What do you call a soybean's mother?
Eda-mommy.
I like soybeans so much, I convinced my wife to name our daughter Etta.
That way I could be married to edamame.
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
A Father notices his daughter eating Edamame.
Dad: What are you eating?
Girl: Edamame
Dad: Eddie... what?
Girl: Soybeans
Dad: Hola Beans! Soy Dad
...lo siento.
A matter of Classification
Girlfriend: Are soybeans a vegetable or a legume?
Me: Never legume. It makes a leg out of you and me.
Overheard this one in the elevator at work
I got into the elevator and two guys were talking and one says to the other "Did you know that soybeans are just mexican beans trying to introduce themselves?". The other guy gave him a deadpan look, I started laughing like an idiot.
