Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best
Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
When I was in elementary school, I learned that "when two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking".
I think that rule is graet.
My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
Get it?, Bc he is a vowel...
There's a town named Phenix in Alabama - they couldn't afford to pay for another vowel.
Turns out they don't accept I O U's.
So a vowel saves another vowel’s life.
The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”
My friends are convinced that lowercase vowels cannot turn into uppercase.
They just don't see i to I.
Me: Honey, I'm terrified of vowels. Wife: Ummm, why?
Why is "o" the loudest vowel?
Because all the other vowels are in audible.
Heck man, I had 4 cans of alphabet soup earlier and now I have huge vowel movements
Dad: Vowels make me angry
Son: Why?
Dad: Only sometimes
Wife: Did you know that you keep reciting the vowels under your breath whenever you are stressed?
“Hey dad, could you tell me a word that doesn’t have any vowels?”
What do you call two relaxing vowels?
Asked my French roommate the English vowels except e,a.
Why were the vowels sad when they said John Cena would show up
It's not like U could see him anyway
My wife and I had this giant argument about which vowel is the most useful.
Too much can affect your vowel movements!
Vowels
The wife and I were discussing how well our son was doing with learning his vowels.
Me: I've heard him say A, E, and I, now he just needs to get O and U.
Wife: He's also saying Y, have you heard him say that yet?
Me: Sometimes.
Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?
All the others are in audible...
Due to cuts in the education budget, they've decided to simplify the alphabet, reducing it to just two vowels and one consonant...
...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!
In a few months, British English will only have three vowels.
A.I.O. They would leave E U.
A recent study shows that 5 out of 26 peoples names start with vowels...
.... Oh sorry, sometimes 6.
Canadians love their vowels, eh?
What did the vowels say to the consonants when the consonants did them a favor?
Me and my son have were fighting over which is the best vowel...
We all know Dads are afraid of vowels...
...because with just one E, they're deads!
Fun with Vowels
Recently my grandmother bought me a pack of colored pencils, under the condition that I practice and eventually draw her something. I was visiting my family and telling my grandma about my attempts at using the pencils. I explained to her that I had drawn some okay hair, and an eye. My dad was in the room doing something or other and suddenly butts in, "An eye? Not an O or a U..?"
My grandma and I just groaned and continued our conversation while he chuckled to himself.
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.
I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels.
Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.
My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.
So a vowel saves another vowel's life.
The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
So a vowel saves another vowel’s life...
The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”
So a vowel saves another vowel’s life.
The other vowel says, “Aye, E! I owe you!”
My wife and I were arguing about which vowel was most important.
So a vowel saves another vowel's life. The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
A vowel saves another vowel’s life.
The other vowel says, “Aye, E! I owe you!”
What did the vowel say when 'E' saved his life?
I heard that A, E, I , O, and U are vowels...
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