I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."
Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.
Never Kikkoman in the balls.
Boyfriend: Oh, sure! Kikkoman when he’s down!
It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down
That's wong no matter how you slice it.
I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"
They really know how to Kikkoman when he's down.
"Hi sauce, soy dad"
She was pretty salty about it...
Oh i see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?
We ordered a beef dish cooked with soy sauce and sugar.
My son took a bite and decided he doesn’t like it. He spit it out and said: “That tastes terrible! Yuck!”
I said: “You can even call it terri-yucky”
Dad: would you like anything with your sushi?
Son: soy sauce
Dad: Hola sauce, soy dad
Three food items are having a conversation at a bar.
The first one says "Soy milk."
The second one says "Hola! Soy sauce."
The third one says "Hola, mis amigos! Soy beans."
I was asking my wife the ingredients to the chicken she made for dinner. She started listing ingredients "honey dijon mustard, soy sauce, tarragon, ginger, red pepper flakes.." I stopped her and asked "do we have any more tarragon?". Saddened, she replied "no I threw it all away." I then cracked a smirk knowing my set up worked completely as planned and said "so, now it's all... tarra-gone?" I burst into laughter. My wife said the only thing she ever says to me after I tell her one of my brilliant jokes.. "I hate you.".. brings joy to my heart every time I hear it.
Dad: son, what did you just put on your rice?
Son: soy sauce
Dad: hola, Sauce! Soy Papa!