We gotta give these band puns a rest
I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.
They were a heavy metal group.
what music band always needs change for 100 dollar bills?
The chief roadie for a touring band should be called its Gigs Bosun
Did you hear about the band 1023 MB?
They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
You guys hear about the band made up of sheep and cows?
I like their song “Baa Moo Rising”
What do you call a manipulative rock band?
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'
You might remember our flyers
I’m starting an all male cover band of an all female country band.
We are... The Chickse Dicks!
I’m not into Metal Bands....
...just into Rubber Bands!
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
Dad what bands do you like?
If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band
My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.
I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.
I was in a band called Dark Web.
We would always go on tor.
"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."
"No, I just shook my head."
I made a band and I knew it wouldnt go anywhere
I called it a band in hope.
I used to be in a band called missing cat
You probably saw our posters
I'm in a band called "Echoes"
You've probably heard us before.
Queen's Birthday Weekend this weekend. Imagine if it were for the band Queen. Let's imagine it is.
I was once in a band called Insecticide.
We used to cover The Beatles.
My girlfriend and I just realised we’re into the same 90’s pop bands
So my kids want to become a Boy Band
I went to their first practice, and they spent the whole time tripping over each other while trying to dance.
I guess they weren't N-Sync.
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
i was in a band once
the producer said that we needed to have a symbol for our band. i said sir if we dont have a cymbal how have we been playing the drums?
I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
My friend called me to say that he’s starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.
I said, “Can I call you Back?”
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Which makes sense.
It loves to jam.
I used to be in a band called "Icing"
Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?
The haven't had any gigs yet
I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".
I was once in a band of pirates
I was going to tell a joke about the band who sang "Freak on a Leash"
But it would just be Korny
There is a punk-metal band called Pangea what is it called when the band breaks up?
There's a new Fab-Four cover band - The Eetles.. Biggest difference?
Did you hear about the queen cover band consisting of ducks?
They do most queen songs but they don't quack under pressure.
My new favorite cover band?
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
What is a dragon’s favorite band?
Guess he’ll B♭out of luck come band class
I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.
We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.
I have a friend who plays in a band...
What’s a dragon’s favorite band?
Anyone heard of a band called 2048MB?
They've had 2 gigs so far.
I just got a job playing the triangle in a reggae band
I just stand at the back and ting.
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.
A maths teacher decided to form a band, what he’s gonna call it?
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
Once I was in a band called teenage bed
Nickelback is such a depressing band... They should make happier songs...
... and change their name to Tickleback...
Hi! I got a chance to play the trumpet for my school band!⤵️
There's a band called 999 megabytes
They're ok, but they haven't had any gigs yet
Dave Grohl has a new band.
Have you heard about that band "999 MB"?
Well they haven't gotten a gig yet...
What's an Electricians favorite band?
The bands Kansas and Toto should tour together
It’s gonna be the “whirlwind tour”
I’ll see myself out.
If I started a band called “Ceiling”...
Would that make the people who enjoy my music “Ceiling Fans”?
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
Did you hear about the new Office rock band?
It's led by frontman Excel Rows
Did you hear of that Mexican pop band with only a single well-liked song?
They were a Juan hit wonder.
I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.
We were better than The Cure.
If shrek had a deathcore band, what would that band be named?
If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,
They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'
Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish
What is an oyster’s favorite band?
My friends and I started a band called Duvet !
Did you hear about the band that only performs in bathrooms?
I'm not surprised, they're washed up
I used to be in a band called 'Varnish'
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
Have you heard the band 1030 megabytes
Not surprising, they just had their first gig
Up next: How to sound good in a band. Stay Tuned!!
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left...
It was just one ting after another.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
The members of my favorite rock band all have leprosy
Their band is called Def Leper
what do you call a muslim pop band ?
A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.
I told him he could count me in.
I used to be in a band called "the hinges".