A soup pun
I ordered a quart of matzoh ball soup from the restaurant across the street. They usually put two matzoh balls per order, but I asked if I could have a third. The guy on the phone said he'd try to fit the extra one in.
When I went to pick up the soup, I asked the guy if he was able to get the third one in the container, and he said "Yup, the ball's in your quart now".
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︎ Dec 05 2014
Why shouldn't you put more than 239 beans in a soup?
Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
Soup (I know itβs from Instagram but thatβs why I kept the @ of the account in)
What font do they use for the letter noodles in Alphabet Soup?
Donβt you guys hate it when you have hare in your soup
What do you call someone who takes pictures of Vietnamese soup?
What do you call 1000kg of Chinese soup?
Iβm ready to share my Grandmaβs special Gold soup recipe: first you boil the water,
I combined vegetable and alphabet soups.
It solved my consonantpation and i had a vowel movement.
What did Snoop Dawg say when he tried the soup in Saigan?
Why do the Irish always put 239 beans in their soup?
Because anymore would be too farty.
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
"Have you heard about the Asian chef that spilled soup?"
"Yes, he burned his Japaknees,"
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I was peacefully eating my Chinese soup, until a guy came out of nowhere and flipped the bowl, spilling my soup everywhere and ruining my meal.
This was an act of wonton destruction.
I had a go at making soup for the family tonight
I had some great feedback, the kids even said it was souper good!
After eating alphabet soup....
....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
On what type of plate does Dracula get his blood soup served on?
What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?
Youβve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
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︎ Mar 13 2020
I tried to give the Uber Eats driver another tip for my Vietnamese soup.
I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
Soup
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︎ Oct 16 2020
The Soup Dragon rules!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Whatβs a soup that makes you think a lot?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Whatβs a Tauntaunβs favorite Chinese soup?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What do you call a person who made a painting with soup?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Thin soup
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︎ May 16 2020
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What do you call a soup factory run by strippers?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
How much did the soup weigh?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Did you hear about this new soup that's highly in demand?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Have you heard that there are some people who are against Vietnamese soup?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What does a duck put in itβs soup?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
The soup's gone bad.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why is haunted soup the best?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why was the soup in a good mood?
Because it felt super duper!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Iβve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
From my 8yr old: Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you canβt pee soup!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
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