Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
Never play the same drum twice...
Or there'll be repercussions.
My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.
You just can't beat something like that.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums
A lamb, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff
My friend got beaten by his neighbour for playing the drums over and over again.
I guess he didn't realise the re-percussions of his actions.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river
My drum major was struck by lightning
She was very good at conducting.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
If you yell, “Encore!” at the end of a drum line performance...
... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.
It's a really nice drum, you can't beat it.
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
I cought someone with a drum
There's nothing quite like a broken drum
Why do bars have drum sets?
How does Al Gore play a drum solo?
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.
A sheep, drum, and snake fall off a cliff
Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...
A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff
What do you call a sheep mixed with a drum mixed with a snake
A Sheep, Drum, and Snake fall off a cliff.
Never forward an email about drums
Unless you're able to handle the Re: Percussion
What did the drum stick say to the snare drum?
When you gonna let me beat
“Son, please don’t start playing the drums again!”
“If you do, there will be repercussions.”
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a cliff
My new favorite instrument is Steel Drums
Because even when they're broken, they're steel drums
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff.
If you hit that drum again...
There will be repercussions
I was warned by my music teacher never to play the drums again.
He said that if I did, there will be repercussions.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.........
Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
What is a cat playing drum called?
I asked my son not to play the drums ever again.
I said, “If you do, there will be repercussions.”
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down the hill..
Playing the drum and my 2-year-old hands me markers to drum with...
Why was the drum teacher mad at his student?
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
My 3 year old asked her mum if her 8 month old brother was allowed to eat his toy drum.
She said it was fine. I said won't there be repercussions?
Got an eye roll followed by a laugh.
What sound did the lamb, the drum and the snake make when you threw it from a cliff?
It's my birthday today. The best present I got is a broken drum
I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.
I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.
What is Bill Clinton’s VP creating if he plays the drums?
My Kid: Hey Dad how does it feel to be a drum.
A sheep, drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
What do you call a man playing drums with cardboard?
Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff...
A sheep, a drum and a snake falls off a cliff....
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
How does the dad recommend extra drum practice?
There will be repercussions.
My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.
I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.
How much to kettle drums cost?
If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it
What do you get when drop two base drums and a cymbal off a cliff?
What did one drum say to the other?
A sheep, a drum and a snake were thrown off a cliff
If I bought a second set of drums...
will there be repercussions?
2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff
Badumtss
Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT
A sheep, a drum, & a snake fall down a cliff...
Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
I bought a drum that sounds both painful and pleasant
Cuz it's a Bittersweet Tympani
What do you call a sheep, drum, and snake that fall off a cliff?
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off of a cliff...
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