I ordered a quart of matzoh ball soup from the restaurant across the street. They usually put two matzoh balls per order, but I asked if I could have a third. The guy on the phone said he'd try to fit the extra one in.
When I went to pick up the soup, I asked the guy if he was able to get the third one in the container, and he said "Yup, the ball's in your quart now".
Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
Times New Ramen
... then add 24 carrots
It solved my consonantpation and i had a vowel movement.
Because anymore would be too farty.
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
Anyone can roast beef!
>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
"Yes, he burned his Japaknees,"
I want to be a bouillonaire.
This was an act of wonton destruction.
I had some great feedback, the kids even said it was souper good!
....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.
On a plate-let
Times new ramen!
He said to pho-get it.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
I really hope he eats his words.
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
It's always out of stock
Because it's soup eerier
Because it felt super duper!
I call it LETTER RIP
You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!
I call it Letter Rip.
Because one more would be too farty.
I call it "Letter Rip."