How many grains of salt are in a salt shaker.
I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.
I found a typo on a bag of grains
It was spelt incorrectly.
Going against the grain here
Chinese takeout: $15.00
Gas to get there: $1.50
Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes...
What do you call a whole grain that’s zero calories but is rarely used?
What do you call a semi driver rocking out to 80s music while carrying a load of grain?
I’ll show myself to the door.
Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse-grain pepper?
He hates it when it's high ground.
Every loaf of bread is a tragic reminder of what can happen to grain
if it doesn't become whiskey.
The paper this was printed on has a purple grain
What does the farmer say when he sees his grain has caught fire?
A bunch of grains got together to protest.
Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?
Weed fed beef...
What did the farmer say when his grains were harvested?
I build factories where grain is grinded into flour. You might think my job isn't lucrative.
But this year I made one mill.
If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
You guys hear about that grain farmer?
He could barley wheat for his crops to come in.
Lots of people are farming wheat and other grains nowadays...
You should always take restaurant suggestions with at least a grain of salt, just in case they don't turn out.
Makes it taste better either way!
Where do Greek chicken farmers throw their grain?
What was the grain truckers favorite band?
What did the the grain of sand say after it made it's way out of the oyster?
What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?
What do you call an Australian that will only eat short-grain rice?
Why is grain such a drama queen?
Because it does everything with a flour-ish
So a microbiologist walks into a feed-and-grain store…
Did you hear about the guy who died in a grain silo?
He couldn't find a corner to piss in...
I tried to take everything with a grain of salt...
But my doctor told me to cut back on the sodium!
I work at a grain elevator and fertilizer plant, dad joked my wife.
Wife: How's the market today?
Me: Grain is up in rows, livestock is outstanding in the field.