My grandpa just told me a corn pun...

It's left me as a husk of a man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChickenGoesRyu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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A corn pun

I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gigamore412
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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A uni corn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noorhaider97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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Corn on a Cobb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brief_velkoz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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What did the baby corn say to mama corn ?

Where's pop corn ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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What did one baby corn say to the other baby corn?

Where's pop corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.

They’re cornfidential

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeepenTeepen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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I once got lost in a corn field

It was an a-maize-ing experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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Why is corn a good listener?

Because it’s all ears!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maturoo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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How much does pirate corn cost?

A Buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWGI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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What did the baby corn say to mama corn?

Where’s my pop corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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How to pirates pay for corn?

A Buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanefoot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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Corn is such a good friend to talk to

They’re all ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sakins1228
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?

For his dedication to world hominy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatjamoco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...

...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmcduff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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If you take grain to a granary, where do you take corn?

A coronary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I recently gave a large sum of money to a corn farmer

It was a major stalk investment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tim_the_Tool_Man
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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I just visited a corn field...

It was amazing!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dosafan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean

Now they're all C foods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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What did baby corn say to mama corn?

β€œWhere is popcorn?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bliizzyondekk1
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Some corn fell out of the grocery bag today. I told them to come back...

But it fell on deaf ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayaman22
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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2 Corn Cobs saw each other naked

They were shucked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlayCC
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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It’s a CORN DOG!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackyRoss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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What did Baby Corn say to his mom?

Where’s pop corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewilsey
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ihaveaboot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Went through a corn maze today and didn't like it...

Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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My wife came back from the store today wearing a shirt with stalks of corn on it.

I asked her if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from across the street. Her ears are brand new!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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How could you tell the corn was upset?

He had a cob on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Want to hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, you wouldn’t like it; too corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluemonkeymax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Dad: hey son what’s corn’s favorite salad?

Dad: a cob salad!

Son: dad, quit it with the corny jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkards97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Dr Seuss was recently convicted for shoving a man on to a mountain of corn, and stomping him to death, then shooting him twice, all while wearing women’s clothes.

sadly this is the 3rd case this week of a pop pop crop-top crop top pop hop

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What did the eggs say to the corn flakes?

Why so cereals?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What sort of corn is sold at student unions?

Uni-corn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Corn dog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmic-chungus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Pirates get a special price for corn.

They only pay a buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What do you call a corn cob with only one kernel? /r/Jokes/comments/fm1mmc/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/king_morbid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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My older kid likes to eat frozen corn for a snack

But he is being rationed to one bowl a day right now and he already had his today. So when he asked me for more just now, I told him he couldn't because he's on cornantine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proscriptus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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What area of a cornfield yields the most corn?

The Corner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaynesky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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TIL that deposits of hard dried skin are called corns

This means the layers of skin I pull off of those areas are corn flakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basmith0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn

A punicorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hooterscadoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla

To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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One ear of corn says to the other, β€œI think I have a stalker.”

The other corn replies, β€œThats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, β€œNo, too husky!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybejaeby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Who wants some sexy pop corns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f3derico
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What do you call a single kernel on a corn cob?

A unicorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakecupbake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titi415
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Why can't you tell a secret in a corn maze?

Because the walls have ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeppermintBiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field...

But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Smile
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I over did my corn flakes...

Now I have popcorn flakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Starnes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call a dog made of corn?

cornbred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTechnicDragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What did the corn farmer say to his therapist?

An ear full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/studiolxv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call corn in the military?

Kernel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Longjumping_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A Buck-n-ear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did the Corn have trouble getting home

He got stuck in a Maize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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How much does a corn flake weigh?

1 Kelloggram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I can’t remember this comeback I heard about corn...

But I’m sure it was a-maize-zing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetaphoricLee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Awe shucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cplaprade
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Corn Dog (courtesy of the Vsauce Instagram)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrontEast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I got arrested for the way I eat corn.

They charged me with a salt and buttery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why can you buy corn at KFC?

Because of the Kernel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apex024
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did son corn say to mom corn?

Where’s pop corn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_WillNE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads

They were really corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoodiededumdum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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How much does a pirate charge for corn?

A buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Watching Children of the Corn...

I bet the highest ranking military official is a kernel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/islandjustice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.

They do their best to navigate that maize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobiam232
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.

She is a unicorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heressentialhand
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*

Me; "What are you wearing??" Dad; "its my crop top"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I eat a ton of corn everyday.

I guess that makes me a cornivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azikiro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What does the baby corn call his dad?

Pop corn

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

β€œAw, shucks.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYonko27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Corn mazes should be renamed

Maize mazes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexrazz93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What does a baby corn call its dad?

Popcorn.

(Credit goes to Puppy Dog Pals I watched with my daughter today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funrunner16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What is the most Halal way to eat corn?

Corn on The Ka’aba.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchOfAce
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Corn it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skelopun
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Don't tell secrets in corn fields.

Too many ears around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why is corn popular around Halloween?

Because it’s so earie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What did Baby Corn say to Momma Corn?

Where's Pop Corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomMonster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?

They believed in Fritos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melatonin17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?

Because of his dedication to world hominy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatjamoco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What did baby corn say to Mama corn?

Where's Popcorn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My wife came back from the store today wearing a shirt with stalks of corn on it.

I asked her if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from across the street. Her ears are brand new!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemarkableMoose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What did the baby corn call his dad?

Popcorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatponygirl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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