I took the word puns

And I spun it around

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word pun
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I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baguettesniper
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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, β€œHere are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

Push and Pull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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The word β€œdiputseromneve” may look ridiculous...

But backwards it’s even more stupid...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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i just invented a new word

its called Plagiarism

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I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
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Words of wisdom.
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I've gone and confused the words 'Yakuza' with 'Jacuzzi'

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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What is the only word in the dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryroads8484
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Get it? Because words.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingStorm010
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What's the word for tying two cats together?

Concatenate.

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I live near an atomic shelter and in my encounters with it, it never lied and always kept its word

Now that's what I call structural integrity

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I like to use the word mucho around my Spanish friends....

because I know it means a lot to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtweed_dude
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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there is a mile between the S's.

Have to give credit to my ten year old daughter for this one... Apparently I'm bringing her up right.

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β€œIs this the Spanish word for β€˜nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

β€œSi, estΓ‘.”

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What is the German word for lube?

Da weinerslider

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One of my favourite words in the English language is β€œfrequently”.

I try to use it as often as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I'm scared of the word "Why."

Don't ask.

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Want to hear some famous last words?

I will die on this hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wernershnitzl
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Which three words contains the most letters?

The post office.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Quantum_Alpha
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I have created a new word!

Plagiarism

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Did you know there is a word that rhymes with orange?

What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoMoma2
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I always forget the french word for strawberry

But I eventually remember the fraise

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My wife said to me "you didn't hear a word I said did you?"

I thought to myself. That's a funny way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwailo27
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Don't interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle

Chances are, you'll hear some cross words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I'm so grateful to the guys who taught me the word 'Plethora'.

It means a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_Critic
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Words I've invented during my lifetime:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorly_timed_fuck
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Word on the street is

No parking

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I can't stop looking up word definitions

I need some help with my addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
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In olden times, making jokes about the way words sound was unfavored by society and would warrant a sever beating.

This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment

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My daughter said the "S" Word today.

Sword.

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People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters

But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn

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Shout-out to the person who came up with the word "plethora".

It really means a lot to me. Well, to a lot of people, really.

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I love saying the word saliva,

It rolls right off the tongue.

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I always say the word β€˜mucho’ to my Spanish speaking friends.

It means a lot to them.

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Most people think that the word β€œQueue” is just the letter β€œQ” followed by four silent letters. But they are not silent.

They are just waiting their turn.

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How do aliens spell words?

They use the ALFabet

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Take my Word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zarhouni
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I have a friend and every time I make a play on words he always makes a better one

Total pun-upper

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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism.

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I'll never forget the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket..

He said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevin_kevinson1
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How can you explain the past of all the Bandits in one word?

Heistory!

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What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

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Not sure if that's a pun or a play on words

Present progressive: It is nothing Present simple: It noth

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My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,

>Here comes the plane!

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I taught my daughter what the word bargain meant...

She said, β€œThanks dad, that means a great deal.”

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Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defense, defeat and detail.

Student: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat goes before detail.

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Guy walks up to the widow at her husband's funeral and says, β€œMay I just say one word?”

β€œSure,” she replies. β€œPlethora,” the guys says. The widow says, β€œThanks. That means a lot.”

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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There was a recent study done on a baby's first words.

It had some interesting dada to go by.

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Son: What does the word naive mean?

Dad: It's not a real word.

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My grandfather’s last words were β€œPints! Litres! Gallons!”

That spoke volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?

duodenum (duo denim)

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no words..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
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First word of my 1-year old son was "Peanuts!"

That is nuts

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I know 10 words in German.

But I can only pronounce nein.

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The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoBoAngstyZebra
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What is another word for a copy of a fax?

A fax simile.

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What's the most negative word of 2020?

Positive

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I taught my daughter the word many

It meant a lot to her

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I’m afraid of confusing words that sound the same but spelled differently.

I’m homophonophobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
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What's the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles", because there's a mile between the first and last letter.

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Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?

I guess shift happens.

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Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SushiWillBangU
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Did you know that if you reorder the letters of the word "THESE"

You can't spell "SHIT"?

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Is "buttcheeks" one word?

Or should I spread them apart?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words...

....and I am scared!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Templefreed
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Among all the words in the English language, β€œsubcutaneous” is my least favourite.

It really gets under my skin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I’ve created a new word

Plagiarism (thanks to my 11 year old for that one!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
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My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him

900 ʍoɹps

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A man in an interrogation room says, β€œI’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"

The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at word play?

A punisher

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Is buttcheeks one word...

Or should I spread em apart?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_M_LUMBER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' confused

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
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Very poor choice of words!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsplasmaplayz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?

DA TA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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People think that "ICY" is the simplest word to spell

Come to think of it, I see why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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I’ve invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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I just got word my ex wife was rushed to the ER and tested positive for COVID-19!

So I guess she wasn’t sick of me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ah20250
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I thought of a good word to describe my hands yesterday.

Which was handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What is the longest word in the english language?

β€šSmilesβ€˜ because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeislikeadick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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Describe yourself in three words

Not good at math

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foggyphishy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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If I had to describe myself in one word..

It would be "bad at following directions"

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In fantasy, there are a lot of different words for little people.

They have a totally different gnomenclature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XaVierDK
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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I invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theburgerjoint
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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I can't stop looking up word definitions

I need some help with my addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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The word diputseromneve may look ridiculous

But backwards it's even more stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I just invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CTMaximus
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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The word β€˜Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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