Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
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︎ Jul 31 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
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︎ May 08 2020
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
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︎ May 17 2020
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
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︎ Mar 13 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
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︎ May 04 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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︎ Jan 13 2020
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Never play the same drum twice...
Or there'll be repercussions.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.
You just can't beat something like that.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
You just canβt beat it.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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︎ May 03 2019
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums
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︎ Nov 15 2019
A lamb, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My friend got beaten by his neighbour for playing the drums over and over again.
I guess he didn't realise the re-percussions of his actions.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My drum major was struck by lightning
She was very good at conducting.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
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︎ Nov 12 2019
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
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︎ Oct 28 2019
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
If you yell, βEncore!β at the end of a drum line performance...
... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
It's a really nice drum, you can't beat it.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
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︎ May 23 2019
I cought someone with a drum
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︎ Oct 06 2019
There's nothing quite like a broken drum
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Why do bars have drum sets?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
How does Al Gore play a drum solo?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
A sheep, drum, and snake fall off a cliff
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︎ May 05 2019
Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...
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︎ Jun 12 2019
A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff
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︎ Jul 01 2018
What do you call a sheep mixed with a drum mixed with a snake
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︎ Jun 22 2019
A Sheep, Drum, and Snake fall off a cliff.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Never forward an email about drums
Unless you're able to handle the Re: Percussion
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What did the drum stick say to the snare drum?
When you gonna let me beat
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︎ Jun 08 2019
βSon, please donβt start playing the drums again!β
βIf you do, there will be repercussions.β
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︎ Jun 24 2018
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff
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︎ Jun 06 2019
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a cliff
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︎ Nov 14 2018
My new favorite instrument is Steel Drums
Because even when they're broken, they're steel drums
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︎ Sep 16 2018
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
If you hit that drum again...
There will be repercussions
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︎ Oct 16 2018
I was warned by my music teacher never to play the drums again.
He said that if I did, there will be repercussions.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.........
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︎ Feb 07 2017
Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
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︎ Feb 27 2019
What is a cat playing drum called?
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I asked my son not to play the drums ever again.
I said, βIf you do, there will be repercussions.β
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︎ Nov 29 2018
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︎ Nov 15 2018
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
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︎ Jul 25 2017
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down the hill..
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Playing the drum and my 2-year-old hands me markers to drum with...
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︎ Jan 20 2019
Why was the drum teacher mad at his student?
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︎ Aug 13 2018
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
My 3 year old asked her mum if her 8 month old brother was allowed to eat his toy drum.
She said it was fine. I said won't there be repercussions?
Got an eye roll followed by a laugh.
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︎ Dec 20 2015
What sound did the lamb, the drum and the snake make when you threw it from a cliff?
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︎ Aug 11 2018
It's my birthday today. The best present I got is a broken drum
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︎ Jun 08 2017
I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldnβt.
I guess Iβm just bad at Al Gore rhythms.
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︎ Jun 15 2018
What is Bill Clintonβs VP creating if he plays the drums?
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︎ Nov 01 2018
My Kid: Hey Dad how does it feel to be a drum.
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︎ Oct 24 2018
A sheep, drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
What do you call a man playing drums with cardboard?
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff...
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︎ Sep 17 2018
A sheep, a drum and a snake falls off a cliff....
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︎ Apr 17 2018
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︎ Jan 26 2016
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
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︎ Apr 30 2017
How does the dad recommend extra drum practice?
There will be repercussions.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.
I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.
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︎ Mar 25 2018
How much to kettle drums cost?
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︎ May 24 2018
If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it
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︎ Apr 06 2018
What do you get when drop two base drums and a cymbal off a cliff?
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︎ Apr 22 2018
What did one drum say to the other?
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︎ Sep 29 2017
A sheep, a drum and a snake were thrown off a cliff
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︎ Nov 05 2017
If I bought a second set of drums...
will there be repercussions?
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︎ Dec 10 2016
2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff
Badumtss
Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT
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︎ Dec 02 2017
A sheep, a drum, & a snake fall down a cliff...
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︎ Jan 14 2016
Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff...
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︎ Oct 31 2017
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
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︎ Jul 24 2017
I bought a drum that sounds both painful and pleasant
Cuz it's a Bittersweet Tympani
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︎ Mar 04 2017
What do you call a sheep, drum, and snake that fall off a cliff?
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︎ Jun 20 2016
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off of a cliff...
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︎ Sep 20 2017
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