What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?

A Sodown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYuMum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.

Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elizaa22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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For Christmas dinner, we all had a bowl of alphabet soup.

Unfortunately, in my soup, there was Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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β€ͺWhat did my daughter say at the Vietnamese restaurant when I ordered her the 🍲 soup instead of the vermicelli bowl? ‬

β€ͺIt was a pho pa‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My son and I went to a new Vietnamese restaurant that offers herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. When they brought our order, I said…

"Look, thyme fries when you’re having pho!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.

It was a Basque bask bisque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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A Bowl of Soup

"I'd like a bowl of soup, please."

"Any sides?"

"I hope so or it'll go EVERYWHERE."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montydad5000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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Ordered some won ton soup from the Chinese last night.... The bowl was huge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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How much does a bowl of Chinese soup weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomerandzapper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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Soup
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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A woman asks her husband in the morning regarding breakfast.......

"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It must be the Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite.

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says: ""Can you now stop and get off me? I'm bloody starving!!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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A guy was watching the news and saw that a famous celebrity had died. He called his friend to let him know.

Jim: Did you hear that Reece Whats-her-name died while eating a bowl of soup?

Joe: No way! Witherspoon???

Jim: Yes, of course.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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As a chef, I often get asked questions. My friend asked me what my favourite sporting event was.

I said the Soup Herb Bowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aveonick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Every time at the same restaurant....

This actually isn't my dad, but a friend's dad. We've all gone out to eat before, and at this specific restaurant, when you order ribs, they bring you out a bowl of hot water that has a lemon in it with a towelette to clean your hands with. And they always bring it out right before the ribs. Sooooo....every single time, my friend's dad will feign surprise and let out a shocking, "What?? I didn't order lemon soup!!" very loudly. Then he just chuckles to himself.

I think he has done it to every single server multiple times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbubbamac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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Last night, at dinner in Mississippi

Last night, here in Mississippi, when I was at dinner, I encountered the strangest woman. She would sip her drink so loudly you could hear it across the room. Then when her soup came out, she brought the bowl to her mouth and took long sips. Then even when they brought out her ice cream dessert, she waited for it to melt and proceeded to sip that too!
When I watched all of this transpire, all that I could think to myself was

"Wow that Miss is sippy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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My dad= His own biggest fan

My dad saw me about to make some chicken noodle soup. Knowing I wasn't feeling well he offered to make it for me instead. I accepted his offer and sat down on the couch. Once it was done, my dad hands me a bowl of the hot soup and extends a spoon towards me. I look at the spoon but notice as I'm about to grab it, it's one of those strainer spoons, the big ones with the holes in it. I give him a dumbfounded look, and he proceeds to bust out laughing as he takes a normal spoon out from behind his back, hands it to me, and walks back to the kitchen chuckling to himself the whole way. Gotta love that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SourGrape_Snape
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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What do you want for lunch today, Rich?

This is an interact I saw today on Facebook between a friend and his dad.

Friend: What do you want for lunch today, Rich? I think I'll go for a piping hot bowl of chicken soup. Oh and if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to spill the entire container all over myself while I'm waiting in line to pay, thank you.

Dad:I guess Lunch was on you.

Ahhhhhhhh!

Friend: GODDAMMIT DAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyollydude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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I got my roommate the other day

So I was cleaning crumbs off of the counter and I was catching them in an empty bowl from a cup a soup.I told her it was a really good idea to do this because it was disposabowl.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2014
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