I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What's yellow and dangerous
I ordered some ripe, juicy, golden yellow mangoes from a grocery store. But all the mangoes they sent me were green.
What is yellow and something you shouldn't drink?
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
What's yellow and can't swim?
Me: What is the first letter of the word “yellow?”
Kid: Y
Me: Coz I want to know.
Whats yellow and sits in the tree
A Prostitute tweetie
What does the Prostitute Tweetie say?
"Cheap Cheap"
Just heard that about 5 mins ago at the Christmas dinner table... from my dad.
What’s yellow and kills you if you get it in the eyes?
Why did yellow divorce red?
My wife asked how I keep track of all my dadjokes from Reddit. I told her that I write the ones I like on little yellow...
My grandmother bought some curved yellow fruit and a French pineapple.
Now nana has a banana and an ananas.
I cracked open an egg and all this yellow goo came out.
I was like: is this some kind of yolk?!
Puns on the word 'yellow'
A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
A man would have written:
"Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
My son’s blue crayon wore out, so I gave him a yellow crayon to paint.
He said, “This blue up. Thanks for the gold.”
I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls
I was going to tell you a joke about a shade of yellow...
... but I probably should skip it, it's mediochre
My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils
How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?
The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"
I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.
Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?
What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
Yellow is the loudest color
Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?
What’s yellow and wears a mask?
Whats red and smells like yellow paint
Conversation with my fiancées father (second yellow is her name) after reading r/dadjokes for too long...
What’s yellow and kills you if it gets in your eye?
What is yellow and can't swim?
Dad: What’s the first letter in “yellow”?
Kid: Y.
Dad: Because I want to know.
What's yellow, grey and very dangerous?
A shark in a bowl of custard.
What's yellow and something you definitely shouldn't drink?
What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?
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