I took the word puns

And I spun it around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Largedump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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word pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomgreen99
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I just found out that Aaargghhh is not a real word.

I can’t tell you how angry I am at this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I told my teacher I learned a new word, Plentiful

She said β€œcongrats!”

I replied β€œthanks, it means a lot”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OogaBoogaWoog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What's another word for a marine biologist?

Afishyonado

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The best safe word to use during sex is β€œmeatloaf”

Because it means, β€œI would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I just confused the word β€œjacuzzi” with the word β€œyakuza.”

Now I’m in really hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending

it’s Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MINECRAFT-BEE7
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I learnt cuss words from my uncle's son

He's always a cousin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Jokes with crappy three-word punchlines that rely on irony aren't funny

or are they?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheburik76
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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If I had to describe myself in three words, I'd have to say:

Lazy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMaelstrom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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My wife said, β€œWhy don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”

I said, β€œThat’s.....a novel idea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What’s the best pun you can come up with the word β€œpelican” ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogefighter232
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I recently learnt the Welsh word for 'push' is 'lluq'.

I saw it written on a Glass Door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.

When I think about it, I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A bit of word play

I would love to hear your own jokes you have written that use word play or other punny techniques. Here is a joke I wrote:

My friend said, " Me and Holly are going to the mall today." I responded, "You mean, Holly and I." My friend, "You're such a grammar nazi! You know what I meant." I respond, "No, it is you who is a grammar nazi because you're anti-semantic."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kind-Today-8988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My 4 year old son has been learning spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which i think is poor for four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattty_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I heard the word β€œicy” is easy to spell

Looking at it I see why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Feeling excluded, my toddler asked me to stop spelling out words while he was around.

I replied "okay".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GasDoves
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Politics is the most accurate word in the English language

Poly = many. Ticks = blood sucking parasites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present

Cop: But you are the lawyer? Me: Then where’s my present?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubbedlamp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I don't know what the word "stubborn" means

But I won't stop until I figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarvius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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If another word for student is 'pupil' ...

Do you call someone who's learning to manage sex workers a 'pimple'?

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Invented a new word today:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AghoriLover69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".

He just knows it has no L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain

For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Teacher: Use the word β€˜intermittent’ in a sentence.

I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Sidgio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.

Pungent.

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If you add an "s" to the word "even",

it becomes odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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The word β€˜Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
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My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...

Now I’m outside banging and hollering β€˜Oh PUN the door!!!’ β€˜Oh PUN the door!!!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Wife: "Undress me with your words."

Me: " Ive just seen a huge spider go down your top."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I try to use the word mucho as much as I can around my Spanish-speaking friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My dad has a way with words.

I think its time for him to join the Dad's Poet Society.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."

"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".

The possibilities are: end, less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
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Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baguettesniper
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My son said his first word "Mama"

i had no choice but to say " just killed a man"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"

What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

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When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.

I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My four year old has been learning Spanish and still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present, Cop: You ARE the lawyer

Me: So where’s my present?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clout-Nine
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The word β€˜Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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