My grandpa just told me a corn pun...
It's left me as a husk of a man
A corn pun
I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.
I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
I asked my son today “Why do you always sing to your corn on the cob before eating it?”
His explanation was music to my ears.
What do you call an ear of corn that gets fired from a job?
What did the ear of corn say when it's clothes fell off?
What rank did the piece of corn hold in the military?
I am not a fan of the corn maze.
I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.
Outdad my dad with this one. He messaged me today that our dog ate a packet of corn chips. I replied..
...Soon we are going to have poop corn.
And added that we might have a cereal killer living in our house.
Have you heard the NFL started selling corn at the Tampa Bay stadium?
It only costs a buck an ear.
One time on a road trip we drove through Iowa and stopped at a farm around harvest time. I tried to speak to the farmer about buying some fresh corn 🌽 but he had no time for me.
“Sorry, mister,” he said. “I’m up to my ears in work.”
Last night I stepped on a corn flake..
My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer 🙄
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
What do Mexicans call a raffle for corn?
How much do pirates pay for corn?
What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
What did the corn chips say to the thief?
I’m in Tampa bay right now and they’re selling corn on the cob...
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
Corn
So I went to the farmers market the other day and I saw pirate selling whole corn on the cob... I asked him “how much is your corn?”
He replied “A buccaneer!”
Why don’t blueberries want to be planted next to the corn?
Because the corn was a stalker.
They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.
The nurse was eating a corn
The physician was eating a comd
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
What is corn’s favorite holiday?
My dad is a corn magician
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
Did a corn maize the other day
I felt like I was getting stalked.
It was earie.
I’m sure I’ll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just gets cornea and cornea
My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
Did you hear about the new corn maze the pumpkin patch?
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
I've never been a fan of corn fields.
Something about them is just earie.
I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out “well I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said “Nonsense! It’s on the cob!”
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
Last night I stepped on a corn flake
My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer 🙄
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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