What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
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How do you kill a BLUE elephant?
Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
How do you kill a PINK elephant?
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Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Whatβs blue and smells like red paint
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What does blue paint smell like?
Red paint.
And what happened to the crews when a ship carrying blue paint and one carrying red paint collided?
They were marooned.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What's Blue and Yellow?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why was the cow award a blue ribbon?
The cow was out standing in his field.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned!
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Did you hear about the Minotaur they found under the Blue Mosque?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I like all cheeses, those blue ones, those aged ones, even those sliced ones...
but why does Trump want to make America grate again??????/
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︎ Nov 03 2020
How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What's the difference between red and blue thermometers?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
The other day, I thought my blue car had turned red
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What does the color blue do when it's done using the computer?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Whats blue and is in the ocean?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Darn, we blue it!
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︎ May 07 2020
Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Blues clues brother
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︎ Jul 05 2020
I couldnβt think of a good Blue Cheese joke to share for my Cheese Day...
So instead, tell me your best and maybe even... cheesiest... joke that youβve used for your own Blue Cheese Day!!
Edit: Apparently thatβs a Cake. Damn it. I probably could have found a sweet cake joke to use.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What is blue and smells like red paint
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint??
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Whats blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Whatβs blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Whatβs blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What is blue in color and not much heavy?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What is blue and not heavy?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What is blue and not heavy?
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