We gotta give these band puns a rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakkattakk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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I was going to make a rubber band pun...

But it was a bit of a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

We opened for The Doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.

They were a heavy metal group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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what music band always needs change for 100 dollar bills?

breaking benjamin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrongnaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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The chief roadie for a touring band should be called its Gigs Bosun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spelelo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Did you hear about the band 1023 MB?

They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/futurecivilian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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What is the electrician's favorite rock band?

I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquaRegia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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You guys hear about the band made up of sheep and cows?

I like their song β€œBaa Moo Rising”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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What do you call a manipulative rock band?

The controlling stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts

Wouldn't Wanna Beya's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'

You might remember our flyers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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I’m starting an all male cover band of an all female country band.

We are... The Chickse Dicks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_guy_guy_one
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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I’m not into Metal Bands....

...just into Rubber Bands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.

We’re a cover band.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Dad what bands do you like?

Yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cr0ft3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band

I'm your man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.

I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingBone69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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I was in a band called Dark Web.

We would always go on tor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."

"Slayer?"

"No, I just shook my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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I made a band and I knew it wouldnt go anywhere

I called it a band in hope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toeteba
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I used to be in a band called missing cat

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I'm in a band called "Echoes"

You've probably heard us before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Queen's Birthday Weekend this weekend. Imagine if it were for the band Queen. Let's imagine it is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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I was once in a band called Insecticide.

We used to cover The Beatles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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My girlfriend and I just realised we’re into the same 90’s pop bands

We’re so β€˜NSYC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlietd76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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So my kids want to become a Boy Band

I went to their first practice, and they spent the whole time tripping over each other while trying to dance.

I guess they weren't N-Sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calmfan5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.

It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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i was in a band once

the producer said that we needed to have a symbol for our band. i said sir if we dont have a cymbal how have we been playing the drums?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brohemianrasputin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.

It's called OnlyDans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoShizzity
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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My friend called me to say that he’s starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.

I said, β€œCan I call you Back?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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My printer just told me it was joining a band

Which makes sense.

It loves to jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whippet195
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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I used to be in a band called "Icing"

We covered Cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumberpaul
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".

"And make it snappy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zinny08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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I was once in a band of pirates

I played b-arrre chords.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpireStrikes1st
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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I was going to tell a joke about the band who sang "Freak on a Leash"

But it would just be Korny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Band Name: Ouroboeros
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πŸ‘€︎ u/llaughing_llama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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There is a punk-metal band called Pangea what is it called when the band breaks up?

Continental Drift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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There's a new Fab-Four cover band - The Eetles.. Biggest difference?

"Let'r Be"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabiker68
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Did you hear about the queen cover band consisting of ducks?

They do most queen songs but they don't quack under pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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My new favorite cover band?

Panic! At the Costco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJohns9316
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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What is a dragon’s favorite band?

The Flaming Lips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Guess he’ll Bβ™­out of luck come band class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Balzar7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspectedAphid
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I have a friend who plays in a band...

He is saxually active.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObungaObama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What’s a dragon’s favorite band?

The Flaming Lips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BettydelSol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Anyone heard of a band called 2048MB?

They've had 2 gigs so far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaming_gamer01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I just got a job playing the triangle in a reggae band

I just stand at the back and ting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalmarky82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss

Is to say β€œHygiene!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.

It would be sick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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A maths teacher decided to form a band, what he’s gonna call it?

Algorythm. (Algorithm)

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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A group of owls decided to form a rock band...

They're called The Whoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skiinghobbit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Once I was in a band called teenage bed

We never made it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DimitkoRD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Nickelback is such a depressing band... They should make happier songs...

... and change their name to Tickleback...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Hi! I got a chance to play the trumpet for my school band!‡️

BUT I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psyche_a_trik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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There's a band called 999 megabytes

They're ok, but they haven't had any gigs yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyCream87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Dave Grohl has a new band.

The Floo Fighters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Have you heard about that band "999 MB"?

Well they haven't gotten a gig yet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkress
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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What's an Electricians favorite band?

AC/DC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticSpooks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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The bands Kansas and Toto should tour together

It’s gonna be the β€œwhirlwind tour”

I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBungles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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If I started a band called β€œCeiling”...

Would that make the people who enjoy my music β€œCeiling Fans”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginGodYog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".

That is how I got my MΓΆtley CrΓΌe cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Heavy metal band
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Did you hear about the new Office rock band?

It's led by frontman Excel Rows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Did you hear of that Mexican pop band with only a single well-liked song?

They were a Juan hit wonder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.

We were better than The Cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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If shrek had a deathcore band, what would that band be named?

sLAYEEEERRRSSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dalbajobas123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,

They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'

Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What is an oyster’s favorite band?

Pearl Jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeJonJames31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My friends and I started a band called Duvet !

It's a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Did you hear about the band that only performs in bathrooms?

I'm not surprised, they're washed up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Blackwood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I used to be in a band called 'Varnish'

we covered the Doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.

It’s really hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Have you heard the band 1030 megabytes

Not surprising, they just had their first gig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monsterlooster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Up next: How to sound good in a band. Stay Tuned!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc123ucme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left...

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PositiveSolution
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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The members of my favorite rock band all have leprosy

Their band is called Def Leper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augerbine_Man
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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what do you call a muslim pop band ?

quran quran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigheadedshrimp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.

I told him he could count me in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgeekXD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I used to be in a band called "the hinges".

We opened for the doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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