Me: Coz I want to know.
A BANANA I lied about the wheels
A Prostitute tweetie
What does the Prostitute Tweetie say?
Just heard that about 5 mins ago at the Christmas dinner table... from my dad.
A school bus
... Re Post-it Notes.
Now nana has a banana and an ananas.
A shark in a bowl of custard.
You could say it was a quick change of plants
I was like: is this some kind of yolk?!
A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
He said, “This blue up. Thanks for the gold.”
I’m a taxidermist
... but I probably should skip it, it's mediochre
A school bus.
I think he's ricist
The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"
It makes a splash
To keep his pants up.
Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
A banana robbing a bank.
One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,
"Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger."
The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?"
The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, "I want this color sonny."
To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?"
"No son, I want this color."
"But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.
By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about.
The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"
A magic banana
Dad: Because I want to know.