I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Remember the band that did that rock cover of βwalk like an Egyptianβ by The Bangles?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Makes sense since it lives to jam
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︎ Dec 14 2020
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...
Saw (goodnight everybody!)
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
There's a band called 999MB.
they haven't had any gigs yet.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I was in an 80's band called the prevention
We were better than the cure.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
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︎ May 21 2020
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
Itβs quite the CoNunDrum
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I started a band but we could never make it to a Gig.
What was the band name? 1023MB.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
You can book my band for corporate events
We're called Linkedin Park
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What did the ska band say when they threw their mic on the ground?
pickitup pickitup pickitup!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
My band only plays dog whistles
You have probably never heard us
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a band of pigs?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Music posts to this reddit might get me band, but here's a comment i found anyways.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What's Santa's favourite metal band?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
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