U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them.

It certainly takes the Edge off them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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For years I’ve been searching through record shops trying to find rare original U2 vinyls

But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?

The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoCurre2038
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why hasn't U2 found what are looking for?

Because the streets have no name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toph125
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...

The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VAOkie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Why does U2 never have to pay any of their laywers?

Because they are all Pro Bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Professor_Stank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Are all cases U2's lawyer does...

... Pro Bono?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/claymountain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer

Everything he did was pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.

It's rubbish. The streets have no name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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U2 is having a concert in northern Ireland.

Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds. "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies" Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facts_my_guyy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage..

The streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisMJacobs1987
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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U2's lawyers work pro bono.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.

For a second, I was on Edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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If you have a satnav that you can change the voice on, please do not use Bono from U2!

I did this last week and now the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/victor_devito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Are U2 Irish?

My dad, sister and I were driving home the other night when a U2 song came on the radio. He asked us if we knew what the song was about (Sunday Bloody Sunday). I knew, and mentioned it's unfortunate source. My sister then asks from the back seat "Are U2 Irish?" to which my dad responds "Nope! We're Canadian!" and then begins laughing so hard that he is practically in tears and snorting. He didn't stop for a good 2 or 3 minutes. My sister and I just shook our heads slowly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanBMan
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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Did you hear about U2's new lawyer?

Apparently he works pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jono0007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I want to file a lawsuit against U2, but I am finding it impossible to hire a lawyer.

Either they charge a lot of money, or they are pro bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Did you hear about the U2 fanclub that's just for attorneys?

It's called Pro Bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeadows00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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U2 has discovered a cow that makes the strangest sounds...

She moos in mysterious ways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dweebish_putz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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A free performance by the singer of U2 is

Pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSDifferentDay
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Me to Girlfriend: I luv u. Girlfriend: I luv u2

Me to Girlfriend: What’s your favorite album of theirs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tylerpants80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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So I was reading through U2 lyrics trying to remember a song of theirs that I really like.

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awhiffofaether
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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My attorney friend must really like the group U2

He is always talking about being Pro-Bono

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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The guy from U2 is helping me with a legal case...

He's not charging for his services. It's pro bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJE93
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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Apple just gave me the new U2 album

It was pro-Bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kupy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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I had booked a U2 for my wife's birthday party... (x-post /r/jokes)

Unfortunately they had to cancel. Luckily I found a replacement at the last minute. This new guy was amazing. He looked the part, sang all the songs exactly, and even his mannerisms were spot on.

After the party I went up to the replacement and asked how much I owed him for the gig. He said, "Don't worry mate, I'm pro Bono."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Apple is giving away U2's new album to all of its iTunes customers for free. I guess it's pro-Bono.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fosh1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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If U2 ever breaks up

I hope The Edge's lawyer isn't pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiserMetal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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I have front row seats to a U2 concert!

I'll be close to The Edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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What do you call a reliable girlfriend who is also a massive U2 fan?

A dutiful bae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2Fast2Finkel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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U2

Do you think the lawyers of U2 do the job pro bono?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuddlyLiveWires
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2013
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A fan of U2 is claiming that his hearing was damaged at one of the band's recent concerts.

The fan is planning to sue, and U2 is looking for a pro Bono attorney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HAL9000000
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2014
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I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage.

The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bono’s voice

Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delliott90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Our room number on the cruise was U2

We still haven’t found what we’re looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dezidogger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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So I've been using my U2 SatNav for a few weeks now and I'm fed up.

The Streets Have No Name and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldManGravz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Did you hear about the lawyer working for U2?

He did all his work pro bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KickerofElves123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2015
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