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︎ Mar 05 2016
I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...
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︎ Apr 21 2021
At a loss of words.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
If you spell the words βAbsolutely Nothingβ backwards, you get βGnihton Yletulosba,β which ironically means...
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︎ Feb 15 2021
My wife regularly confuses the words Burro, and Burrow.
She doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I invented a new word....
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What word has the most letters in it?
The post office.
(Courtesy of my 8 year olds).
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I got the word βOuchβ tattooed on the back of my foot yesterday. My dad asked me if it still hurts.
I told him yes, but itβll heel.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
You have my word
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Sometimes I use big words I donβt fully understand.
It makes me sound more photosynthesis.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"
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︎ Feb 20 2021
79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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︎ Jan 05 2021
"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My teacher asked me to make a sentence with the word defence, defeat and detail
When a horse jumps over defence defeat go first the detail
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︎ Mar 23 2021
"A poor choice of words"
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Do you know what's the deepest word in English?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I'm trying to get better at making jokes from blending words together, but all my attempts turn out bad
Despite all my effort, I can't produce more than a poormansteau at best
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me..
"Would you stop shaking the fucking ladder?!"
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I donβt like spelling the word βdefinitelyβ
I always end up spelling it defiantly
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?
Because they drank all the tea
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What is the longest word?
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Teacher: use the word geometry in a sentence
Student: One day, an acorn fell off, landed and sprouted. It grew and grew, and one day it woke up and said βgee, Iβm a tree!β
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What's another word for Photosynthesis?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please donβt resort to violins and anger if you donβt notice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I got the words βjacuzziβ and βyakuzaβ confused.
Now Iβm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Ok this needs a bit of context: η« is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What's the most common word that only contains one letter?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
A man walks into an open casket funeral and approaches the widow at the front. He asks: "Mind if I say a word?". "No, go ahead" she replies.
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
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︎ Jan 31 2021
While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Whatβs the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Word!!
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︎ Jan 06 2021
You should never use the plural of a word when you should be using the singular
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Is buttcheeks one word
Or should I split them apart?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Some foreign languages have gendered words.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is the perfect 's' word
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Shout out to whoever created the word "plethora".
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︎ Mar 18 2021
My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I invented a new word today:
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I invented a new word today...
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I got the word βOuchβ tattooed on the back of my foot yesterday. My son asked me if it still hurts.
I told him yes, but itβll heel.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia
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︎ Feb 22 2021
"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I just invented a new word!
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︎ Mar 14 2021
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