Absolute mother lode of guitar puns v.redd.it/lz2uw7l5pan11
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A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. β€œFirst offender?” the judge asked.

β€œNo” she replied. β€œFirst a Gibson , then a Fender”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
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What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?

Shreddar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karl_oskar
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After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
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Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?

He was just arrested for Petty theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aloiciousss
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Fendeer Guitar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmum72
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Guitar solo
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What is the difference between a guitar , a Tuna and a pot of glue?

You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
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Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar,

But they were such lyres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
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A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.

I said to him is that a Fret!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?

Finger prince.

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What happened when the guitars got in a fight?

They got in treble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
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Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?

Because without strings attached they just can't play!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Just got lowballed. $5 for my guitar. Best way to respond?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotWilliam69
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What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?

β€œYou’re too high strung, don’t fret.”

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My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...

She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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the fisherman was playing his out of tune guitar

luckily he caught a Tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
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I just broke my guitar...

It's okay. I won't fret.

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Guitar pedals
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What do you call a guitar used to play pool?

A cue stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovepuns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I tried to play a bass guitar once.

It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What chord does jesus play on guitar?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jugi15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My guitar neck got nervous

I said β€œdon’t fret”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why can't Woody play his guitar?

He doesn't know where his Pixar.

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My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.

Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.

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I want to post a Tik Tok video of me playing my guitar but...

... I'd probably be band.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
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Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

Because he fingered A Minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryryryn0
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I lost my guitar pick made out of cow bone

I told my brother I lost my bone pick, he said β€œof course you did”

β€œI really have a bone to pick with myself for doing that”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradenMer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??

Ginny Hendrix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
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I really like guitars

They just strike a chord with me

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Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...

They were less Paul.

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When I was younger I wanted to play guitar really badly.

And after lots of hard work and practice, I now play the guitar really badly.

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I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....

I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What’s the difference between a fish, guitar, and a pot of glue?

β€œYou can tune a guitar but you can’t tune a fish”

β€œWhat about the pot of glue”

β€œI knew you’d get stuck on that”

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A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection

the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"

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A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection

The judge asked her, β€œfirst offender” β€œNo,” she says β€œfirst a Gibson then a Fender

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After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
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Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

I said, β€œIs that a fret?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Safazz146
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Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.

I said "Is that a fret?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
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Guitar

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks her, "First offender?" She replies, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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