Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
How do you trap a drum kit?
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.
There’s going to be serious repercussions.
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
A drum set fell down the stairs
Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.
You just can't beat something like that.
Never play the same drum twice...
Or there'll be repercussions.
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
If you yell, “Encore!” at the end of a drum line performance...
... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.
My friend got beaten by his neighbour for playing the drums over and over again.
I guess he didn't realise the re-percussions of his actions.
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
“Son, please don’t start playing the drums again!”
“If you do, there will be repercussions.”
It's a really nice drum, you can't beat it.
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
A lamb, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river
A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
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