A structurally sound pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecadet6966
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Classic sound pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdkdoc15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?

Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.

And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peach_problems
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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Why do movie makers record laser gun sound effects in churches?

Because they go β€œpew pew pew”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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I use Ironman sounds in my phones event calander for important stuff.

It's a Stark reminder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zerogummi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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It sounds like one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattloKei
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...

I can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Communism sounds good on paper, but I'm not sure I'd trust it to work...

...too many red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?

The servant said lightning McQueen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1273_time
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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What do cows in Greece sound like?

They say Β΅

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickD716
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehFuzziest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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Okay so two whales walk into a bar. One whale goes β€œARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO” (whale sound)

The other one goes β€œShut up Phil you’re drunk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woofer-of-Wisdom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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What are the most relaxing sounds to a pirate?

"A.S.M....'ARRR!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uuuu777777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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Just happened. My kids are running around blowing a party noise marker. My wife's sister says " it sounds like an elephant in there"

I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."

My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.

EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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You know why inhaling helium will make a man sound like a woman?

Because helium is a no-ball gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenhamef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02
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A builder asks his son what sound does a frog make?

Rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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Chicken wanted to come up with a new sound

Decided it was time to think outside the Bawks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rtgurley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidduu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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Sounds like a huge Oper-TUNA-ty!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerlandoti
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.

I was in diss-gust.

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I know it sounds cheesy, but when I’m with my friends Colby and jack...

I feel grate!

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If a judge loves the sound of his own voice,

expect a long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful

I said of course, it's aDell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloud68
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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What does it sound like when a nut sneezes?

Cashew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaggyNick41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassjunkie223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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In olden times, making jokes about the way words sound was unfavored by society and would warrant a sever beating.

This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brayradberry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What sound does a witch's car make?

"Broom Broom!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirAnalog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cherbotsky
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.

The death was listed as β€œorgan failure”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benyou34
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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My daughter wanted to play hide and seek in the dark. I said "That means I would only be able to find you using sound ...

so nah!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conan-doodle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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I remember my father giving me some sound advice on his deathbed.

He said "It's worth spending money on a good set of speakers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Soundcloud should call their sound

Rain tones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elyon113
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Made my girlfriend laugh at first, then make a pained sound when she got it. 10/10 dad joke in my opinion. /r/Jokes/comments/fu5vmq/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordPirateDuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.

And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

CAASHEWW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XH8A04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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I’m afraid of confusing words that sound the same but spelled differently.

I’m homophonophobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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If two pharaoh's farts sound the same...

Do they have a Tutankhamun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t1ao_official
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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If pronouncing my B’s as V’s makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roody_killer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What sound do dogs make when they chew on wood?

Bark! Bark!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R0n33
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Sir, I'm Sikh. - Oh shit man, get well soon. (Especially funny with Australian accent, as Sikh and sick sound the same. Also funny because of how many people mistake Sikhs for Muslims. In no way intended to insult anyone for their beliefs. Just a funny pun.)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?

Ba-dump-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euclase777
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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What sound does a French ambulance make?

Oui oui oui...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloochap123
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillxBill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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How did Metallica get such a heavy metal sound?

It was their lead guitar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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What sound does a bullet shot in church make?

Pew pew pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinknoodles2000
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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A falling tree always sounds like a dog

Because of the bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I have a Russian friend who's a sound engineer...

And a Czech one, and a Czech one too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dt2703
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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It is purple/red and makes a nibbling sound when you squat in the grass

Vegetarian hemorrhoids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meegja
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Light travels faster than sound.

That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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What sound does a Ninja Hillbilly make?

Hi-yallll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radicall1128
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Sounds like a joke my dad would crack at the dinner table. /r/3amjokes/comments/fzt6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugglez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Someone told me that you sound like an owl.

Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montero65
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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A jewellery set for a gift 'sounds' great

It's got a nice ring to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceMerg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Sounds like a date
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Why do parents make train sounds for their children when eating?

Because they go Chew Chew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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An audience member asked me how I made the brisk sharp cracking sound with my hand.

I told her it was a snap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Words sure sound like other words sometimes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Wayback_Boys
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer

And a Czech one, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonycocacola
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastibald
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Made some speaker boxes out of laundry detergent bottles. They sound super clean. imgur.com/a/Sal1yyC/I
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The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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hear me out: if sound is a wave

then I already know sine language!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What sound does a robotic frog make?

>!Ribbot Ribbot!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxblow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.

I just store it at room temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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had a Polish friend who was a sound guy.

I had a Czech one, too. A Czech one, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netpastor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SausageOnToast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one two, Czech one two.

I know you all think this joke is a repost, but I thought adding this line might be Prague-ress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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They probably sound really good
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Longg_Kong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What's brown, smelly, and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegadehamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Sound is recommended v.redd.it/8x7ca4g747c41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dries125
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Sounds about right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentherhino19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I don’t want to sound racist, but...

Every one in the KKK looks the same to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosMingos22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?

Percussion Pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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I just saw a woman with twelve breasts. Hehehe, sounds funny,

Dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottvalentine808
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spallboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wake886
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What sound does a witch's car make ?

Broom Broom !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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If pronouncing b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian

Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brio98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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What’s sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatJamaican4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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