Classic sound pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdkdoc15
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A structurally sound pun
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I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.

That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.

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I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...

... foreign

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If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better...

Stay tuned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekeytothedoor
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot!

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What sound does a tree make?

It barks.

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What sound is made when a piano is dropped on a person?

B-Flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freadom6
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My dog was sitting on top of some sound equipment

It was a subwoofer.

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I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds.

Almost nothing wood work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What sound does Marie Kondo's pet frog make?

"Rid-v-it . . . Rid-v-it."

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What do clumsy beatboxers sound like?

Oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops

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LPT: Never tell a sound technician how they are doing their job.

They hate feedback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Sounds about right.
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I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

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What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground?

Boeing

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What's another word for strange sounds?

Odd-io.

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I was looking for the sound track to Mortal Kombat

but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.

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What sound does a witches car make?

Broom Broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fa_kinsit
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Then I realised I was playing the bee side.

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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
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I bought an owl that produces pasta from its mouth when it makes a sound.

I got it at a carb hoot sale.

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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience

The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.

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You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring

But it's really quite vaccinating

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What sound do you make when you swept the floor too fast?

Broom broom

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Wife (madly tapping at phone): my sound is not working

Me (a seasoned dad): I can hear you just fine

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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...

Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.

I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.

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I once met a woman who had 12 breasts. Sounds weird..

..Dozen tit?

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What's the sound an England drum set makes?

Bri-tish.

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Do you know what it sounds like when a whale cries?

Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!

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What does a phaser sound like in church?

Pew Pew Pew

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My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock.

Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.

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Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.

It's syncing right now.

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This is a bad one. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot oO

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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Whats Orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kundan_n
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Then I realised I was playing the bee side.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,

Then soviet.

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I used to have a Russian friend who was a sound technician

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatooftheabys
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvz32
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detrickster
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I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

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