Puppy bowl puns

So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play β€œfootball” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as β€œruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribebro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Bowl Puns

So I had to pack up a bowl at work today and while i was doing so i annoyed my coworkers with every bowl based pun i could think of

"Hey guys, if we put doritos in here would they have a BOWLder flavor"

"If i lost all my hair would I have gone BOWLD"

"we could fill this with rocks and call this a BOWLder"

"I really like the music of David BOWLie"

"we can slide this at some pins and call it BOWLing"

"what if we were sending this back to BOWLing green Kentucky"

"we can fill it with air and call it a BOWLoon"

"I'm just trying to fit in guys, all i wanna do is BOWLong"

"Of course i think you're telling the truth, i guess you can say I BOWLieve you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatrumpet07
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My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl

...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.

Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '

Thank you for the awards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
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Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl...

I said, "I didn't know he could!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnartist81
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My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl..

I said β€œI didn’t know he could.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
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Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...

β€œDidn't even know he played cricket" I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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I was looking forward to eat my rice bowl.

But my Brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.

I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.

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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

A chicken sees-a-salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
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Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said β€œWatch out...”

β€œ...cereal killer.”

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My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast

But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.

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Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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I told my wife β€œHoney, there’s a chip in our new bowls!” She was not as impressed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kekesupreme
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What do you call a nut that fell out of your bowl and rolled under the couch?

AWOL nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nihmen
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One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops

but toucan

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I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, "Cool! I wanna watch!"

I said, "Why? You're cell phone tells time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhot_ginga
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Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
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The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?

A Sodown

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Gonna go load this bowl....
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I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbrooke
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I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!

It was assault and batter, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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Coach Butt pushed his team The Doodies into the Toilet Bowl. But, his team was playing like crap after a heavy load. And even though Coach knew his #1 was flushed, he pointed at him and said...

Urine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buschman98
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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged down by a currant..

I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
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Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl shouldn’t be a metaphor for pooping

It should be a metaphor for constipation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
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Tried this on daddit and it was not well received, got a hard eye roll and a giggle from my daughter, am I doing this right? I need some help with my leeky bowl.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theaut0maticman
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I was at the museum and saw a painting of a bowl, with milk and some kind of food inside.

It was surreal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameTheTrait
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I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.

Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.

Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.

I thought to myself at last a decent punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
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What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?

NetfLIX

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What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?

You know what they say, Margaret. "Thyme heals all wounds".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michacha123
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If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?

I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.

Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!

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"Bowl of Chocolate Mousse" by David Gilhooly, 1989
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I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl

Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
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A Dora bowl ?
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A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read β€œFree Wi-Fi”
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There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.

Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?

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Iron Bowl humor

Q: Did you hear that U of Alabama's library burned? A: It's true! They lost all 3 of their coloring books!

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on campus at U of A? A: A visitor!

Q: What do a maggot and a U of A fan have in common? A: They can both live off a dead bear for twenty years.

Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 80,001. 1 to change the bulb, 80,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.

Q: How do you make Alabama cookies? A: Put em in a bowl and whip em for 60 minutes.

Q: Did you hear Saban was going to dress up 20 players for the Iron Bowl? A: The rest will have to dress themselves.

Q: Alabama is changing their mascot to the Opossums. A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do Alabama players get on their SATs? A: Drool.

War Eagle!!!

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For Christmas dinner, we all had a bowl of alphabet soup.

Unfortunately, in my soup, there was Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
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My niece was talking mussels from her father's bowl and left none for him.

Me: Did you just take all of your dad's mussels?

Her, grinning: Yup!

Me: Isn't that a little shellfish?

(Explosion of laughs from the children and eye rolls from the adults)

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A bowl of knives is a caesar salad
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Whenever I’m in France I always start the day with a bowl of mushrooms...

Breakfast of champinions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siKing
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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