Tried to fit as many sushi puns in as possible
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Valentine's sushi puns?

Hey guys. I found a really cute very card that has a sushi roll on the front of it I thought it would be fun to fill it with cute sushi related lines. Any ideas?

Thank you!

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Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?

Cause he was outta tuna.

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What did the sushi tell the bee

Wasabi

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What do you call sushi that's on sale?

Redushi.

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Last night at dinner, we were eating sushi, so I asked my wife, "What do you call refusing to incriminate your salmon?"

She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").

Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"

I've never been so proud of her.

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I shouldn't have had that leftover sushi...

I'm feeling a bit eel

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi

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My girlfriend didn't like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.
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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabee.

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B

WASSABI

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My friend is a sushi chef and makes a ton of money.

He drives a Rolls-Rice.

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wassah-bee

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When you sushi a bad pun
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Sushi my child. Be silent.
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What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?

A rolls rice.

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Sushi restaurant bringing the jokes imgur.com/IO7nb8c
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I donโ€™t trust sushi

Itโ€™s always fishy

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Not going to that restaurant for sushi, it seems kinda fishy.
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If you order sushi in a Vietnamese restaurant,

would that be considered a Pho pas?

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Whatโ€™s an actors favorite sushi roll?

โ€œI-hope-I-get-thisโ€ roll

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi :)

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what did the sushi say to the bee?

'Wasabi?'

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasa B?

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Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?

Or are you just happy sashimi?

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What do you call it when you make sushi out of a Thesaurus?

A synonym roll!

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What is the best pan to use to make sushi?

Japan!

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What does a Sushi Chef says before he goes home from work??

Roll out.

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My wife brought home sushi the other night.

Wife: I bought some with white rice and some with brown.

Daughter: I want white but that doesn't mean I'm racist.

Me: Don't you mean rice-ist?

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What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?

Japan

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Dad at a sushi restaurant

Dad: would you like anything with your sushi?

Son: soy sauce

Dad: Hola sauce, soy dad

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Which kind of sushi is really b-aaaaa-d?

Su-sheep

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I know everything there is to know about sushi

You could say Iโ€™m an a-fish-onado

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I would avoid Sushi if I was you.

It's a little fishy.

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What did sushi A Say to sushi B when they first met

WASABI

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what is the best pan to cook sushi

japan

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Bird sushi
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What does a percussionist order at a sushi bar?

A drum roll

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Iโ€™m not sure about this sushi.

It looks fishy to me.

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The worldโ€™s greatest cannibal chef just made sushi out of his family

He got inducted into the Raw Kin Roll Hall of Fame

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The sushi chef located the buzzing noise

It wasabi

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met a sushi chef from Australia

he said he Rolls-Royce

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I asked my Sumo wrestler friend, โ€œWould you like to have some sushi for dinner?โ€

He said, โ€œNo thanks. Iโ€™m not a big Japanese person.โ€

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Why couldn't the sushi chef make music with his food?

He was out of tuna

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Iโ€™m playing a sushi chef in an upcoming play.

Iโ€™m trying hard to prepare for the roll.

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What did the teenager order at the sushi restaurant when her dad insisted on being chaperone on her date?

Eye Roll

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I went to a sushi bar and ordered the salmon roe...

It was a spawn-taneous decision

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Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?

Otherwise it would be called suhe.

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I went to a hipster Sushi restaurant.

The only thing on the menu was an eye roll.

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I served sushi to a table and asking for more of that green stuff just said "Wasabi"

"Not much B wassup with you".

I use this joke a lot and it rarely lands so I just hoped I'd get some appreciation here.

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Sushi

...the rolls-rice of Asian seafood

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What music does Dwayne Johnson listen to when he eats sushi?

Rock and roll.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasa-b!

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How does bad sushi taste?

Fishy...

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A 'Rick Roll' sounds like a type of gas station sushi.
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Me, at the sushi place, after ordering miso soup:

"me so happy having this soup..." an awkward silence followed by a terrifying realisation: "apparently i'm ready to be a dad..."

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Next time you eat sushi, try the electric eel.

