Pesto Puns

I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

It depennes on your taste

but doesn't like the sauce, so he shouts "Pesto chango!"

Pesto:)

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

I want to make pesto but I’m running out of thyme.

It’s being such a pesto.

Stop pesto-ing me!

We did not build our garden fence high enough, and deer came in to eat our basil.

They did not return for our garlic, so we felt no need to call pesto control.

Pesto-bismol

Manicotti fever and penne just pasta way.

Pesto wishes to his family.

Waitress: "and what kind of sauce would you like?" Me: "I'll take the Alfredo, because I'm Alfredo the pesto!" -big grin-

Waitress was not impressed. Everyone else just glared.

Got some awesome home-made pesto from my parents. They'd been at it for a few hours before I got there from work, just in time help pluck the last batch of basil and get some to eat. Tell my sister she should charge my mom $1 an hour for her help in making the pesto.

Dad pipes in with "Good thing it wasn't corn, or you'd owe her a buck-an-ear".

My dad told me to not let the cat eat the leftover pasta, I said that cats don't like pasta, or pesto sauce..

He replied with "I bet she would, I wouldn't put it past her."

All I can think of are "dressed to impesto" and "Jacque Pesto", "stop pestoing me"... it's for a pizza