Ugh. Yolk.
It was Gouda.
Everyone has such high eggspectations
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
Best get cracking
That was a long tamago.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Egg Sheeran
I should have used three eggs. One more egg would be un oeuf.
One, 'cause one egg is un oeuf.
I thought it was strange, that all omelettes are so small, but in France they say that one egg is un oeuf.
No thanks I've had un Εuf
... upvote dad yolk!
Eggxcalibur
He beat eggs all day long.
1, because in France 1 egg is "un oeuf".
Friend: Why don't the eggs roll on to the floor even though they're round? They stop after like two rolls.
Me: it's cause they're counter-balanced.
counter-balanced
Or should I make a cheese and bacon omelette?
Just heard that one from my dad on the phone.
I should have used three. One more egg would have been un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
One, because one's un Εuf.
Because one egg is un oueff!
