I was going to make a rubber band pun...

But it was a bit of a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotFuture
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I've started a new band called "Blanket'

We're a cover band

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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
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Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?

Sleigh-er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNWKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."

If anyone asks, you've not seen us.

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I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease

We're called "Gluten for Punishment."

Our first single is "Bread or Alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrranger11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Which element is a member of famous rock band?

Hg

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why did the Turkey want to join a band?

Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruffmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Remember the band that did that rock cover of β€œwalk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?

Pharaohsmith.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.

Gonna call it Poi, Son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarofcomics77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

The Who

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manly-Stanley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?

They're called Durham Durham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les_oueff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My printer just told me it was joining a band

Makes sense since it lives to jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...

They appreciate feedback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...

Saw (goodnight everybody!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterOfBunnies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.

Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?

Hummus a tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptiliansarehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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There's a band called 999MB.

they haven't had any gigs yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?

"It's more than a ceiling"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lillerz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I was in an 80's band called the prevention

We were better than the cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

We opened for The Doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...

It’s quite the CoNunDrum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackJones2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?

They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xFilters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...

Thanks for every ting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epitomizer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I started a band but we could never make it to a Gig.

What was the band name? 1023MB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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You can book my band for corporate events

We're called Linkedin Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UweBlab
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What did the ska band say when they threw their mic on the ground?

pickitup pickitup pickitup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Binksamus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My band only plays dog whistles

You have probably never heard us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneybot13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a band of pigs?

A PORK-estra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helpimstuckinct
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?

LED Zeppelin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?

They call themselves Squished Squash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Music posts to this reddit might get me band, but here's a comment i found anyways.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WESMAIN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...

We’re a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vjeats
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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