14 Hilarious Miso Puns - Punstoppable 😜

Me, at the sushi place, after ordering miso soup:

"me so happy having this soup..." an awkward silence followed by a terrifying realisation: "apparently i'm ready to be a dad..."

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👤︎ u/tallpilot

📅︎ Apr 06 2018

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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It turns into a laughing stock

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👤︎ u/ScatteredPayback

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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Which genies are the most sexist ones?

Miso-gyny

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👤︎ u/sherlockOnDrugs

📅︎ Oct 05 2020

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I used to work at a soup place where I'd start every interaction

"Chowder you guys doing today? Miso sorry for the puns, what can I get ‎phở you, brother?"

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👤︎ u/iiWizrius

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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Me so tasty

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👤︎ u/CuteHalfling

📅︎ Dec 29 2018

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I was rubbing a lamp containing fermented soya beans and suddenly a mythical creature popped up and started making sexist remarks against women.

Miso-Genie.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Sep 16 2019

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Which is the most self-aware of the soups?

'Miso soup!'

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👤︎ u/Is_Actually_God

📅︎ May 15 2019

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What's Jar Jar Binks' favorite soup?

Miso soup

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👤︎ u/Deleberis

📅︎ Aug 21 2018

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Sushi

For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.

"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"

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👤︎ u/Chivoney

📅︎ Apr 18 2016

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What did the waiter at the Japanese restaurant say to the guest when he accidentally served the wrong soup?

Miso sorry.

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👤︎ u/eldowns

📅︎ Aug 19 2017

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What did the Japanese rose say to the American soldier when they met in Vietnam?

Miso Thorny

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👤︎ u/spacecadet24

📅︎ Aug 23 2017

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My Dad and his debut on DadJokes.

So my girlfriend and I got in my dads Subaru and started it up. We paused and noticing everyone smelled something I chimed up. "It smells kinda like miso soup in here." Girlfriend agreed and my dad looked at me puzzled and then changed expressions before saying, "oh yeah, that's my new cologne. It's a rare line of perfume called Me So Sexy."

I wanted to shake my head in shame but I laughed my ass off.

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👤︎ u/LordDestrus

📅︎ Jul 10 2016

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Made my dad proud tonight

We went to a hibachi place for dinner and i ordered miso soup as part of my appetizer.

Mom: Why did you get soup? You know this meal is going to fill you up.

Me: Well, i guess because miso hungry.

My dad did the "not bad" face to me

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👤︎ u/mrjanuary

📅︎ Mar 10 2014

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Whats the most apologetic seasoning?

Miso soy.

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👤︎ u/headpool182

📅︎ Mar 23 2014

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