Pizza Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayush585
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Pizza Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguyfrominternet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Cheesy pizza puns needed for pizza shop with hidden cocktail bar out the back imgur.com/aROdppY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naturalyogurt
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Need help coming up with a pizza pun

Sorry that this isn't a joke itself but my pizza place is making a newsletter and I need to come up with a punny name for it. So far the front runner is MozzarelLA Times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oh_no_its_shawn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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My coworker told me some pizza puns...

...but they were too cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikeru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2016
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After doing my morning crunches, I ate an entire pizza.

I consider it an act of abnegation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMacAttack14
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Want to hear a joke about a pizza

Nah it’s too cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Brick oven pizza!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedstoneRelic
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Making Pizza Sauce makes me nervous...

I can’t deal with strained tomatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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The 14th Dali Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...

"Make me one with everything."

edit: cant edit title for grammar :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TankSmuggler
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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When I was younger I had to work in a cheap pizza shop to get by.

I kneaded the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgfum
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What does pizza become after you eat it?

A pizza shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seadal611
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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A burger and a pizza were terribly fighting in a mall.

The food court served them.

After the order, they were returned to their respective tables.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
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What a pizza work!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitestocker372
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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I accidentally burned my Hawaiian pizza.

Should have used aloha temperature.

My son made that one up. Proud poppa here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juevolitos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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If one of Domino's pizza shop collapses....

....would all the othersfall in succession?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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What do you call pizza rolls on cooked bread?

Tostitoast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I know a good one joke pizza but I hate to tell it

it’s way too cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...

Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What do you call a bad pizza?

A pizza shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_is_hoomin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on a piece of pizza?

He ate it before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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What type of person doesn't like pizza?

A weirdough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunkHaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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My pizza came back to haunt me from beyond the digestive system.

It was in a really crappy mood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex_of_Bree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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A musical demon delivered my pizza.

He was a Personal Pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Cooking a Hawaiian pizza and don't want to burn it?

Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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My dad worked in a pizza shop through college so he could afford to eat something other than ramen.

He was kneading the dough.

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Why do pizza makers go to work everyday?

They knead the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthewendigo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Today I made the perfect pizza.

It's my masterpizza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeromaroo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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My Wife got a thin crust pizza for dinner. It reminded me a lot of myself:

No dough and lots of cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EoC77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Jersey Mike's can't beat an actual pizza place

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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In pizza we crust πŸ™

Food puns anyone?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Double pun : What did the pizza say to the paper?

"You're a pizza sheet"

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Ordering pizza with my 3 year old.

Me: do you want ranch or blue cheese? 3yr old: ranch is for horses

Little guy Caught me off guard lol

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What type of film goes well with pizza?

Cheesy ones

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You know what tops a plain pizza?

Nothing!

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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
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Just burnt my Hawaiin pizza...

...should have put it on aloha setting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Shoutout to my peeps working at cheap pizza restaurants

Guess we knead the dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepgreenfoam
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I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.

I'll call it Little Seizures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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A blonde orders a pizza and the waiter asks if she would like it cut into 6 or 12 pieces.

"6 please. I could never eat 12."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I recently turned down an opportunity to open a Dominos Pizza store, because I thought it was too risky.

If one store goes down, they will all go down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rx3065
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Today I have opened my very own pizza restaurant.

I will be rolling in dough in no time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-NightAnimal-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Olive now

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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Want to Hear a Joke About Pizza?

Nevermind, it's to cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1CraftyLass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I wanted to tell a joke about pizza

But it's just too cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellagirlsaysno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A monk goes into a pizza shop

A monk goes into pizza shop and says β€œCan you make me one with everything”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red8user
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter last night...

so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife

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