Soy Sauce Puns

I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."

Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

Boyfriend: Oh, sure! Kikkoman when he’s down!

It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down

Oh. Pardon my salty language.

That's wong no matter how you slice it.

I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"

They really know how to Kikkoman when he's down.

"Hi sauce, soy dad"

She was pretty salty about it...

Oh i see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?

We ordered a beef dish cooked with soy sauce and sugar.

My son took a bite and decided he doesn’t like it. He spit it out and said: “That tastes terrible! Yuck!”

I said: “You can even call it terri-yucky”

Dad: would you like anything with your sushi?

Son: soy sauce

Dad: Hola sauce, soy dad

Three food items are having a conversation at a bar.

The first one says "Soy milk."

The second one says "Hola! Soy sauce."

The third one says "Hola, mis amigos! Soy beans."

I was asking my wife the ingredients to the chicken she made for dinner. She started listing ingredients "honey dijon mustard, soy sauce, tarragon, ginger, red pepper flakes.." I stopped her and asked "do we have any more tarragon?". Saddened, she replied "no I threw it all away." I then cracked a smirk knowing my set up worked completely as planned and said "so, now it's all... tarra-gone?" I burst into laughter. My wife said the only thing she ever says to me after I tell her one of my brilliant jokes.. "I hate you.".. brings joy to my heart every time I hear it.

Hola sauce, soy Dad

Hola Sauce, soy papá

Mucho gusto, Sauce. Soy Dad.

Dad: son, what did you just put on your rice?

Son: soy sauce

Dad: hola, Sauce! Soy Papa!

Me: Reading food labels "Soy sauce."

Dad: "Hola sauce. Soy Padre."