*Sed noises*
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Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that youβre no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...
Now you can only use a low ha
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What do you call people who make lots of noise?
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︎ May 04 2021
The reason dogs make noise but trees don't is complicated...
But long story short, it's because it's a different kind of bark
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︎ May 15 2021
What kind of noise does a witchβs vehicle make?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Fridge noise
Our refrigerator makes a hissing noise when the freezer is defrosting. Yesterday my son said, βThe fridge stopped hissing at me.β
I said, βI think itβs finally accepted you as a member of the pack. Youβre officially cool.β
He turned away from me so I wouldnβt see him laughing. I count it as a win.
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︎ May 10 2021
My friend asked me why his car is making a humming noise.
I told him itβs probably because it doesnβt know all the lyrics.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
why is life hard for the kittens who make the most adorable noises
they are subject to constant purr-so-cuteion
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What do you call the noise an Icelandic dog makes?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What kind of noise annoys an oyster
A noisy noise annoys an oyster
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Ever stop and think about how your car muffler reduces engine noise?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Happy administrator noise
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I got into a fight with my Mexican neighbor and he started to make train noises while holding a gun
He said "I'm going to choo choo"
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Did you hear about the crow where everytime it makes a noise sornething big happens?
It has a caws and effect relationship
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Barack Obama at our local church making continual βDing Dongβ noises.
I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize
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︎ Mar 05 2021
*happy feminist noise*
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︎ Nov 29 2020
*sad mario noises*
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Sad cat noises :(
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Just happened. My kids are running around blowing a party noise marker. My wife's sister says " it sounds like an elephant in there"
I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."
My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.
EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises
When do we want them? Nyoow
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Just been offered as a job a Noise Pollution officer .
But, I had to turn it down.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
*sad Ted noises*
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Santa to Mrs. Claus: do you hear that noise?
Mrs Claus: It's only rain dear.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What noise does a street sweeper make?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Did you hear about the guy who couldnβt stop making pony noises?
His voice is a little horse now.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
*sad cat fishing noises*
I just saw an ad for a dating app before Sam Smiths, I Want Something to Die for, song. Guess thatβs the after effect for using dating apps, who knew
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︎ Nov 01 2020
*Sad Red Blood Cell Noises*
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Why don't pigeon noises echo?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Loud noises.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do we want? Car noises! When do we want them?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Two lumberjacks were cutting wood. One of them shouted at the other over the noise of the chainsaw, βWhat was the name of that tree ring dating app you were using?β
The other replied, βTiiiiimmmber!β
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︎ Sep 10 2020
My son came home to find me slumped over the lawn mower crying my eyes out. He shouted over the noise, "You ok, pop?!" I shouted back...
"I'm fine!! I'm just going through a rough patch!"
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Whales canβt stand loud noises.
In fact they cannot stand at all.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
If Hugh Hefner had a noise machine, which noises would he listen to?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Pterodactyls evolved a way to urinate without making any noise.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
*buzzing noises*
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
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︎ May 22 2020
What noise does a bird make when he jacks off?
flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Did you know in the 1950βs Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?
Now you can only do a-low-ha
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︎ May 19 2021
I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels
She said "Sure, what volume ?"
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them?
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What do we want? Low flying aeroplane noises. When do we want them?
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises
When do we want it
Neeeooooooow
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WHAT DO WE WANT??! RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!!
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
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