A soup pun

I ordered a quart of matzoh ball soup from the restaurant across the street. They usually put two matzoh balls per order, but I asked if I could have a third. The guy on the phone said he'd try to fit the extra one in.

When I went to pick up the soup, I asked the guy if he was able to get the third one in the container, and he said "Yup, the ball's in your quart now".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadCorey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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There a hair in my soup

Waiter: hi what can i get you? Dad: ill have the rabbit stew Waiter: only if you promise not to say"theres a hare in my soup" Dad: ill have the chicken then

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_gamer69420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks

I want to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?

Letter rip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...

I call it LETTER RIP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1krampus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.

I call it Letter Rip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What’s a Tauntaun’s favorite Chinese soup?

WaunTaun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call a person who made a painting with soup?

Stewart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/presuire45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The Soup Dragon rules!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Soup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How much did the soup weigh?

Won ton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaymaybeso
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Have you heard that there are some people who are against Vietnamese soup?

anti-phở

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratojr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What’s a soup that makes you think a lot?

Stew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangergurl666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.

I really hope he eats his words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fordskis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Did you hear about this new soup that's highly in demand?

It's always out of stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/almondjoyeee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why was the soup in a good mood?

Because it felt super duper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shotintheship
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why is haunted soup the best?

Because it's soup eerier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.

I call it "Letter Rip."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sesh458
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?

239.

Because one more would be too farty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I was at a restaurant the other day and ordered the Oasis soup because

You got a roll with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Towsey-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What does a duck put in it’s soup?

Quackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DismalSeagull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a soup factory run by strippers?

A brothel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xkelsx1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday

And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....

Times new ramen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call Vietnamese soup that is really, really good?

Pho-nomenal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?

There are so many M-pastas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?

Souper size

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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The soup's gone bad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mee-thee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Thin soup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/markrakosfalvy
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsSoperfec
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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*Snail soup*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeltedSSD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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When I was little my parents always have me alphabet soup claiming that I liked it but they were just...

...putting words in my mouth

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My parents would always feed me alphabet soup when I was younger and they’d insist that I liked it

But I didn’t! All they were doing was putting words in my mouth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemangang15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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How do you make golden soup?

You add 24 carrots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pat1122
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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How do you make trash soup?

It's easy!

Dump, stir.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicoddeffect
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What’s the opposite of soup?

Sodown

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I seen my father pouring chicken soup over his compost yesterday

I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What is the most acidic soup?

Ph0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbablyMaybeBen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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The harsh reality of soup court v.redd.it/gb9mcsnnk9a51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/observer2017
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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If I want to make Escargot and turtle soup for dinner....

Do I need to use a slow cooker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjdiver2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A waitress asked me: β€œSoup or salad?”

I said just a regular salad would be fine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayahuascafarts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I have a can of soup. CAN I open it

Yes I CAN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siriman432
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it, but they were just...

...putting words in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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