What has 2 syllables but hundreds of letters?

Postman

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What's the difference between a stressed and an unstressed syllable?

Vacation.

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How many syllables does the word gloria have?

Christians: 18

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Because it’s true
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I prefer saying "black" instead of POC

Saying "plain ol coffee" is too many syllables

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what rhymes with orange

no it doesn't

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Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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β€œHey Watson, is that mud on your boots?”

β€œNo, shit, Sherlock.”

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My wife said, "Nothing rhymes with orange"

I said no

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Pun with numbers
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I wrote a poem

Time to learn haiku Syllables? Five seven five? Fuck it i give up

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I just love haikus.....but sometimes they dont make sense

Refrigerator

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Did you know that Gandhi never wore shoes? And due to his fasting he was very weak and had awful breath?

He was a super-fragile-calloused-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis

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No gender differentiation here
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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory

I made a fusilli mistakes

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My boyfriend is gonna be a great dad one day.

I saw him picking up a quarter off the floor.

I said to him, "Is that where you keep all your quarters? That makes a lot of sense."

He says, "Yeah, 25 cents." then laughed for 5 minutes to himself, then kept laughing about it sporadically throughout the day.

Edit: I just wanna say thanks to my s/o /u/rainbowdongs for being so hilarious. <3 Happy anniversary! Love you!

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Dad and daughter come into the restaurant I work at. He was crackin me up the whole time.

They are looking through the menu and the dad points to the falafel appetizer.

Dad: How do you pronounce that one?

Me: Falafel?

Dad: No actually I feel great! Just a little bit hungry..

Daughter: (Face palm)

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EDIT: falafel sort of sounds like feel awful.

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and again..

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Dad orders his daughter a slice of cake for dessert.

Me: (to daughter) Here's your dessert. and (to the Dad) I brought you a fork in case you wanted some too.

Dad: Thanks! I love fork! (begins to pretend to eat fork)

Daughter: (absolutely mortified face of embarrassment.)

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Dad holds baby son.

Baby laughs and starts to coo.

β€œHai ku, I am dad.”

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Those of you who've been to a Disney Park will get this... Dad Jokes: The Ride
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Why did the two punsters get a divorce?

I reckon syllable differences.

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