Sorry that this isn't a joke itself but my pizza place is making a newsletter and I need to come up with a punny name for it. So far the front runner is MozzarelLA Times
...but they were too cheesy.
i should have cooked it on aloha temperature
I kneaded the dough.
A pizza shit
It cuts like a knife.
Should have used aloha temperature.
My son made that one up. Proud poppa here!
Never mind, itβs too cheesy.
Olive now
....would all the othersfall in succession?
itβs way too cheesy
A pizza shit
A weirdough!
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
He ate it before it was cool
It was in a really crappy mood.
He was a Personal Pan.
He was kneading the dough.
Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.
It's my masterpizza.
They knead the dough.
No dough and lots of cheese.
Sorry, wrong sub.
Food puns anyone?
"You're a pizza sheet"
Cheesy ones
Me: do you want ranch or blue cheese? 3yr old: ranch is for horses
Little guy Caught me off guard lol
Nothing!
...should have put it on aloha setting.
Guess we knead the dough
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
"6 please. I could never eat 12."
I'll call it Little Seizures.
If one store goes down, they will all go down.
A monk goes into pizza shop and says βCan you make me one with everythingβ
With tomato paste.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
How is Pizza going to get a job now?!?
It was the pizza de resistance.
It cuts like a knife.
Nevermind, it's to cheesy.
But it's just too cheesy.
so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife
It cuts like a knife
It cuts like a knife.
