Hey guys. I found a really cute very card that has a sushi roll on the front of it I thought it would be fun to fill it with cute sushi related lines. Any ideas?
Cause he was outta tuna.
She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").
Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"
I've never been so proud of her.
I'm feeling a bit eel
He drives a Rolls-Rice.
A rolls rice.
would that be considered a Pho pas?
Or are you just happy sashimi?
A synonym roll!
Wife: I bought some with white rice and some with brown.
Daughter: I want white but that doesn't mean I'm racist.
Me: Don't you mean rice-ist?
Dad: would you like anything with your sushi?
Son: soy sauce
Dad: Hola sauce, soy dad
You could say I’m an a-fish-onado
It's a little fishy.
A drum roll
It looks fishy to me.
He got inducted into the Raw Kin Roll Hall of Fame
He said, “No thanks. I’m not a big Japanese person.”
He was out of tuna
I’m trying hard to prepare for the roll.
It was a spawn-taneous decision
Otherwise it would be called suhe.
The only thing on the menu was an eye roll.
"Not much B wassup with you".
I use this joke a lot and it rarely lands so I just hoped I'd get some appreciation here.
Rock and roll.
"me so happy having this soup..." an awkward silence followed by a terrifying realisation: "apparently i'm ready to be a dad..."
It's shockingly delicious.
"Sashimi rolling..... they hatin'"
I commended them on their valiant efforts to stop a potential SUSHIcide bomber!
Turns out they don't like jokes about that. :(
For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.
"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"
"You know, the stuff's alright but they just don't seem to cook it enough"
I know you're still raw, but let's taco bout it
We were trading pieces of sushi around and he went to put one on my plate when he accidentally stabbed it with his chopstick, making it fall apart. Then he chuckled to himself and said, "Looks like I stab-otaged it!"
Many laughs were had.
Dad: do you guys want to go to sushi tomorrow?
Step mom: Yes!
Dad: Okay sounds good, sushi on me.
Me: it's gunna be pretty difficult to eat sushi off you with chopsticks
A few minutes after our food showed up, I got to witness this beautiful conversation.
Struggling Coworker: Chop sticks are just prongs, they should be way better at picking up food!
Manager: Didn't your mother ever tell you that two prongs don't make a fork?
Me: hey dad can u pass the edamame.
Him: I don't have any edamame, only eda-daddy
Waitress drops this off http://i.imgur.com/Vsf60xk.jpg Dad: "Now that's a boatload of sushi!"
Sister asks if anyone wants her ginger. I ask why, not a fan of ginger? Dad cuts in, "I think your sister prefers Mary-Anne.
so i had a buffet with my mom and dad in a fancy hotel restaurant. I go to grab some food. I had some trouble finding the sushi because it was all the way at the corner, but i found it eventually. I walk back to my seat, not seeing my dad, he probably went to grab some food. When he came back, he was holding a dish of sushi. He had a big smile on his face. my mom and i asked him what happened. he explained and we laughed for a good 10 minutes after. He said he was out looking for food, and he couldn't find where to grab the sushi. eventually he found a plate that had a good 6 pieces of sushi. he grabbed 4 of them, so that he wouldnt be the one who took them all. as he put down the plate, an old lady next to him screamed. My dad had took the sushi from her plate, thinking it was for serving.
Every damn time my dad hears someone mention sushi he says,
"I had sushi once. I took it home and cooked it. It tasted just like fish!"
Went to a Japanese restaurant for mom's birthday. Dad was at the table, but I'm the son in this situation. It was my first time trying sushi rolls. Waiter came by as we were finishing our meals....
Waiter: "Finishing up our sushi here?"
Me: "Yeah, we're wrapping up"
Dad: Do you know what the Japanese weather forecast is?
Chilly today, hot tamago!
Alternatively at Mexican restaurants: Chilly today, hot tamale.
It’s a little fishy.