I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....

I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What is the best pasta for pesto sauce?

It depennes on your taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaitM8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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A magician is eating in an Italian restaurant

but doesn't like the sauce, so he shouts "Pesto chango!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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What do Italians brush their teeth with?

Pesto:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iruny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avianthon
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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My fresh herbs will go bad soon

I want to make pesto but I’m running out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/animel4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I started a garden and the basil is refusing to grow.

It’s being such a pesto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyClay1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What did the basil say to the chef?

Stop pesto-ing me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenxnugg
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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The white-tailed deer: forest vermin.

We did not build our garden fence high enough, and deer came in to eat our basil.

They did not return for our garlic, so we felt no need to call pesto control.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What do you give pasta when it is sick?

Pesto-bismol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lasagna_banagna
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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My good friend Chef Lombardi died the other day

Manicotti fever and penne just pasta way.

Pesto wishes to his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheggg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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While ordering pasta

Waitress: "and what kind of sauce would you like?" Me: "I'll take the Alfredo, because I'm Alfredo the pesto!" -big grin-

Waitress was not impressed. Everyone else just glared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBTeacup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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Pirates are in the playoffs!

Got some awesome home-made pesto from my parents. They'd been at it for a few hours before I got there from work, just in time help pluck the last batch of basil and get some to eat. Tell my sister she should charge my mom $1 an hour for her help in making the pesto.

Dad pipes in with "Good thing it wasn't corn, or you'd owe her a buck-an-ear".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Acula_PhD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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Dadjoked after dinner.

My dad told me to not let the cat eat the leftover pasta, I said that cats don't like pasta, or pesto sauce..

He replied with "I bet she would, I wouldn't put it past her."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oysterchild
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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I need pesto puns

All I can think of are "dressed to impesto" and "Jacque Pesto", "stop pestoing me"... it's for a pizza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PizzaCatSupreme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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