It's shockingly delicious.

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*Dad singing while making sushi for the first time*

"Sashimi rolling..... they hatin'"

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TSA made the woman in front of me throw out her sushi.

I commended them on their valiant efforts to stop a potential SUSHIcide bomber!

Turns out they don't like jokes about that. :(

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What does one say to a honeybee that lands on your plate of sushi?

Wassa-bee?

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Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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What is the most suspenseful sushi?

A drum roll

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Sushi

For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.

"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"

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How did the Sushi cook greet the bee?

"Whazzup, Bee?!"

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My dad everytime we mention eating sushi.

"You know, the stuff's alright but they just don't seem to cook it enough"

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What did the taco say to the sushi?

I know you're still raw, but let's taco bout it

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My dad got me good while eating sushi

We were trading pieces of sushi around and he went to put one on my plate when he accidentally stabbed it with his chopstick, making it fall apart. Then he chuckled to himself and said, "Looks like I stab-otaged it!"

Many laughs were had.

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What do people in the hymalayas eat with their sushi?

Yettimame

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I just can't eat sushi again, I saw a documentary about sushi that changed my mind about it.

Finding Nemo

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What did Jar Jar order at the sushi place?

...Meesa Soup

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I dad joked my dad when he asked if we wanted to go to sushi tomorrow

Dad: do you guys want to go to sushi tomorrow?

Step mom: Yes!

Dad: Okay sounds good, sushi on me.

Me: it's gunna be pretty difficult to eat sushi off you with chopsticks

Everyone: sigh

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Found a great new sushi place. Everything is half off. imgur.com/KKqOIEy
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Went out for sushi with the office.

A few minutes after our food showed up, I got to witness this beautiful conversation.

Struggling Coworker: Chop sticks are just prongs, they should be way better at picking up food!

Manager: Didn't your mother ever tell you that two prongs don't make a fork?

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My dad said this at a sushi restaurant

Me: hey dad can u pass the edamame.

Him: I don't have any edamame, only eda-daddy

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When we were out getting sushi...

Waitress drops this off http://i.imgur.com/Vsf60xk.jpg Dad: "Now that's a boatload of sushi!"

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Dad out for sushi

Sister asks if anyone wants her ginger. I ask why, not a fan of ginger? Dad cuts in, "I think your sister prefers Mary-Anne.

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TMDFU (today my dad fucked up) by eating sushi

so i had a buffet with my mom and dad in a fancy hotel restaurant. I go to grab some food. I had some trouble finding the sushi because it was all the way at the corner, but i found it eventually. I walk back to my seat, not seeing my dad, he probably went to grab some food. When he came back, he was holding a dish of sushi. He had a big smile on his face. my mom and i asked him what happened. he explained and we laughed for a good 10 minutes after. He said he was out looking for food, and he couldn't find where to grab the sushi. eventually he found a plate that had a good 6 pieces of sushi. he grabbed 4 of them, so that he wouldnt be the one who took them all. as he put down the plate, an old lady next to him screamed. My dad had took the sushi from her plate, thinking it was for serving.

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I had sushi once...

Every damn time my dad hears someone mention sushi he says,

"I had sushi once. I took it home and cooked it. It tasted just like fish!"

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Sushi dinner

Went to a Japanese restaurant for mom's birthday. Dad was at the table, but I'm the son in this situation. It was my first time trying sushi rolls. Waiter came by as we were finishing our meals....

Waiter: "Finishing up our sushi here?"

Me: "Yeah, we're wrapping up"

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Said at every sushi restaurant ever...

Dad: Do you know what the Japanese weather forecast is?

Chilly today, hot tamago!

Alternatively at Mexican restaurants: Chilly today, hot tamale.

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi!

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasabi.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

wasaBi

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Matttphew
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What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?

Japan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nikkobe
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What did the Sushi say to the Bee?

Wasabi

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I would avoid sushi if I was you

It's a little fishy

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I Would Avoid The Sushi If I Were You...

Itโ€™s a little fishy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hana-Chi
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What did he sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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What did the sushi say to a bee?

Wasabi!

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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