What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Me: What is the first letter of the word β€œyellow?”

Kid: Y

Me: Coz I want to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/percy___potter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What's yellow and has wheels?

A BANANA I lied about the wheels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Whats yellow and sits in the tree

A Prostitute tweetie

What does the Prostitute Tweetie say?

"Cheap Cheap"

Just heard that about 5 mins ago at the Christmas dinner table... from my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bananarang1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What's Blue and Yellow?

Green!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluedottedangel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What’s yellow and kills you if you get it in the eyes?

A school bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HollacaustFiesta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What's yellow, and a bit bent?

A banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyWithMeh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My wife asked how I keep track of all my dadjokes from Reddit. I told her that I write the ones I like on little yellow...

... Re Post-it Notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did yellow divorce red?

Because red blue green

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madmonkey45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My grandmother bought some curved yellow fruit and a French pineapple.

Now nana has a banana and an ananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepWouldBeNice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What's yellow, grey and very dangerous?

A shark in a bowl of custard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabz09
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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So I wanted to buy my wife a nice yellow orchid for her birthday, but then I swapped it for a red rose in the last second...

You could say it was a quick change of plants

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A Book: Yellow River

By I.P. Dailey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demosthenes-42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I cracked open an egg and all this yellow goo came out.

I was like: is this some kind of yolk?!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Puns on the word 'yellow'
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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My son’s blue crayon wore out, so I gave him a yellow crayon to paint.

He said, β€œThis blue up. Thanks for the gold.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls

I’m a taxidermist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinBirk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Don't eat yellow snow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmicklesmockle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I was going to tell you a joke about a shade of yellow...

... but I probably should skip it, it's mediochre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKatnukAhas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What's yellow and something you definitely shouldn't drink?

A school bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjutkuhl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils

I think he's ricist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falgony
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?

The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?

It makes a splash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Yellow is the loudest color
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenderlobotomy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?

Burple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzard224
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?

To keep his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benso_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What’s yellow and wears a mask?

A banana robbing a bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeFindMeGilbert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Yellow bats indeed v.redd.it/xfnnv4h3ywl11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoGuy339
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Whats red and smells like yellow paint

Red paint

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Just yellow please

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,

"Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger."

The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?"

The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, "I want this color sonny."

To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?"

"No son, I want this color."

"But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.

By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about.

The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrotalusHorridus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Do you know what you call a yellow bean?

A beannana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetMyMeat308
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What’s yellow and kills you if it gets in your eye?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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What is yellow and can fly through walls?

A magic banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pineappleinferno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator

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Dad: What’s the first letter in β€œyellow”?

Kid: Y.

Dad: Because I want to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BethJ2018
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What's yellow and kills you if you get it in your eyes?

A school bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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