtesy of my 8 year olds).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spatula6554
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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I got the word β€œOuch” tattooed on the back of my foot yesterday. My dad asked me if it still hurts.

I told him yes, but it’ll heel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lildinger68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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You have my word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Sometimes I use big words I don’t fully understand.

It makes me sound more photosynthesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteCombatWombat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket

"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurtCocane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
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"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"

"No Dad, it was fuck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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My teacher asked me to make a sentence with the word defence, defeat and detail

When a horse jumps over defence defeat go first the detail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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"A poor choice of words"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liddle_b
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Do you know what's the deepest word in English?

Trench

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bubuy_nu_Patu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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I'm trying to get better at making jokes from blending words together, but all my attempts turn out bad

Despite all my effort, I can't produce more than a poormansteau at best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gramineous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me..

"Would you stop shaking the fucking ladder?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facts_my_guyy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I don’t like spelling the word β€œdefinitely”

I always end up spelling it defiantly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnieringo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?

Because they drank all the tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastBroFrenzyMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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What is the longest word?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I have this pathological fear of two letter words.

I get terrified just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Teacher: use the word geometry in a sentence

Student: One day, an acorn fell off, landed and sprouted. It grew and grew, and one day it woke up and said β€œgee, I’m a tree!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cicero_the_roman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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What's another word for Photosynthesis?

Sunstenance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukesestir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I got the words β€œjacuzzi” and β€œyakuza” confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMMOPOWER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.

All You Need Is Lunch

Do You Believe In Life After Lunch

Lunch In An Elevator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Ok this needs a bit of context: 猫 is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanoicAcid2203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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What's the most common word that only contains one letter?

Envelope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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A man walks into an open casket funeral and approaches the widow at the front. He asks: "Mind if I say a word?". "No, go ahead" she replies.

"Bargain" the man says.

"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giftfrom
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While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anathex_Adv
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What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Word!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
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You should never use the plural of a word when you should be using the singular

Amen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Is buttcheeks one word

Or should I split them apart?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golfcourseboi6969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Some foreign languages have gendered words.

How der they?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What is the perfect 's' word

Sword

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Shout out to whoever created the word "plethora".

It means a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeStamina
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My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".

We're half way there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I invented a new word today:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farshief
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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I invented a new word today...

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seymour2112
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I got the word β€œOuch” tattooed on the back of my foot yesterday. My son asked me if it still hurts.

I told him yes, but it’ll heel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lildinger68
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I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
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"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"

"No Dad!! It was fcuk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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I just invented a new word!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
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