What's your best out-loud pun?
I've read a lot of puns that work based on reading them, but what's your favorite spoken pun?
I snore so loudly...
It scares the shit out of the people I'm driving.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...
I’m a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
When no one is around, I would loudly describe the process of cutting down a single tree.
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
My neighbours complained about me groaning and moaning too loudly while having sex in the morning.
If only they knew, I was just trying to put my socks on.
My wife and I were woken up at 3am by loud banging on our door. I got up, opened the door and there was a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. "Are you insane man?!!? It's 3 in the morning!!" I screamed, slamming the door and stormed back to bed...
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
I just heard an announcement on a loud speaker outside my home saying, "If you invest 50$ just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".
I went out and saw the idiot; he was selling chairs.
does Hawii allow loud laughs...
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
Do Hawaiians laugh loudly?
What do you call a hoagie at a party with loud music?
My gf complained about our loud neighbours
Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out
Gf: what kind of logic is that?
Me: Sound logic
Kid: farts loudly
Dad: “ what does your mother feed you?”
Mom:” The same thing I feed you!”
Can they laugh really loud in Hawaii?
Or can they only have one a-low-ha?
Did you hear Hawaii has banned loud laughter?
Yeah, especially when using the same recycled joke 50 million times.
Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?
Because they’re hearing aides!
Snores loudly and car careens off road
Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
If Dan could yell very loud
Don’t expose yourself to loud frequencies for too long...
My neighbor is playing very loud music
My neighbors always play Lionel Richie very loudly and usually I don't mind.....
But yesterday it was All Night Long
Every time my dad goes to the eye doctor, they ask him to read the smallest text on the chart out loud.
He says, "Printed in China."
This is a true story lol.
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.
What happens when a grenade goes off in a French bathroom?
what do you call a loud dog?
A sub-woofer.
(Inspired by boy, GSD, I lost last year)
My son ate too much Easter candy one year, and threw it all up making loud wailing sounds as he did so.
I didn't want to hear another Peep out of him.
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
There’s no loud laughing permitted in Hawaii.
When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.
In Hawaii, do they allow loud laughing?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh
All they accept is a low ha
Do they allow loud laughing in hawai
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii
Did you know people aren't allowed to laugh out loud in Hawaii?
They are only allowed a low ha.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii
or is it just.... A Low Ha?
Do Hawaiians laugh out loud?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Do they allow loud laughing Hawaii..
What's fast, loud and crunchy ?
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