What do you order when you don’t want to share your food?

Nachos.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ May 05 2021
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A joke about soup

My mom had made Minestrone but didn't have any tomatoes. My family is hispanic so this happened in spanish.

Mom: There were no tomatoes, i had to improvise.

Me: Oh that's what's missing.

Dad: So it's "Tu"nestrone, not Minestrone hee hee

"Tu" is "your" in spanish, "Mi" is "mine"

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👤︎ u/NotRefuse
📅︎ Dec 14 2014
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