Tried to fit as many sushi puns in as possible
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Valentine's sushi puns?
Hey guys. I found a really cute very card that has a sushi roll on the front of it I thought it would be fun to fill it with cute sushi related lines. Any ideas?
Thank you!
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If I were you I would avoid the sushi here,
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︎ Jun 01 2021
A soulful sushi mat
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︎ May 13 2021
What did the sushi said to the bee?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Sushi A to sushi B:
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a sushi chef's assistant?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.
How else will you learn fission.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What did the sushi piece say to the other sushi piece?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?
To protest the Unagi Ration.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Dad's favorite sushi does not even contain fish
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︎ Jan 25 2021
If I were you, I wouldnโt try the sushi
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︎ Jan 04 2021
We were eating take-out sushi on the couch last night
And one of our kittens (7mo/f) starts nosing her away aggressively around our feet.
15/f daughter: โOh kitty, what are you doing?โ
Me: โI think sheโs fishing.โ
Achievement unlocked: my daughter smiled, and didnโt groan, roll her eyes, or whine โDaaaadโ.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Why donโt Wookies like sushi?
They think itโs a little Chewie.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
When you sushi a bad pun
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︎ Jun 19 2019
My girlfriend didn't like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.
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︎ May 10 2020
I shouldn't have had that leftover sushi...
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︎ May 28 2020
Last night at dinner, we were eating sushi, so I asked my wife, "What do you call refusing to incriminate your salmon?"
She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").
Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"
I've never been so proud of her.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Not going to that restaurant for sushi, it seems kinda fishy.
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︎ Sep 15 2019
My friend is a sushi chef and makes a ton of money.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Sushi my child. Be silent.
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What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
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︎ Jun 30 2017
My wife brought home sushi the other night.
Wife: I bought some with white rice and some with brown.
Daughter: I want white but that doesn't mean I'm racist.
Me: Don't you mean rice-ist?
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︎ Sep 11 2018
If you order sushi in a Vietnamese restaurant,
would that be considered a Pho pas?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Whatโs an actors favorite sushi roll?
โI-hope-I-get-thisโ roll
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What do you call it when you make sushi out of a Thesaurus?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
What did the sushi say to the bee?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What did the sushi say to the bee?
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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What did the sushi say to the bee?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What did the sushi tell the bee
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What did the sushi say to the bee ?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What does Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ May 26 2020
What did the sushi say to the bee?
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︎ Apr 07 2020
What did the sushi say to the bee?
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︎ May 10 2020
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B
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︎ May 04 2020
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
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︎ Aug 24 2019
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
What did the Sushi say to the Bee?
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︎ Sep 29 2016
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
What did the sushi say to the bee?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What is the best pan to use to make sushi?
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