Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best

I won.

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Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels

She never knew I existed

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When I was in elementary school, I learned that "when two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking".

I think that rule is graet.

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My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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Get it?, Bc he is a vowel...
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There's a town named Phenix in Alabama - they couldn't afford to pay for another vowel.

Turns out they don't accept I O U's.

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So a vowel saves another vowel’s life.

The other vowel says, β€œAye E! I owe you!”

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My friends are convinced that lowercase vowels cannot turn into uppercase.

They just don't see i to I.

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Me: Honey, I'm terrified of vowels. Wife: Ummm, why?

Me: Only sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatTave
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Why is "o" the loudest vowel?

Because all the other vowels are in audible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBritishSnob
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Heck man, I had 4 cans of alphabet soup earlier and now I have huge vowel movements
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Dad: Vowels make me angry

Son: Why?

Dad: Only sometimes

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Wife: Did you know that you keep reciting the vowels under your breath whenever you are stressed?

Me: Sometimes. Why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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β€œHey dad, could you tell me a word that doesn’t have any vowels?”

β€œWhy?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BANDG33K_2009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Asked my French roommate the English vowels except e,a.

-Oui

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What do you call two relaxing vowels?

U and i on vacation

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Why were the vowels sad when they said John Cena would show up

It's not like U could see him anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayouttamyswamp-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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My wife and I had this giant argument about which vowel is the most useful.

I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Too much can affect your vowel movements!
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Vowels

The wife and I were discussing how well our son was doing with learning his vowels.

Me: I've heard him say A, E, and I, now he just needs to get O and U.

Wife: He's also saying Y, have you heard him say that yet?

Me: Sometimes.

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I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?

All the others are in audible...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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In a few months, British English will only have three vowels.

A.I.O. They would leave E U.

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Due to cuts in the education budget, they've decided to simplify the alphabet, reducing it to just two vowels and one consonant...

...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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A recent study shows that 5 out of 26 peoples names start with vowels...

.... Oh sorry, sometimes 6.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What did the vowels say to the consonants when the consonants did them a favor?

I O U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiggleyWafflez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Me and my son have were fighting over which is the best vowel...

I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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We all know Dads are afraid of vowels...

...because with just one E, they're deads!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alakazing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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Vowel Movement imgur.com/z7Zzjqw
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Fun with Vowels

Recently my grandmother bought me a pack of colored pencils, under the condition that I practice and eventually draw her something. I was visiting my family and telling my grandma about my attempts at using the pencils. I explained to her that I had drawn some okay hair, and an eye. My dad was in the room doing something or other and suddenly butts in, "An eye? Not an O or a U..?"

My grandma and I just groaned and continued our conversation while he chuckled to himself.

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My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I won.

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My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.

I won.

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My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels.

Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.

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My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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So a vowel saves another vowel's life.

The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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So a vowel saves another vowel’s life...

The other vowel says, β€œAye E! I owe you!”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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So a vowel saves another vowel’s life.

The other vowel says, β€œAye, E! I owe you!”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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My wife and I were arguing about which vowel was most important.

I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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So a vowel saves another vowel's life. The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
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A vowel saves another vowel’s life.

The other vowel says, β€œAye, E! I owe you!”

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What did the vowel say when 'E' saved his life?

Aye E, I owe you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
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I heard that A, E, I , O, and U are vowels...

I wonder Y

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