Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
What is the dish that likes using the light switch?
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
Dinner side dish
My friend invited me over for dinner and told me I had to try his mom's world renowned bacon fat fried okra. After we ate I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just mediocre.
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
When do you add herbs to your dish?
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish
The results speak for themselves
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
What is the national dish of Sweden?
Why did the dish washer cross the street?
There was a fork in the road.
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
😂
Ill see myself out now 😅
My wife asked, “Honey, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”
It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
Water and cheese used to be a popular party dish
But the cheeses kept turning the water into wine.
He can dish it out, but he can't take it 😂
I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...
"No, sir, that's un oeuf."
Today at work, I took a dish collector tub into the walk-in with me. I realized, most restaurants fridges can't even fit a car.
Yet, I just fit a bus in here.
Child: Dad, I don't think this dish is entirely edible
Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.
Thats what I call dish soap
Should put some blood in a petrie dish for testing XD
What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?
If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:
Take the bowl, buy the horns .
Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...
The results pretty much speak for themselves...
Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.
Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.
What is Shaquille O'Neil's favourite Middle Eastern dish?
What was the Neanderthals most delicious dish ?
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Or else it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.
The results speak for themselves
Justice is a dish best served cold
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.
Otherwise It Would Be Justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm, it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold ......
Because if it was served warm it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.
Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.
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