I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Makes sense since it lives to jam
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...
Saw (goodnight everybody!)
Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
There's a band called 999MB.
they haven't had any gigs yet.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
I was in an 80's band called the prevention
We were better than the cure.
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
I started a band but we could never make it to a Gig.
What was the band name? 1023MB.
You can book my band for corporate events
We're called Linkedin Park
What did the ska band say when they threw their mic on the ground?
pickitup pickitup pickitup!
My band only plays dog whistles
You have probably never heard us
What do you call a band of pigs?
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
Music posts to this reddit might get me band, but here's a comment i found anyways.
What's Santa's favourite metal band?
Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
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