My grandpa just told me a corn pun...
It's left me as a husk of a man
A corn pun
I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.
I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
What did the baby corn say to mama corn ?
What did one baby corn say to the other baby corn?
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
Why is corn a good listener?
How much does pirate corn cost?
What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
How to pirates pay for corn?
Corn is such a good friend to talk to
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
If you take grain to a granary, where do you take corn?
I recently gave a large sum of money to a corn farmer
It was a major stalk investment
I just visited a corn field...
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Some corn fell out of the grocery bag today. I told them to come back...
But it fell on deaf ears.
2 Corn Cobs saw each other naked
What did Baby Corn say to his mom?
How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?
Went through a corn maze today and didn't like it...
Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.
My wife came back from the store today wearing a shirt with stalks of corn on it.
I asked her if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from across the street. Her ears are brand new!
How could you tell the corn was upset?
Want to hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, you wouldn’t like it; too corny.
Dad: hey son what’s corn’s favorite salad?
Dad: a cob salad!
Son: dad, quit it with the corny jokes.
Dr Seuss was recently convicted for shoving a man on to a mountain of corn, and stomping him to death, then shooting him twice, all while wearing women’s clothes.
sadly this is the 3rd case this week of a pop pop crop-top crop top pop hop
What did the eggs say to the corn flakes?
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
Pirates get a special price for corn.
They only pay a buccaneer.
My older kid likes to eat frozen corn for a snack
But he is being rationed to one bowl a day right now and he already had his today. So when he asked me for more just now, I told him he couldn't because he's on cornantine.
What area of a cornfield yields the most corn?
TIL that deposits of hard dried skin are called corns
This means the layers of skin I pull off of those areas are corn flakes
What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn
I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla
To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?”
The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
Who wants some sexy pop corns?
What do you call a single kernel on a corn cob?
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Why can't you tell a secret in a corn maze?
Because the walls have ears.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field...
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I over did my corn flakes...
Now I have popcorn flakes.
What do you call a dog made of corn?
What did the corn farmer say to his therapist?
I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...
What do you call corn in the military?
How much do pirates pay for corn?
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
Why did the Corn have trouble getting home
How much does a corn flake weigh?
I can’t remember this comeback I heard about corn...
But I’m sure it was a-maize-zing
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Corn Dog (courtesy of the Vsauce Instagram)
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why can you buy corn at KFC?
What did son corn say to mom corn?
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
What do you call corn that joins the army?
How much does a pirate charge for corn?
Watching Children of the Corn...
I bet the highest ranking military official is a kernel.
Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn
Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*
Me; "What are you wearing??"
Dad; "its my crop top"
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What does the baby corn call his dad?
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Corn mazes should be renamed
What does a baby corn call its dad?
Popcorn.
(Credit goes to Puppy Dog Pals I watched with my daughter today)
What is the most Halal way to eat corn?
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
What did Baby Corn say to Momma Corn?
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because of his dedication to world hominy.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
My wife came back from the store today wearing a shirt with stalks of corn on it.
I asked her if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from across the street. Her ears are brand new!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
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