I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"

It's written by I.P. Freely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dexley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What's yellow and dangerous

Shark infested custard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJonesy007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I ordered some ripe, juicy, golden yellow mangoes from a grocery store. But all the mangoes they sent me were green.

They gave me a raw deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsouza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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What is yellow and something you shouldn't drink?

A School bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaytboi0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?

Tarzipan

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Me: What is the first letter of the word β€œyellow?”

Kid: Y

Me: Coz I want to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/percy___potter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Whats yellow and sits in the tree

A Prostitute tweetie

What does the Prostitute Tweetie say?

"Cheap Cheap"

Just heard that about 5 mins ago at the Christmas dinner table... from my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bananarang1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What's Blue and Yellow?

Green!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluedottedangel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What’s yellow and kills you if you get it in the eyes?

A school bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HollacaustFiesta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why did yellow divorce red?

Because red blue green

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madmonkey45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My wife asked how I keep track of all my dadjokes from Reddit. I told her that I write the ones I like on little yellow...

... Re Post-it Notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My grandmother bought some curved yellow fruit and a French pineapple.

Now nana has a banana and an ananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepWouldBeNice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I cracked open an egg and all this yellow goo came out.

I was like: is this some kind of yolk?!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Puns on the word 'yellow'
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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My son’s blue crayon wore out, so I gave him a yellow crayon to paint.

He said, β€œThis blue up. Thanks for the gold.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls

I’m a taxidermist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinBirk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Don't eat yellow snow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmicklesmockle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I was going to tell you a joke about a shade of yellow...

... but I probably should skip it, it's mediochre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKatnukAhas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils

I think he's ricist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falgony
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?

The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?

Burple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzard224
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?

It makes a splash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Yellow bats indeed v.redd.it/xfnnv4h3ywl11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoGuy339
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Yellow is the loudest color
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenderlobotomy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?

To keep his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benso_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What’s yellow and wears a mask?

A banana robbing a bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeFindMeGilbert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Whats red and smells like yellow paint

Red paint

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Conversation with my fiancΓ©es father (second yellow is her name) after reading r/dadjokes for too long...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/charizzardd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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What’s yellow and kills you if it gets in your eye?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator

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Dad: What’s the first letter in β€œyellow”?

Kid: Y.

Dad: Because I want to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BethJ2018
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What's yellow, grey and very dangerous?

A shark in a bowl of custard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabz09
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A Book: Yellow River

By I.P. Dailey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demosthenes-42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What's yellow and something you definitely shouldn't drink?

A school bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjutkuhl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?

A school bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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