Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.

The results speak for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
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Justice is a dish best served cold

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Otherwise it would be justwater.

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Child: Dad, I don't think this dish is entirely edible

Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apothecaragorn19
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...

"No, sir, that's un oeuf."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChronologer1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?

The eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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He prolly wanted to make a dish track. v.redd.it/12huxm3n98o41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wakandaa_foreva
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What is Shaquille O'Neil's favourite Middle Eastern dish?

Shaqshouka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheckMisan
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:

Take the bowl, buy the horns .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.

I never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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He can dish it out, but he can't take it πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortilsola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What was the Neanderthals most delicious dish ?

The Savory Tooth Tiger !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliasVeturias
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Thats what I call dish soap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermantaco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.

Then it Dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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My favorite dish is Chocolat au Pain

I'm a glutton for punishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freeaboo_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/domadomdom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.

It was an elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?

Show pan.

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Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustARandomBucket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call a Petri dish of coronavirus?

A cancel culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pillbinge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Why did the chef always visit the bathroom before making his signature dish?

Because the recipe said "First, take a leek..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodyOutrageous
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...

The results pretty much speak for themselves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What's the best dish out of Kansas?

Curry on my Wayward Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pushinbombadils
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What is Flava Flav’s favorite holiday side dish?

YAMS, BOYEEEEEEE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velorouge75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Should put some blood in a petrie dish for testing XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aca6825
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Just-ice is a dish best served cold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainFinn64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do you call a Mexican octopus dish?

Tacoyaki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WenDMegs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Why were the cooks so stressed about finishing their dish?

They were running out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyctophobiac19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My girlfriend had OCD and so she likes to organize the plates by the year they were manufactured. It’s a really rare dish order.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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My favourite dish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry_marxist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Man I love this Chinese dish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jfkrj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I used to be addicted to dish soap.

I’m clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I spilled the bottle of dish soap...

Couldn't figure out how to clean up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableBrew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

^^^repostingwithpunchlineseparate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amugnai
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Ready to dish out nunishment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emersonthegreat1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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What’s a cannibals favorite Asian dish?

Raw-men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asguardia
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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You know how the dish soap Ajax got its name?

It cuts through Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What's Hitler's favorite dish?

Beans Anne Franks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arcee_Jace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it was warm it would be called JustWater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISwallowedABee
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My dad was cleaning a dish, and dropped it on the floor, shattering it.

His response?

Well at least it's partly clean!

Straight from my dad's mouth about 30s ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedXTechX
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Scientists have succeeded in growing human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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The local Italian served a great pasta dish for one cent...

I really appreciate a "penny" pasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Dr. Strange once served me a dish of eggs on several English muffins with a side of cucumber.

He called it a Benedict 'Cumber Batch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My dish at the Italian restaurant was made with fake noodles.

I shouldn't have ordered the impasta.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What's the most patriotic dish?

Chicken-Catch-a-Tory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Rinzler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What’s a cat’s favourite dish to order from Nando’s?

Purri-Purri Chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spencers_sensor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What is a young horse’s favorite side dish?

colt slaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hudsomania
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Yesterday I ordered a fish dish from our local restaurant, when my order arrived I demanded for a refund.

There was a herring it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDancing4Skin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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My friend is an egotistical chef. He’s created this new dish he’s calling his β€œopus”.

But it’s actually just mixed-up soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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I was serving my friend a roast in my tiny shoebox apartment. He boasted that he could cook the same dish in a mere two hours...

But I cooked it in a minute flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call a dish that's always thinking?

A contemplate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zatosama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is also sweet.

In other words, revenge is ice cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan_Roberts123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold because... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatphotoguy89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What do you call an Australian mammal that's been turned into a large flat dish?

A platterpus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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The cute waitress brought the main dish

She really took my bread away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geret13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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My wife dumped a bunch of canned white corn into the dish I was making.

It was an add hominy attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toastyfireplaces
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What Italian dish is always getting locked out of his house?

Gnocchi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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What's a Jedi's favorite Chinese food dish?

Padawanton Soup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarryJertheim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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My girlfriend accidentally put dish soap in the dishwasher last night

We had just finished cleaning up dinner and were watching a movie when I went into the kitchen to get dessert. The entire floor was covered in bubbles emerging from the dish washer.

I called to her and said it looked like Sud-etenland in here. She was unamused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcfinley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2016
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If vocal chords could be grown in a Petri dish,

Do you think the results would speak for themselves?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob_alob_aSqueeb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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What is Miley Cyrus favorite Thanksgiving dish?

A twerky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloepaulino
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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What is America's favourite dish?

Seconds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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What if rice pilaf was a French dish?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cg613
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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For some reason, I had to pay for my satellite dish

But the installer said it was on the house...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJCouttyboy123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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"Knock Knock" .........."Who's there?" ........."Dish"

"Dish who?"

"Dish is Sean Connery"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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Asking me to rewash a dusty dish: "Have you seen the current state of them?"

"New Jersey, just like everything else in the damn house."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnalbatross
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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What does the italian dish say when you ask it why its locked out of the house?

Gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chili_Gray
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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Demi Lovato replies with a dadjoke to this question: "What is your favourite dish?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbainHestia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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Was helping Dad with his grocery shopping, and he said he needed sausage for a dish…

…when we hit the meat and dairy section he threw both arms out wide, gesturing to the tubed meat, and asked me, "you ever sausage a place?!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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(after a giant plate of Haluski (a Czech cabbage dish)) girlfriend- "my rule tonight, you CANNOT fart in my car..."

Me- I guess you'll just have to drop me off at the gas station then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNrhinorrhea
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Justice is a dish best served cold ......

Because if it was served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.

Otherwise It Would Be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karim4501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidboy0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be JustWater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold,

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it was served warm, it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harry18k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liglogs492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it was served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sohamnshah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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