Tried to fit as many sushi puns in as possible
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Valentine's sushi puns?

Hey guys. I found a really cute very card that has a sushi roll on the front of it I thought it would be fun to fill it with cute sushi related lines. Any ideas?

Thank you!

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If I were you I would avoid the sushi here,

It's a bit fishy.

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A soulful sushi mat

is a Rice & Tuna Turner

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What did the sushi said to the bee?

Wasabi

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Sushi A to sushi B:

'wassa B?'

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What do you call a sushi chef's assistant?

A Sous-shi chef

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Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.

How else will you learn fission.

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What did the sushi piece say to the other sushi piece?

W A S A B I

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Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?

To protest the Unagi Ration.

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Dad's favorite sushi does not even contain fish

It's the eye roll

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If I were you, I wouldnโ€™t try the sushi

Itโ€™s a little fishy

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We were eating take-out sushi on the couch last night

And one of our kittens (7mo/f) starts nosing her away aggressively around our feet.

15/f daughter: โ€˜Oh kitty, what are you doing?โ€™

Me: โ€˜I think sheโ€™s fishing.โ€™


Achievement unlocked: my daughter smiled, and didnโ€™t groan, roll her eyes, or whine โ€˜Daaaadโ€™.

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Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?

Japanada

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Why donโ€™t Wookies like sushi?

They think itโ€™s a little Chewie.

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Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?

Cause he was outta tuna.

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When you sushi a bad pun
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My girlfriend didn't like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.
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I shouldn't have had that leftover sushi...

I'm feeling a bit eel

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Last night at dinner, we were eating sushi, so I asked my wife, "What do you call refusing to incriminate your salmon?"

She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").

Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"

I've never been so proud of her.

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Not going to that restaurant for sushi, it seems kinda fishy.
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My friend is a sushi chef and makes a ton of money.

He drives a Rolls-Rice.

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Sushi my child. Be silent.
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Sushi restaurant bringing the jokes imgur.com/IO7nb8c
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What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?

A rolls rice.

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What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?

Japan

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My wife brought home sushi the other night.

Wife: I bought some with white rice and some with brown.

Daughter: I want white but that doesn't mean I'm racist.

Me: Don't you mean rice-ist?

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If you order sushi in a Vietnamese restaurant,

would that be considered a Pho pas?

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Whatโ€™s an actors favorite sushi roll?

โ€œI-hope-I-get-thisโ€ roll

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What do you call it when you make sushi out of a Thesaurus?

A synonym roll!

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasa-Bee

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasa-B!

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasabiiiiii

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What did the sushi tell the bee

Wasabi

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What did the sushi say to the bee ?

Wasabi

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What does Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wassabi!

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wassah-bee

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabee.

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B

WASSABI

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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasabi.

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi!

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What did the Sushi say to the Bee?

Wasabi

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasa B?

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi :)

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What is the best pan to use to make sushi?

Japan!

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