My grandpa just told me a corn pun...

It's left me as a husk of a man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChickenGoesRyu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A corn pun

I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.

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I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gigamore412
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I asked my son today β€œWhy do you always sing to your corn on the cob before eating it?”

His explanation was music to my ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fordskis
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What do you call an ear of corn that gets fired from a job?

Canned corn!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb1216
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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What did the ear of corn say when it's clothes fell off?

Ah shucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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What rank did the piece of corn hold in the military?

Kernel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acdc36
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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I am not a fan of the corn maze.

I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Outdad my dad with this one. He messaged me today that our dog ate a packet of corn chips. I replied..

...Soon we are going to have poop corn.

And added that we might have a cereal killer living in our house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DitMasterGoGo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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Have you heard the NFL started selling corn at the Tampa Bay stadium?

It only costs a buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvalonBeck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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One time on a road trip we drove through Iowa and stopped at a farm around harvest time. I tried to speak to the farmer about buying some fresh corn 🌽 but he had no time for me.

β€œSorry, mister,” he said. β€œI’m up to my ears in work.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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Last night I stepped on a corn flake..

My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosandcolors
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bicster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...

Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...

...I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cognimaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What do Mexicans call a raffle for corn?

EloterΓ­a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerSHAK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Where is corn sold?

The Stalk Market

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broke_Gam3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What did the corn chips say to the thief?

That's nacho cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hammyhampton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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I’m in Tampa bay right now and they’re selling corn on the cob...

Buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonficshawn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...

Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketCornbread
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Corn

So I went to the farmers market the other day and I saw pirate selling whole corn on the cob... I asked him β€œhow much is your corn?”

He replied β€œA buccaneer!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxrox2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Why don’t blueberries want to be planted next to the corn?

Because the corn was a stalker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollywoodhank
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.

Only a...buck an ear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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A uni corn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noorhaider97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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The nurse was eating a corn

The physician was eating a comd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luispe94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.

Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What is corn’s favorite holiday?

New Ear's Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red8user
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My dad is a corn magician

His act is a-maize-ing

It really pops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Did a corn maize the other day

I felt like I was getting stalked.

It was earie.

I’m sure I’ll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Hear about the pirate selling corn?

They said it was a Buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMick420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...

But it just gets cornea and cornea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datgaminghuman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast

But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Z_513
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Corn on a Cobb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brief_velkoz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Did you hear about the new corn maze the pumpkin patch?

All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I've never been a fan of corn fields.

Something about them is just earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schneef_Jerky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year

Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out β€œwell I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said β€œNonsense! It’s on the cob!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durian-Shot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I once got lost in a corn field

It was an a-maize-ing experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Last night I stepped on a corn flake

My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosandcolors
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...

...I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cognimaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ivy_ally
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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