Noisy Puns

A list of puns related to "Noisy"

You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...

...it's crickets.

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👤︎ u/NotTooSpecial
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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What did the sleep deprived fremen say to the noisy sand worms?

Stop making a rakis.

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👤︎ u/vartigy
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin

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👤︎ u/Hud_is_on
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why was the forest so noisy?

The tree’s bark.

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👤︎ u/BHarcade
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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What do you call a noisy group of crows?

A caw-cophony!

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👤︎ u/ravendemyseri
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.

Silence of the lamps.

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👤︎ u/MagnetCarter
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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I got kicked out of the library for being too noisy

I tried to explain to them that I was just reading a book but the librarian said there's no reading aloud.

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👤︎ u/imalilfatgirl
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you say to a noisy cook?

Shut the chef up!

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👤︎ u/sodapopinski83
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...

Stop making that racket.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why are pea eaters rude to noisy people?

They want their peas and quiet.

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👤︎ u/spooninacerealbowl
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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I was attending a noisy legal hearing, and the Judge started yelling, “Order! Order in the courtroom!”

So I said, “A pastrami on rye, please.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call a noisy pachyderm?

A yellephant!

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👤︎ u/Wyndcaller
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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I was walking home and passed by a flock of noisy birds

It was a cacawphony

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👤︎ u/CzarMMP
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Two dads were talking in a noisy restaurant:

Dad A: It's a tough job having three children...

Dad B: Come again?

Dad A: Four children...

Dad B: Come again?

Dad A: Five children...

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👤︎ u/billdanbury
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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A noisy crow woke me up this morning.

It was my wake up caw.

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👤︎ u/generallysleepy
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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Some times it just gets so noisy and hectic I wish I could turn it all off

But it's a mute point

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulemic, and get spontaneous erections...

She said I can't keep it down.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ May 17 2017
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In the future, we wont need to put our noisy pets on airplanes

We will have catapults

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👤︎ u/Jacob-the_Destroyer
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!

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👤︎ u/cool-kid103
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Probably because of all the coffin

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👤︎ u/Joaph
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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Why are graveyards so noisy?

All the coffin.

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👤︎ u/bakerie
📅︎ Jun 25 2015
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