U2βs first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them.
It certainly takes the Edge off them.
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︎ May 20 2021
For years Iβve been searching through record shops trying to find rare original U2 vinyls
But I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
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︎ May 12 2021
U2
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why hasn't U2 found what are looking for?
Because the streets have no name.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Why does U2 never have to pay any of their laywers?
Because they are all Pro Bono.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Are all cases U2's lawyer does...
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︎ Jan 28 2021
The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer
Everything he did was pro Bono
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.
It's rubbish. The streets have no name.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
U2 is having a concert in northern Ireland.
Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds.
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I bought a U2 GPS and itβs garbage..
The streets have no names and I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for..
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︎ Sep 04 2019
U2's lawyers work pro bono.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
If you have a satnav that you can change the voice on, please do not use Bono from U2!
I did this last week and now the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Are U2 Irish?
My dad, sister and I were driving home the other night when a U2 song came on the radio. He asked us if we knew what the song was about (Sunday Bloody Sunday). I knew, and mentioned it's unfortunate source. My sister then asks from the back seat "Are U2 Irish?" to which my dad responds "Nope! We're Canadian!" and then begins laughing so hard that he is practically in tears and snorting. He didn't stop for a good 2 or 3 minutes. My sister and I just shook our heads slowly.
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︎ May 12 2015
Did you hear about U2's new lawyer?
Apparently he works pro Bono
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︎ Jul 08 2019
I want to file a lawsuit against U2, but I am finding it impossible to hire a lawyer.
Either they charge a lot of money, or they are pro bono.
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Did you hear about the U2 fanclub that's just for attorneys?
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︎ Apr 25 2019
U2 has discovered a cow that makes the strangest sounds...
She moos in mysterious ways.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
A free performance by the singer of U2 is
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︎ May 29 2019
Me to Girlfriend: I luv u. Girlfriend: I luv u2
Me to Girlfriend: Whatβs your favorite album of theirs?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
So I was reading through U2 lyrics trying to remember a song of theirs that I really like.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
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︎ May 08 2018
My attorney friend must really like the group U2
He is always talking about being Pro-Bono
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︎ Oct 20 2018
The guy from U2 is helping me with a legal case...
He's not charging for his services. It's pro bono.
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︎ Aug 10 2016
Apple just gave me the new U2 album
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︎ Sep 16 2014
I had booked a U2 for my wife's birthday party... (x-post /r/jokes)
Unfortunately they had to cancel. Luckily I found a replacement at the last minute. This new guy was amazing. He looked the part, sang all the songs exactly, and even his mannerisms were spot on.
After the party I went up to the replacement and asked how much I owed him for the gig. He said, "Don't worry mate, I'm pro Bono."
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︎ Jul 30 2017
Apple is giving away U2's new album to all of its iTunes customers for free. I guess it's pro-Bono.
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︎ Sep 12 2014
If U2 ever breaks up
I hope The Edge's lawyer isn't pro Bono
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︎ Feb 09 2016
I have front row seats to a U2 concert!
I'll be close to The Edge.
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︎ Jan 09 2017
What do you call a reliable girlfriend who is also a massive U2 fan?
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︎ Sep 27 2016
U2
Do you think the lawyers of U2 do the job pro bono?
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︎ Aug 23 2013
A fan of U2 is claiming that his hearing was damaged at one of the band's recent concerts.
The fan is planning to sue, and U2 is looking for a pro Bono attorney.
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︎ May 12 2014
I bought a U2 GPS and itβs garbage.
The streets have no name and I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Aug 29 2019
U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bonoβs voice
Now the streets have no name and I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Our room number on the cruise was U2
We still havenβt found what weβre looking for
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︎ Sep 21 2018
So I've been using my U2 SatNav for a few weeks now and I'm fed up.
The Streets Have No Name and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
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︎ Jan 10 2018
Did you hear about the lawyer working for U2?
He did all his work pro bono.
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︎ Jul 31 2015
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