My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected

Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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What do you call a malfunctioning grain elevator?

An agri-vator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?

Shredded Wheat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonyTrinitrons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call it when a grain of sand loses its trane of thought?

A grain-fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerWorshippers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was gonna make a joke about grains

But it was a little corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batatassada567
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Son, take the bible with a grain of salt...

... hence, don't take it as gospel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhiskyBear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Me and a couple of friends are arguing how to get out of the grain silo.

We're all in the same oat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodsdans
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The neighbour's sheep failed to break into the grain shed.

There was no battering ram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXSparklePonyXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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How to grain your dragon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTT_2k3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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If you take grain to a granary, where do you take corn?

A coronary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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How many grains of salt are in a salt shaker.

A Lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astronaut12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I found a typo on a bag of grains

It was spelt incorrectly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmokeRingHalo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Going against the grain here

Chinese takeout: $15.00
Gas to get there: $1.50

Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes...

Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLZ_ent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a semi driver rocking out to 80s music while carrying a load of grain?

Haulin’ Oats... πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ I’ll show myself to the door. -dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call a whole grain that’s zero calories but is rarely used?

Weird flax but 0k

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaywalkerr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse-grain pepper?

He hates it when it's high ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What does the farmer say when he sees his grain has caught fire?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/diblly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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Every loaf of bread is a tragic reminder of what can happen to grain

if it doesn't become whiskey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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The paper this was printed on has a purple grain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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A bunch of grains got together to protest.

It was a real rye-ot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelionmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain

I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinappleGecko
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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You guys hear about that grain farmer?

He could barley wheat for his crops to come in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokpsy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What did the farmer say when his grains were harvested?

Sweet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslayer2689
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I build factories where grain is grinded into flour. You might think my job isn't lucrative.

But this year I made one mill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodreids
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?

Weed fed beef... High Steaks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chefboyclakie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I buddy of mine gave me some flour made from ancient grains. Now I swap small bags of it for baked goods.

I get pie with a little spelt from my friends!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/double_peaks_jj
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Lots of people are farming wheat and other grains nowadays...

But I have barley any.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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You should always take restaurant suggestions with at least a grain of salt, just in case they don't turn out.

Makes it taste better either way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julianfri
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Where do Greek chicken farmers throw their grain?

At hens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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What was the grain truckers favorite band?

Haulin' oats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neutral_cadence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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What did the the grain of sand say after it made it's way out of the oyster?

Whew! I'm nacred...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orthoprosthetist
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?

Aloof of bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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What do you call an Australian that will only eat short-grain rice?

A rice-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Random_Username_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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So a microbiologist walks into a feed-and-grain store…

And asks, "Eukaryotes?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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Why is grain such a drama queen?

Because it does everything with a flour-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebohrer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who died in a grain silo?

He couldn't find a corner to piss in...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimbusdimbus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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I tried to take everything with a grain of salt...

But my doctor told me to cut back on the sodium!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sforwood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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I work at a grain elevator and fertilizer plant, dad joked my wife.

Wife: How's the market today?

Me: Grain is up in rows, livestock is outstanding in the field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimrob4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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