Sorry that this isn't a joke itself but my pizza place is making a newsletter and I need to come up with a punny name for it. So far the front runner is MozzarelLA Times
...but they were too cheesy.
I consider it an act of abnegation.
Nah it’s too cheesy
I can’t deal with strained tomatoes
"Make me one with everything."
edit: cant edit title for grammar :(
I kneaded the dough.
It cuts like a knife.
The food court served them.
After the order, they were returned to their respective tables.
Should have used aloha temperature.
My son made that one up. Proud poppa here!
....would all the othersfall in succession?
it’s way too cheesy
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
He ate it before it was cool
It was in a really crappy mood.
He was a Personal Pan.
Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.
He was kneading the dough.
They knead the dough.
No dough and lots of cheese.
Sorry, wrong sub.
"You're a pizza sheet"
Me: do you want ranch or blue cheese? 3yr old: ranch is for horses
Little guy Caught me off guard lol
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
...should have put it on aloha setting.
Guess we knead the dough
I'll call it Little Seizures.
"6 please. I could never eat 12."
If one store goes down, they will all go down.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
It cuts like a knife.
Nevermind, it's to cheesy.
But it's just too cheesy.
A monk goes into pizza shop and says “Can you make me one with everything”