Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...

They were less Paul.

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📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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My friends got together to play electric guitar, but the distance from the wall to their axes was too great...

Luckily, they had a power chord.

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📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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I was sitting in traffic this morning when I noticed the guy in the car next to me was playing an electric guitar.

On the other side was someone doing the same, and behind me was a person on a full drum kit. In the car in front was a guy with a mic screaming out some kind of song. None of the cars were moving, they were all just rocking out playing music. It was at that moment that I realised I was stuck in the middle of a traffic jam.

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📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Why don't people in India play electric guitar?

because they prefer a-couscous-tic

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📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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Why do you never give sugar to electric guitars?

They get amped up easily

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📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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while playing electric guitar in my room using a loop-station (lets you record and keep playing along with it)

Dad: "dinner's ready when you're done playing with yourself"

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