Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayo1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.

Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midas_1988
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribbers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...

You can't beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...

tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demand404
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

BA-DUMM-TSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?

Ba-dump-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euclase777
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...

You can't beat it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathGr33nman
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..

Baa dum tss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberwiz91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What did the drum say about his childhood?

Those were the cymbaler days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athlestone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?

He got snared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Never play the same drum twice...

Or there'll be repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lateronthemenjay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.

You just can't beat something like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gazcobain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsssss

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...

It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazmatikism
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?

a conundrum

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?

You just can’t beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shevizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxolot
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What do you call a police officer who plays the drums

A beat cop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NCatP_returns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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A lamb, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff

Ba Dum Tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustFapped69Times
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My friend got beaten by his neighbour for playing the drums over and over again.

I guess he didn't realise the re-percussions of his actions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river

Baa dum tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinnyPortland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My drum major was struck by lightning

She was very good at conducting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Badum chhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetallestwizard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...

So he put in a Rush order!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa dum hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Name_Is_Left
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perigeesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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If you yell, β€œEncore!” at the end of a drum line performance...

... be ready to deal with the re-percussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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It's a really nice drum, you can't beat it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodascoolson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I cought someone with a drum

I snared them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pndaberrybruh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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There's nothing quite like a broken drum

You can't beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SES_Jay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Why do bars have drum sets?

They are music on tap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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How does Al Gore play a drum solo?

Algorithmically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggety
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...

I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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A sheep, drum, and snake fall off a cliff

Ba dum tsh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpepSGaming
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...

Ba-dum ching!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_mcfly27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff

Baa, dum, sss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrott806
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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What do you call a sheep mixed with a drum mixed with a snake

Baa, dum, hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_joe-king
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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A Sheep, Drum, and Snake fall off a cliff.

Ba Dum Tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Never forward an email about drums

Unless you're able to handle the Re: Percussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spisakmc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What did the drum stick say to the snare drum?

When you gonna let me beat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GQclassified
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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β€œSon, please don’t start playing the drums again!”

β€œIf you do, there will be repercussions.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurassic-Raptor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a cliff

Bah-dum tssssssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicfris
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My new favorite instrument is Steel Drums

Because even when they're broken, they're steel drums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shane_mckenzie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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If you hit that drum again...

There will be repercussions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyisapest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I was warned by my music teacher never to play the drums again.

He said that if I did, there will be repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.........
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...

Ba-dum chhhhhhh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazycatlorde
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba-dum-tshhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarybaubles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What is a cat playing drum called?

Puuurrrr-cutionist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killinitparkour
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I asked my son not to play the drums ever again.

I said, β€œIf you do, there will be repercussions.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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A sheep, drum and a snake fell down a cliff reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gear_change
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.

Baa-Dum-Tss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AF-firm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down the hill..

BAA-DUMM-TSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Playing the drum and my 2-year-old hands me markers to drum with...

It was a colorful tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why was the drum teacher mad at his student?

Beats me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenBosc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?

One per cushion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnectomy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My 3 year old asked her mum if her 8 month old brother was allowed to eat his toy drum.

She said it was fine. I said won't there be repercussions?

Got an eye roll followed by a laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmabbz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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What sound did the lamb, the drum and the snake make when you threw it from a cliff?

Ba-dum-tss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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It's my birthday today. The best present I got is a broken drum

It's unbeatable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B3tal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.

I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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What is Bill Clinton’s VP creating if he plays the drums?

An Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DETRITUS_TROLL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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My Kid: Hey Dad how does it feel to be a drum.

Beats me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rwynnnn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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A sheep, drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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What do you call a man playing drums with cardboard?

A beatboxer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff...

ba-dum tis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freenarative
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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A sheep, a drum and a snake falls off a cliff....

Baa dum tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximRouiller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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This birthday card from my parents when I was new to drums imgur.com/3T9Wk5e
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iffybelowaverage
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

Ba dum tsss

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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How does the dad recommend extra drum practice?

There will be repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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My girlfriend was telling me she caught a drum stick from her favorite drummer the other night.

I'm not sure why bands are throwing chicken at people nowadays, but I guess at least fans won't go hungry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mblondey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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How much to kettle drums cost?

Ten pennies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me_me_big_boi
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it

A tintin kit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What do you get when drop two base drums and a cymbal off a cliff?

ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/la_espina
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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What did one drum say to the other?

'Hi Tom!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanicOnion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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A sheep, a drum and a snake were thrown off a cliff

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user0fdoom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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If I bought a second set of drums...

will there be repercussions?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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2 drums and a symbol fell off a cliff

Badumtss

Edit: Cymbal* DAMN AUTO CORRECT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Braincain007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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A sheep, a drum, & a snake fall down a cliff...

BA-DUMM-TSS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datasinc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff...

ba dum tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AF-firm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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I bought a drum that sounds both painful and pleasant

Cuz it's a Bittersweet Tympani

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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What do you call a sheep, drum, and snake that fall off a cliff?

Ba Dum Tssssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cocytius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa dum hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Name_Is_Left
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off of a cliff...

Baa Dum Tss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phantom_19
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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