A soup pun
I ordered a quart of matzoh ball soup from the restaurant across the street. They usually put two matzoh balls per order, but I asked if I could have a third. The guy on the phone said he'd try to fit the extra one in.
When I went to pick up the soup, I asked the guy if he was able to get the third one in the container, and he said "Yup, the ball's in your quart now".
There a hair in my soup
Waiter: hi what can i get you?
Dad: ill have the rabbit stew
Waiter: only if you promise not to say"theres a hare in my soup"
Dad: ill have the chicken then
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
What’s a Tauntaun’s favorite Chinese soup?
What do you call a person who made a painting with soup?
How much did the soup weigh?
Have you heard that there are some people who are against Vietnamese soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s a soup that makes you think a lot?
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
Did you hear about this new soup that's highly in demand?
Why was the soup in a good mood?
Because it felt super duper!
Why is haunted soup the best?
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
Because one more would be too farty.
I was at a restaurant the other day and ordered the Oasis soup because
What does a duck put in it’s soup?
What do you call a soup factory run by strippers?
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...
Because I found Himalayan on the road.
What do you call Vietnamese soup that is really, really good?
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
When I was little my parents always have me alphabet soup claiming that I liked it but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth
Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
My parents would always feed me alphabet soup when I was younger and they’d insist that I liked it
But I didn’t! All they were doing was putting words in my mouth!
How do you make golden soup?
How do you make trash soup?
What’s the opposite of soup?
I seen my father pouring chicken soup over his compost yesterday
I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil
What is the most acidic soup?
If I want to make Escargot and turtle soup for dinner....
Do I need to use a slow cooker?
A waitress asked me: “Soup or salad?”
I said just a regular salad would be fine
I have a can of soup. CAN I open it
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it, but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth.