Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Because otherwise it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.

That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.

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What is the dish that likes using the light switch?

StrogONOFF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saazkwat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?

A brief Wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giraffaery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Dinner side dish

My friend invited me over for dinner and told me I had to try his mom's world renowned bacon fat fried okra. After we ate I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just mediocre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GPJoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.

I call it Letter Rip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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When do you add herbs to your dish?

When it’s thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiesG92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish

The results speak for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.

I ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What is the national dish of Sweden?

Swedish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/equiinferno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why did the dish washer cross the street?

There was a fork in the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmk100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?

~Nyaan~ bread

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Ill see myself out now πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanguis_Luppi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?

Juststeam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My wife asked, β€œHoney, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”

It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/domadomdom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...

I like to feel Joy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Or else it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergio_the_pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Water and cheese used to be a popular party dish

But the cheeses kept turning the water into wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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He can dish it out, but he can't take it πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortilsola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.

The results speak for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...

"No, sir, that's un oeuf."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChronologer1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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He prolly wanted to make a dish track. v.redd.it/12huxm3n98o41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wakandaa_foreva
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Today at work, I took a dish collector tub into the walk-in with me. I realized, most restaurants fridges can't even fit a car.

Yet, I just fit a bus in here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Child: Dad, I don't think this dish is entirely edible

Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apothecaragorn19
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Thats what I call dish soap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermantaco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Should put some blood in a petrie dish for testing XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?

The eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:

Take the bowl, buy the horns .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustARandomBucket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...

The results pretty much speak for themselves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.

Then it Dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.

I never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliasVeturias
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What is Shaquille O'Neil's favourite Middle Eastern dish?

Shaqshouka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheckMisan
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What was the Neanderthals most delicious dish ?

The Savory Tooth Tiger !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Because if it were served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onion-volcano
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Otherwise it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.

Otherwise It Would Be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold ......

Because if it was served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidboy0
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