I snore so loudly...
It scares the shit out of the people I'm driving.
When no one is around, I would loudly describe the process of cutting down a single tree.
My neighbours complained about me groaning and moaning too loudly while having sex in the morning.
If only they knew, I was just trying to put my socks on.
Do Hawaiians laugh loudly?
Kid: farts loudly
Dad: “ what does your mother feed you?”
Mom:” The same thing I feed you!”
Snores loudly and car careens off road
Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?
Because they’re hearing aides!
My neighbors always play Lionel Richie very loudly and usually I don't mind.....
But yesterday it was All Night Long
Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.
It was a little drum attic.
My wife calls me loudly: “I think I did something to my leg, my calf really hurts”
Me: Well don’t have a cow about it
At the end of the work day coworker sighs loudly and says: How did we get here?
Me: I don’t know about you, but I drove to work.
I loudly drank some silver...
A class is talking very loudly.
The teacher: nobody should be talking!
Nobody: stands up Thank you. My report is about how the Earth rotates around the Sun.
Every October 31st, my dog begins baying loudly a loud, prolonged, mournful cry...
I guess he likes to celebrate Howloween...
The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "I'm dreadfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop,
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
Son, I'm trying to figure out if pterodactyls urinated very loudly, they are massive creatures
But I always thought their P was silent
I was walking with the wife when my stomach rumbled loudly...
... we were just passing a middle eastern resteraunt when she says "Felafel?"
"No I feel fine, just a bit hungry."
audible moan
Every time we're eating at a restaurant and we hear the sound of somebody dropping a plate my dad says very loudly....
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of this year.
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke of the year.
Apparently I snore so loudly
It scares everyone in the car I'm driving
Every morning for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke this year.
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