Have you heard the joke about the maize farmer?
Ah, nevermind, it's pretty corny
What do you call a maize problem?
Do you want to hear a joke about maize?
No you don't, it's really corny.
Did a corn maize the other day
I felt like I was getting stalked.
It was earie.
I’m sure I’ll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.
Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?
They had suffered a corncussion
I was going to tell a joke about being lost in a maize...
I decided it was too corny though...
I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
I tried telling a joke about maize to my friend earlier today.
But I decided not to, because it was too corny.
A corn maze could just be called a Maize.
Who tells the best jokes down on the farm, Dairy farmers or Maize growers?
Maize growers - their jokes are always corn-ear.
My dad’s horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.
It was a real unique corn.
Corn-based agriculture is a-maize-ing
I told my wife she looked a-maize-ing.
She said I was just corny.
I don't understand how crossbreeding maize works
Haunted Cornfields will probably be Maize Runner themed this year
My son asked me to make a joke about totopos de maiz...
I said the joke would be too corny
My friend May owned a cornfield
Everything in it was maze
I know, it's a little corny.
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.
My dad is a corn magician
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
Why is corn a good listener?
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
What did Baby Corn say to Momma Corn?
My Yik Yak feed delivers
What do you call a cornfield labyrinth?
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
My 7-year old daughter said this one tonight during dinner. I'm so proud.
This joke may sound a little corny....
But please, lend me your ear
Wanna hear something very corny?
I came up with a corny joke last night
Why did the corn have a hard time getting home?
Because it was a maize getting back
I can’t remember this comeback I heard about corn...
But I’m sure it was a-maize-zing
Lend me an ear for a corny joke.
It really a'maize'ing, because of how it pops. And at the end a kernel of truth. It's a grain.
What's a dad's favorite snack?
Why did the Corn have trouble getting home
My mother-in-law was having dinner with us, and began coughing while eating her corn on the cob. She said, "I'm choking on a kernel of corn".
I said "at least it wasn't a General of Corn". No one laughed except me.
Corn mazes should be renamed
Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
Some jokes are so corny...
...that they hurt my ear.
Others are a-maize-ingly funny.
I got lost in a cornfield
I couldn't wait to get out of the maize
My dad just said this gem
My dad and I are watching tv, when a commercial for the Maze Runner movie comes on. While half asleep, he says:
"Does it have anything to do with corn?"
Want to hear a corny joke?