My grandpa just told me a corn pun...
It's left me as a husk of a man
A corn pun
I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.
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I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
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︎ Apr 12 2019
What did the baby corn say to mama corn ?
What did one baby corn say to the other baby corn?
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, donβt go snooping through their secret files.
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
Why is corn a good listener?
How much does pirate corn cost?
What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
How to pirates pay for corn?
Corn is such a good friend to talk to
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
If you take grain to a granary, where do you take corn?
I recently gave a large sum of money to a corn farmer
It was a major stalk investment
I just visited a corn field...
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Some corn fell out of the grocery bag today. I told them to come back...
But it fell on deaf ears.
2 Corn Cobs saw each other naked
What did Baby Corn say to his mom?
How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?
Went through a corn maze today and didn't like it...
Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.
My wife came back from the store today wearing a shirt with stalks of corn on it.
I asked her if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from across the street. Her ears are brand new!
How could you tell the corn was upset?
Want to hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, you wouldnβt like it; too corny.
Dad: hey son whatβs cornβs favorite salad?
Dad: a cob salad!
Son: dad, quit it with the corny jokes.
Dr Seuss was recently convicted for shoving a man on to a mountain of corn, and stomping him to death, then shooting him twice, all while wearing womenβs clothes.
sadly this is the 3rd case this week of a pop pop crop-top crop top pop hop
What did the eggs say to the corn flakes?
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
Pirates get a special price for corn.
They only pay a buccaneer.
My older kid likes to eat frozen corn for a snack
But he is being rationed to one bowl a day right now and he already had his today. So when he asked me for more just now, I told him he couldn't because he's on cornantine.
What area of a cornfield yields the most corn?
TIL that deposits of hard dried skin are called corns
This means the layers of skin I pull off of those areas are corn flakes
What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn
I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla
To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it
One ear of corn says to the other, βI think I have a stalker.β
The other corn replies, βThats amaizing! Is he cute?β
The ear replies, βNo, too husky!β
Who wants some sexy pop corns?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
What do you call a single kernel on a corn cob?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Why can't you tell a secret in a corn maze?
Because the walls have ears.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field...
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I over did my corn flakes...
Now I have popcorn flakes.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call a dog made of corn?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What did the corn farmer say to his therapist?
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︎ Oct 08 2019
I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...
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︎ Dec 19 2019
What do you call corn in the military?
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︎ Aug 31 2019
How much do pirates pay for corn?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why did the Corn have trouble getting home
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︎ Nov 27 2019
How much does a corn flake weigh?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I canβt remember this comeback I heard about corn...
But Iβm sure it was a-maize-zing
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︎ Sep 03 2019
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Corn Dog (courtesy of the Vsauce Instagram)
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Why can you buy corn at KFC?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What did son corn say to mom corn?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Thereβs this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What do you call corn that joins the army?
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︎ Nov 06 2019
How much does a pirate charge for corn?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Watching Children of the Corn...
I bet the highest ranking military official is a kernel.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*
Me; "What are you wearing??"
Dad; "its my crop top"
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︎ May 19 2019
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
What does the baby corn call his dad?
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︎ Sep 26 2019
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Corn mazes should be renamed
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What does a baby corn call its dad?
Popcorn.
(Credit goes to Puppy Dog Pals I watched with my daughter today)
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What is the most Halal way to eat corn?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Corn it
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︎ May 11 2019
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
What did Baby Corn say to Momma Corn?
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Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
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Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because of his dedication to world hominy.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
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︎ Oct 01 2019
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
My wife came back from the store today wearing a shirt with stalks of corn on it.
I asked her if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from across the street. Her ears are brand new!
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What did the baby corn call his dad?
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