Puppy bowl puns
So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play “football” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as “ruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.
So I had to pack up a bowl at work today and while i was doing so i annoyed my coworkers with every bowl based pun i could think of
"Hey guys, if we put doritos in here would they have a BOWLder flavor"
"If i lost all my hair would I have gone BOWLD"
"we could fill this with rocks and call this a BOWLder"
"I really like the music of David BOWLie"
"we can slide this at some pins and call it BOWLing"
"what if we were sending this back to BOWLing green Kentucky"
"we can fill it with air and call it a BOWLoon"
"I'm just trying to fit in guys, all i wanna do is BOWLong"
"Of course i think you're telling the truth, i guess you can say I BOWLieve you"
One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.
Gonna go load this bowl....
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged down by a currant..
I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl shouldn’t be a metaphor for pooping
It should be a metaphor for constipation
The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.
Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.
I thought to myself at last a decent punchline
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
You know what they say, Margaret. "Thyme heals all wounds".
Tried this on daddit and it was not well received, got a hard eye roll and a giggle from my daughter, am I doing this right? I need some help with my leeky bowl.
I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
A cannibal was eating what appeared to be a bowl of noodles, but he said, "It's not just noodles, its...
I was at the museum and saw a painting of a bowl, with milk and some kind of food inside.
"Bowl of Chocolate Mousse" by David Gilhooly, 1989
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
For Christmas dinner, we all had a bowl of alphabet soup.
Unfortunately, in my soup, there was Noel.
My niece was talking mussels from her father's bowl and left none for him.
Me: Did you just take all of your dad's mussels?
Her, grinning: Yup!
Me: Isn't that a little shellfish?
(Explosion of laughs from the children and eye rolls from the adults)
There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?
Iron Bowl humor
Q: Did you hear that U of Alabama's library burned?
A: It's true! They lost all 3 of their coloring books!
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on campus at U of A?
A: A visitor!
Q: What do a maggot and a U of A fan have in common?
A: They can both live off a dead bear for twenty years.
Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 80,001. 1 to change the bulb, 80,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.
Q: How do you make Alabama cookies?
A: Put em in a bowl and whip em for 60 minutes.
Q: Did you hear Saban was going to dress up 20 players for the Iron Bowl?
A: The rest will have to dress themselves.
Q: Alabama is changing their mascot to the Opossums.
A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do Alabama players get on their SATs?
I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander
He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water.
A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read “Free Wi-Fi”
Whenever I’m in France I always start the day with a bowl of mushrooms...
What did my daughter say at the Vietnamese restaurant when I ordered her the 🍲 soup instead of the vermicelli bowl?
A bowl of knives is a caesar salad
If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!
My kid couldn’t reach the bowl of meat on the top drawer
Because the steaks were high.
Brother: *Eating froot loops for breakfast* Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Brother: What? Me: *chucks bowl of cereal*
So a sensei or ‘teacher’ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.
He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.
What do you call an infected bowl of cereal?
Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
I ate 15 bowls of alphabetti spaghetti yesterday
And today I've had really bad vowel movement.
I feel like I'm in a bowl of spaghetti and don't deserve to be there.
My psychiatrist says I have "inpasta syndrome"
My son and I went to a new Vietnamese restaurant that offers herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. When they brought our order, I said…
"Look, thyme fries when you’re having pho!"
What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?
a man dives in bowl of milk
Two goldfish are in a bowl, one fish turns to the other and say when do you think the food is coming? The other says...
Holy crap! A talking fish!
What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?
After all these years someone found out that my bowl of artificial fruit isn't real fruit
What do you call leftover shit stains in the toilet bowl?
My dad asked me which Super Bowl commercial I liked better, the Doritos one or the Mountain Dew one.
I told him, "It's a tie, dad"
Someone bet I couldn’t eat a bowl of spaghetti in one bite
It was my mission in pasta bowl
What do you calll a noodle in a bowl of spaghetti?
6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
I saw a baker putting a tea towel over a large bowl full of dough.
What’s he trying to prove?
What kind of bowls can people live in?
What do you call a chicken staring at a bowl of lettuce?
What do you call a bowl that you can put in the microwave?
I love to cook spaghetti, but am really bad at serving... it's a real mission in-pasta-bowl.
I really noodle get better at it.
I saw a magician who could make a bowl of tomato bisque levitate from the table.
It was a souprising experience.
If someone punches you and you block it with a bowl....
Does that mean you bowled a strike?
Did you hear the one about the game winning Super Bowl LIII touchdown?
"Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?"
"No, thanks. We'll pass."
What do you call it when you travel the speed of sound with a bowl of cheese?
Joe walked by a bowl of pretzels in a lobby and got confused whe the pretzals said "you are very good at reading" You look Nice".Joe looked confused. The nearvy receptionist said "the pretzas are complimentary."
What did the plate of lasagna say to the bowl of spaghetti?
What did the waiter say when I finished my bowl of ramen?
My daughter keeps getting mad that I use her Anna and Elsa bowl
I told her I need it to keep my ice cream Frozen^TM
A dad is cleaning the toilet bowl with his son. The son asks,
"Dad, can't you just use a toilet bowl brush?"
If you have epilepsy, don't fall into a bowl of lettuce.
You'd become a seizure salad.
Because it stabilizes your bowls!
Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
What is it called if you prefer bowls over plates
I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.
It was a Basque bask bisque.
That super bowl was so good
It was the best one I've seen all year
I had a premonition that all the plates and bowls would someday live in harmony!!
It was a dishtopian future.
Have a super Super Bowl Sunday!
Milton Jones - "My other grandfather died after falling in a bowl of fruit cake mix, sounds unlikely but you see..."
"...under the surface are very strong currants."
What did the woman say when she found her bowl of fruit salad unsatisfactory?
“This fruit salad is pear-able!”
Breaking news: A truck full of toilet bowls has been stolen from the factory carpark...
Police say they have nothing to go on
I just saw a donkey fall into a bowl of sugar.
My pops and I watched the super bowl commercials together…
We skip most of the football due to the annoying announcers, confusing rules and frequent replay delays, but I was able to come up with an answer when he asked what happens when both teams fail to score in OT.
It’s a tie, Dad.
It's the Chinese Super Bowl !
If the Super Bowl goes into overtime, does that mean…
…the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?